Monday, December 06, 2004

Five newly discovered short plays by Tennessee Williams are being performed in New York, shedding light on the troubled life of one of America's greatest playwrights.


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Playmate Gallery - Brooke Berry, May 2000 - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Four short promotional sample videos from SPICE TV RAW!


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Will Shawn Ashmore be Jimmy Olsen in the new Superman movie?


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The first stills from King Kong, with a good article.


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If you're following the Tales of the Sawdust Joint, here's the latest installment, Ottomatic


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Programmer says Florida congressman contracted with him to create a vote-rigging program.


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Paris Hilton crashed a Hollywood producer's bash to try to schmooze a future role -- only to discover party guests watching her sex video and slamming her performance.


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WTF is the deal with this site? "Why hast thou forsaken me?"


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Need a Christmas gift for that slut on your list? Camel Toe has the cameltoe cup


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Zen And The Art Of Pumpkin Bombing


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A bad year for the Affleck family. First Ben faces The Incredible Shrinking Career, than the new Aflac ad campaign muzzles the iconic duck. Why doesn't the insurance company just hire Ben? You know he'd wear a duck suit. He's into birds. ("Gobble, gobble.")


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The new millennium's version of the quiz show scandal is the reality show scandal. No real surprise, but the LA Times has done as nice expose on this, featuring the fact that "Queer Eye" is highly scripted.


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TV Guide and TV Land presents The 100 Most Memorable TV Moments in history. They reveal numbers 100-81 today, 20 more each day. Some of them are accompanied by videos.


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Newsweek's extensive and exclusive look at that Lemony Snicket movie.


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GQ gives a 2004 smackdown to ....


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URL says it all: UglyChristmasLights.com


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The perfect Christmas gift for that smoker on your list: TALKING MIDDLE FINGER LIGHTER SAYS F*CK YOU!. Now that's the Christmas spirit.


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Sexiest Men in the Bible, by the author of "The Guide To Holy Hunks". I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that Holy Hunks book doesn't really exist.


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DOZENS of seats on the world's most luxurious cruise liner have collapsed under the weight of obese American passengers.


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A new promotional video for Blade Trinity


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This week's movies: Ocean's Twelve - no major reviews in yet. It seems that there were no preview screenings. That may be to guard the plot surprises, or it may be the harbinger of doom. The one guy who reviewed it at length seemed to like it, and called it a B+.


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This week's movies: Blade: Trinity - 38% positive reviews.
  • " "Blade: Trinity begins with the vamps digging up the long-dormant Dracula, who is apparently a Slovakian runway model enamored of bare-chested couture."
  • "What you might expect from a teenager: a quick-paced arcade game set to an obnoxiously loud, mind-numbing metal, hip-hop, and techno score"


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Theater Counts for this week. Blade Trinity Opens in 3000 theaters, as does Ocean's 12. Closer expands from 470 to 620. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou hits one theater in LA and one in New York.


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Kevin Spacey as Bobby Darin - quintuple threat.


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Orlando Bloom has taken his first step towards becoming a Buddhist. Because even the longest journey begins with a single step. No, wait, that's my Confucianism joke, isn't it? Well, whatever.


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Is Rachel Hunter engaged?


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The FCC estimates that 99.8% of all the complaints it received in 2003 come from the same group! Excluding the Super Bown incident, this group actually improved its percentage a little this year - to 99.9%!!
  • In 2003, there were some 240,000 complaints. Excluding the one activist group, there were only about 500, which is about the usual number the FCC has received every year since the beginning of broadcast time! What bout 2004? Excluding the Super Bowl, the FCC has received about 530,000 this year, and all but the usual 500 came from the same group!
  • In proposing fines of nearly $1.2 million against Fox Broadcasting and its affiliates, the FCC originally said it received 159 complaints against Married by America, which featured strippers partly obscured by pixilation. But when asked, the FCC’s Enforcement Bureau said it could find only 90 complaints from 23 individuals. All but four of the complaints were identical … and only one of the complainants actually watched the program!!!
  • To re-word that a bit, the show was watched by 5.1 million households - and out of the 5 to 8 million people who watched, exactly one person complained, thus resulting in a $1.2 million fine for violating the standards of community decency ... or, more precisely, for violating the decency standards of Mike Pilsudski of Syracuse, New York. And ol' Mike doesn't even get to keep any of the $1.2 million!


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Michael Pilsudski a real person or are you just making him up?

