Wednesday, January 05, 2005

"WWF Intercontinental champion Joanie 'Chyna' Laurer was arrested on 1/1/05 for 'domestic battery.'" Kinda indicative that her partner is some kind of serious wimp, since middle aged fat slob Joey Buttafuoco kicked the livin' daylights out of Joanie on Celebrity Boxing.


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CNN sacks that tutti-frutti bowtie dude from Crossfire. He should be OK for money. He obviously still lives with his mom.


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Who is Kate Beckinsale describing: "'Also, he was boring and, other than masturbate, he didn't do anything.'" Kate's a Brit, so I would normally guess Hugh Grant, but I don't think she dated him.


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Electronic TALKING Gooey Louie - an upgrade of the nose-picking game of skill


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The Daily Show is finally updating again, and their focus is on the Asian relief effort.


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A comparison of five new programs that let you search your hard drive without having a seizure.


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The Tsunami, Incredible Satellite Images, BEFORE AND AFTER


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STEINBRENNER'S WALLET TESTS POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS. Yankees Boss Denies Wallet-doping Charges


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Oscar-winning writer-director Oliver Stone blamed 'raging fundamentalism in morality' for the frosty reception that his new film 'Alexander' is getting in his native United States. He's right. I've found that fundamentalists hate laughably bad movies.


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A FEW MINUTES WITH THE CAST OF THE MERCHANT OF VENICE


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Here's the trailer for dot the i. "Carmen, a beautiful Spanish woman with a tendency to lose her temper at the drop of a hat, is about to married to Barnaby, a caring, wealthy, but slightly boring Englishman. While out with friends on her 'hen night' she encounters a stranger who suddenly sparks a passion that has been sleeping within her. As her wedding date approaches, she finds herself struggling to put this newcomer out of her mind, but his effect on her keeps growing stronger. What is it that he sees in her, and why does she feel like she's being pushed inevitably into his arms?"


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The good news: South Dakota Man Loses 457 Pounds. The Bad News: he has 375 more to go. The really bad news: he'll still weigh an obese 240 when he's finished losing his 832 pounds! He's down to a svelte 615 from his high of 1072.


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North Korea ordered its citizens to be ready for a protracted war against the United States, issuing guidelines on evacuating to underground bunkers with weapons, food and portraits of leader Kim Jong Il. Not to mention DVD's of Team America: World Police.


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Colin Farrell says paying for sex is like ordering a pizza, and both make good leftovers in the morning.


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A man was sentenced to three years in prison for passing out cheese sandwiches.


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"What have the Romans done for us?," voted funniest movie scene. Mel Brooks's farting cowboys and and Meg Ryan's restaurant orgasm are runners-up.


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Weekly World News: "DICK CHENEY SUFFERS FROM TOURETTE'S SYNDROME"


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No matter how bad your life, it could have been worse in at least two ways: (1) You could have been a Cat Tailor, or (2) You could have been James Taylor


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The Oscar Warrior makes his predictions. Very long and detailed two-part article. The key predictions are:
  • Supporting actor: Thomas Haden Church in Sideways
  • Supporting actress: Virginia Madsen in Sideways
  • Actor: Jamie Foxx
  • Actress: Hilary Swank (note: all awards so far have gone to Imelda Staunton)
  • Director: Martin Scorsese. I agree that this will probably happen. The Aviator is a technical marvel, and Scorsese has never won an Oscar, so this would be a logical time. Too bad for Clint Eastwood, who many feel to be the rightful king.
  • Screenplays: Hotel Rwanda (original) and Sideways (adapted).
  • Best Picture Nominations: The Aviator, Million Dollar Baby, Sideways, Finding Neverland, Hotel Rwanda (Alternate: Ray). Probable winner: Million Dollar Baby.


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Playboy news and rumors for the upcoming year. I'm surprised to hear about Christina Applegate, but I'll definitely look if she shows!


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Final NFL Power Rankings: It's all in Steelers' hands now


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Ben Roethlisberger has done what no other NFL quarterback ever did -winning the Offensive Rookie of the Year award. Not surprisingly given his 13-0 record, he earned all 48 available votes.


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Will Beltran end up with the Mets? And the more important question is "how will the Mets manage their suckitude quota with all the talent they are stockpiling?" Ya gotta believe!


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The Final College Football Rankings. #1 is no surprise. You may be a little shocked to see who snuck in the Top 25 at #24.


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In case you missed the naked hiking chick, the webmaster sent this new location for the gallery


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Sony Corp. will likely launch its new PlayStation Portable hand-held game console in North America and Europe in March


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Ain't It Cool News - Round-up of Star Wars Episode 3 info.


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Heidi seeks Seal? Klum seals Seal engagement. Last summer, Heidi Klum said she didn't want to rush into another marriage. So she waited about four months. The German-born supermodel is engaged to English-born singer Seal, her reps announced Tuesday.


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The most unlikely comeback of the century - Thomas Haden Church from "Wings"


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David Beckham's former car sparks eBay bidding frenzy. A 1997 BMW convertible once owned by England football captain David Beckham (original retail $80,000) has sold for more than $170,000 on eBay -- to the dismay of the man who sold it two months ago for $30,000.


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I thought we weren't supposed to do this: Reinventing the Wheel.


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Blog reading explodes in America - up 58% in 2004.


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Mars Rover - the hardest workin' bot in show business, or science business, for that matter.


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The Fifth Annual Weblog Awards, in which you can nominate and vote for Other Crap, or any of the obviously inferior sites of your choosing. All kidding aside, I nominated my personal hero, The Filthy Critic, for best entertainment weblog.


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Apparently Twelfth Night is England's answer to April Fool's Day.


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Hi, I'm Richard Gere, and I'm speaking for the entire world, although most of the other people are more interesting.


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The Gallup Poll found that the average number of firearms per U.S. household is 1.7, while among just gun owners, the number of firearms in each household is 4.4.


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NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN 'I'M THE POOREST ACTRESS ON TV!'"


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The Sun Reports: actor Jude Law to marry Sienna Miller.


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Britney Spears wants to direct. (This from Britney's own personal blog)


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Biggest boobs ever (???) They seem to be natural.


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Nostalgia: Priceless artifacts of TV cigarette commercials. My favorite video was the one of Fred and Barney lighting up: "the original network run of The Flintstones (1960-1966) was sponsored by a cigarette maker and you could watch the main characters smoking Winstons"


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Several new posters from the upcoming Sin City


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Closer star Natalie Portman is in final talks to topline the Wachowski brothers "V for Vendetta"


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AmIAnnoying.com's 100 Most Annoying People of [2004]


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retroCRUSH picks the 100 most annoying things about 2004


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'Who's Your Daddy' a ratings dud. The Fox special starred a woman who picked her birth father from a group of seven impostors for a $100,000 prize.


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The ultimate vertical integration idea: The Urban Assault Hearse. Mow 'em down, and haul 'em off.


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All of the appearances of Jay Maynard, the TRON Guy, on Jimmy Kimmel.


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Letterman's Top Ten Signs You're On A Bad Diet.
  • Sure it's the Atkins diet - but it's CHET Atkins.


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"Beyonce has revealed she hates being called 'bootylicious'." She would now like to be called "J-Lo", since the title is currently unoccupied.


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Weekly World News: Giant pigeon terrorizes New York


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