Sunday, December 05, 2004

URL says it all: douchebag.info


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NADER OFFERS TO LEAD UKRAINE. Seeks to Heal Bitterly Divided Nation.
  • "After Mr. Nader launched into a forty-five-minute speech urging Ukraine to adopt stricter fuel-economy standards for its cars, the protesters started to drift away, many of them going home for the first time in weeks. Prime Minister Yanukovich later said that Ukrainian security forces had tape-recorded Mr. Nader’s speech and will use it in the future to disperse unruly crowds."


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The Annual Cost Analysis of the 12 Days of Christmas, now with an analysis of the comparative cost of buying the swans-a-swimming online.


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Syndicated radio guru Dr. Laura in the buff.


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Here is a gallery of 30 captures from the sex tape with Chyna and X-Pac!


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Blogger Drunken5yearold said...

My god, who would want to see her? Why can't they find sex tapes featuring Heidi Klum, Jessica Alba, Elisha Cuthbert, or Jennifer Love-Hewitt?

 


Blogger Uncle Scoopy said...

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Good question.

I don't want to watch the whole tape, but I was curious. I think other people will be as well. There's sort of a sideshow appeal to it, I think.

Having gotten that said, I second the sentiment of the commenter, espoecially regarding that Alba thing.

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Four free short sample vids from Playboy's Amateur Home Videos!


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Playmate Gallery - Holly Joan Hart, April 1998 - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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A round-up of VH1's irreverent 'Big in 2004' annual awards. Ya gotta love an award show that features the teamwork of Bill Shatner and Paris Hilton.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

THIS SITE SUCKS. STOP SPAMMING YOUR BULLSHIT LINKS ON ISONEWS

 


Blogger Uncle Scoopy said...

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I have no freakin' idea what isonews is, why anyone would spam it, or how to spam it, whatever it is!

I went to isonews.com, and it was some Sega game site(??!!)

Does anyone else know what the little kid above is talking about?


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The naked chicks department: This year's fantasy fest in Key West, Florida


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Ugly chicks

You need a better hobby

 

McNabb throws 5 TD passes in the first half! The Eagles kick butt, the Pack loses its consecutive winning streak, and Favre loses his consecutive game TD streak.


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Closer, as reviewed by the greatest of all critics, that master of understatement, The Filthy Critic


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Beware The Applegate Curse! Gold doubloons and pieces of eight? Not hardly. Box office results for Kelly Bundy.


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Manning held to three TD passes in Colts' 51-24 victory. With 4 games left to play, Manning already holds the record for most TD passes in a season for anyone not named Marino. He needs only five more in four games to pass even The Great Isotoner himself.


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Leonardo DiCaprio declaring 'I'm the king of the world!' in Titanic has been chosen as the cheesiest line in movie history. See the rest of the top 10 as well.


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The Senate filibuster tradition may be in for a radical overhaul.


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A homeless person is buried in Peter and Paul Cathedral instead of Tsar Nikolas II.


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Porn Wars - battling it out with light saber dildos.


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Gotta love Sky Lopez.

 

Troops searching for Osama Bin Laden have no idea where he is.


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Dear Santa Letter Generator, for kids too lazy to write their own.


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Weekend Box Office - National Treasure easily holds #1 for the third straight week. Alexander drops a precipitous 66%. Closer, the only significant opening, had solid revenues per screen, but was on few screens and finished just ahead of Alexander.


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Have you tired of glowing fireplaces and hot toddies on these frigid evenings? Try jigging for squid to heat up a cold night.


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One of the season's jolliest annual traditions: Dave Barry's 2004 Christmas Gift Guide. Actually, using the term "Christmas" is misleading on my part. Dave calls it a "holiday gift guide", festooned with plenty of festive Holiday Capital Letters. I believe this makes it appropriate for any seasonal gift exchange event, like Kwanzaa, Festivus, Chanukkah, or even Sam Elliott's Birthday.


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Burke aphorism tops poll of favorite quotes. "The quotation-lovers' favorite phrase, a poll by Oxford University Press has found, is attributed to Edmund Burke -- 'It is necessary only for the good man to do nothing for evil to triumph' -- "


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The SpongeBob Caper: "Oversized inflatable effigies of SpongeBob SquarePants are vanishing from restaurant roofs across the United States."


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Interesting map of the "Blue States and Red States" in Ukraine. Talk about a sharply divided country. One of the Weird Vic Yankovics (the one Russia likes) got 96% of the votes in one Eastern province. The other Weird Vic Yankovic (the one America likes) got 93% in two of the Western provinces.


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From the "you know it's a slow news day" department: Beckham's butler quits. This was the #1 headline at Yahoo Entertainment News.


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J-Lo is expecting staff at posh Claridge’s to help her get PREGNANT.


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There is such a thing as too much info: "Jungle Janet's a beast in bed "


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Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas arrives in a see-through dress for the VH1 "Big in '04" Awards show.


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Boston eyes a repeal of its 17-century blue laws. Last month, Mayor Thomas Menino said he would lift a 329-year-old requirement that Native Americans be escorted in the city by "musketeers."


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retroCRUSH pays tribute to the kitschy world of Trailer Brochures.


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Justin Timberlake will play Tony Stark / Iron Man!


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