Thursday, December 09, 2004

BRITNEY Spears caused a real stink when her smelly FEET gassed a plane full of people. "Passengers complained when the pungent pop star shed her shoes on a flight. The nasty niff was so bad that a stewardess asked Britney to put them back on. One passenger fumed: 'The smell was unbelievable.'"


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Nostalgia puts 'Sonny & Cher' on DVD


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Here's that PG-13 nude that Lindsay Lohan did for the cover of EW


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Here's the first teaser trailer for Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the Wonka re-make starring Johnny Depp.


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Eva Longoria & Nicolette Sheridan at Oceans 12 Premiere. Nicolette does not look good in close-up. Eva looks great from any angle.


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FORMER JEOPARDY CHAMP LOSES ARGUMENT WITH WIFE. Had Won Previous 74 Spats


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For your homework, compare and contrast this obviously altered but nontheless official picture of Britney to the REAL picture below.


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The Weekend Update site has now added the zipped film clip from the Luke Wilson show.


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Uncle Melon explains How to Use a Vagina


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Is it Britney Spears or Hulk Hogan?


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Mel Gibson buys the Island of Mago. I think he thought Mago was the singular of Magi.


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Remember that 1954 Home Computer Prediction that never really appeared in Popular Mechanics? Well, it's now in Popular Mechanics.


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First picture of the Fantastic Four together.


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Four fey and pretentious clips from The Phantom of the Opera.


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Jon Stewart interviews former Secretary of the Treasury, Paul O'Neill.


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The Daily Show looks at the American intelligence community re-organization.


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What is the deal on the American Express Black Card?


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What could be a better combo than vintage porn and mesh trucker caps?Hussy Vintage Trucker Hats.


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Who has the momentum for a best-actress nomination? Annette Bening seems to have the inside track, but it's a wide-open field at this point.


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The Smoking Gun: According to a Scottsdale Police Department report, after departing the Pussycat Lounge at 12:45 AM, an inebriated Mike Tyson jumped on the hood of a stranger's car, causing about $1500 in damage.


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I'm not sure why anyone believed them in the first place, but in case you hadn't already figured it out by the fact that her name was typed wrong, here's the latest scoop on this crucial world news. The Lindsay Lohan driver's license and Amex floating around the web are fakes.


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The Simpsons' most obscure jokes.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

These jokes are only obscure if you don't know anything about history or pop culture from before about 1990.

 

San Francisco in Ruins - aerial photographs taken after the 1906 earthquake. The photographer devised an ingenious system using kites to make the photographs.


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"Billboard" Awards Usher in Victory. The chart-busting singer just about swept the major awards.


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Teenagers and young men should keep their laptops off their laps because they could damage fertility.


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"...between the age of 21-35 by measuring scrotal temperature before and after they used a computer on their lap." How exactly do you measure "scrotal temperature" and is it painful?

 

A visit to the set of Aeon Flux.


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The trailer for The New World, Terence Malick's new film about that whole wacky Pocahontas/John Smith thing. It stars Christian Bale and Colin Farrell as Johns Rolfe and Smith respectively. This is only Malick's third film in the past thirty years, so he's not exactly on factory-level production here.


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Monkeys finally create perfect copy of Romeo and Juliet. "One time they got to the fourth act of Macbeth, before making a mistake. The monkeys also recently typed out a Thomas Pynchon novel, but that doesn't count."


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Here's the trailer from XXX: State of the Union. Ice Cube takes over the Vin Diesel responsibilities.


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