Brian Cubbison

 

More on the Joanie "Chyna" Laurer sex tape video - with a teaser picture of her pierced and swollen genitalia, which look for all the world like a mini-schwantz.


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Blogger Drunken5yearold said...

Okay Scoop, I admit that your comment piqued my interest enough for me to take a look. This has got to be the nudity equivalent of a really bad car crash: flames, mangled bodies, wrecked cars ... you can't help but look. Anyway, I think maybe they chose that particular picture because the perspective makes it look worse than it actually is.

Ugh, who could be turned on by her? Anybody?

 


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You think it's boring to watch people trim the tree? I'll bet you won't mind if it's Luba, and she's nekkid.


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A German singer who plays Snow White has lost her job at Dresden's Christmas market after posing for nude photos in a bathtub. (Repeat story, this time with a picture)


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X-Entertainment's Third Annual Advent Calendar!


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Toyota develops a "wearable car."


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How do you keep dry? If it reclines a fast speeds the plexiglas roof looks like a really good scoop.

 

Pampered Australian sheep which listen to Italian opera have set a new price record for the world's finest wool. The Sheep that listen to German opera produce a few lumberjack shirts for Sears of Canada.


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Bush Calls Homosexuals "America's Li'l Cupcakes" (Mad Guerilla Brigade)


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X-Entertainment's Third Annual Advent Calendar!


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Entries from the guest book at the Clinton Library. "I was told in no uncertain terms that smoking was not permitted. When I asked why cigars are sold in the gift shop, I was told that these cigars aren't "the smoking kind." Am I missing something?"


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Speaking into an open mic, Latrell Sprewel tells female heckler to ____ his ____ . (Fill in your own details). Some samples:
  • smoke ... kielbasa
  • edit ... autobiography
  • sip ... slurpee
  • pimp ... ride


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'Mr. Bean' Attacks Religious Hatred Bill, saying the measure now passing through parliament will make religion virtually off-limits to satirists. Interestingly, he addressed parliament while stark naked except for a ladies' shower cap, hunched over, making silly faces, and trying to scrub himself with a makeshift back-scratcher.


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WOMEN in Bradford have the biggest boobs in Britain, according to a new survey. According to the same source, the smallest boobs in the UK are in Edinburgh - 30 inches. The survey numbers are just silly - it isn't possible that women in one city have an average bustline of 41 inches, while another is only 30. How many women have a 30 inch bustline anyway? It would be hard to find even one, let alone a whole city full. They'd have to have an average height/weight of about 5 feet, 80 pounds. My second wife had something like a 35 inch bustline, although she was as thin as a rail and had almost no boobs at all ("A" cup size, of course) !! On the high side, a 41 inch average is theoretically possible, but it would be a group of overweight women. Silly or not, I want to know how one applies for work at that survey company.


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'Fawlty Towers' up for sale. THE hotel that inspired the TV series Fawlty Towers has gone on sale for more than $3.74 million.


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Jon Stewart's 'America' named book of the year by Publishers Weekly.


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'Gilligan' Plays Santa in W.Va.. Check out the picture of Gilligan. He turns 70 next month. (Geez, Maynard G. Gilligan is 70????)


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"Hustler magazine will publish a blistering expose (CONGRESSMAN DAVID DREIER: GAY & ASHAMED) on closeted California Republican David Dreier in an issue that hits newsstands Friday"


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Pictorial nudity report on Natalie Portman in Closer - no real nudity, but very nice buns in a very tiny thong.


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"Actor Robert Downey Jr. got a frosty reception when he introduced Elton John as 'the other first lady.'" I kinda like Downey's casual manner. When he was asked a question about The Singing Detective one year at Sundance, he responded to the questioner, "you sound like you understand it. Explain it to me, cuz I can't make any sense out of the fuckin' thing"


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Lindsay Lohan in public meltdown. She's only 18. She's a prodigy - the Mozart of flamboyant public behavior.


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Film Jerk's must-read Early Report for this week.


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Renny Harlin (Die Hard 2) has come on-board to develop a feature based on the upcoming graphic novel, Full Moon Fever. Created by prolific 'X-Men' and 'Superman' comic book writer Joe Casey for publisher AIT/Planet Lair, the story is set in the not too distant future and revolves around a group of blue-collar workers who shuttle to the moon to repair the first lunar base, only to find it deserted. They soon discover that they're not alone as they become prey to a pack of ravenous werewolves."


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Some contestant totally freaks out on The Price is Right


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