Friday, January 07, 2005

Watch the first five minutes of Elektra


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Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston announced Friday that they were calling it quits after nearly five years of marriage.


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Headline writers like to have fun, too! Just trust me on this one, go to this site and look at the headline.


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The Daily Show's Rob Corddry takes a ragtag bunch of student journalists and shows them how to become mediocre.


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Jon Stewart notes that International Observers will be observing the Iraqi election... from another country.


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Jon Stewart interviews Paul Giamatti.


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The Daily Show declares "Wooooooooo! Congress is BACK IN SESSION, baby!"


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two thoughts come to mind, not original but appropriate.

1. No man’s property, liberty or life is safe when congress is in session.

2. It’s one thing for the House to resemble Disneyland, but another for Goofy to be in charge.

 

The Daily Show says with a hold on all branches of government the GOP is ready to take some names and kick some ass.


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Actor Don Cheadle talks to Jon Stewart about his role in the film 'Hotel Rwanda.'


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Jon Stewart talks to Howard Zinn, author of Voices of a People's History of the United States.


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The Daily Show looks at Attorney-General nominee Alberto Gonzales.


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Soldier's e-mail sparks food drive for Iraqi dogs.


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What happened to Lohan's chest? When she lost her 20 pounds, she lost some of her chest as well, which implies that they really are natural after all.


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A year after Janet Jackson's breast brought a crackdown on indecency, Fox has rejected an ad for the Super Bowl offering a rare view Mickey Rooney's backside.
  • Damn! I've been waiting for that. To hell with Dunst and Kournikova. Let's get the Mickster's ancient heinie out there! Surprisingly, the article does not tell us where to write to protest this egregious censorship.


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The Top 100 Trailers of 2004.


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British actor David Morrissey will star opposite Sharon Stone in 'Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction', in which Stone will reprise her role as the seductive novelist Catherine Tramell.


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20 Year Archive on Google Groups: "Google has fully integrated the past 20 years of Usenet archives into Google Groups, which now offers access to more than 800 million messages dating back to 1981. This is by far the most complete collection of Usenet articles ever assembled and a fascinating first-hand historical account. We compiled some especially memorable articles and threads in the timeline below. For example, read Tim Berners-Lee's announcement of what became the World Wide Web or Linus Torvalds' post about his 'pet project'."


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What is really upstairs at Graceland? Article includes pics of Elvis' bedroom, Elvis' bathroom.


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Spacey is officially signed on to play Lex Luthor. It seems that he'll be reunited with his Beyond the Sea co-star Kate Bosworth, who is slated to play Lois Lane. In Wise Guy, SE7EN, and The Usuial Suspects, Spacey established himself as possibly the greatest of all filmed villains, and Luthor is a film villain's dream!


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Ain't It Cool News has three pics from A Scanner Darkly, a Richard Linklater cyberpunk animation based on a Philip K Dick story.


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At last, a credible movie role for Denise Richards as a scientist. Britney Spears is reportedly set to quit pop music - to become a forensic scientist


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Weekly World News: "FORGET THE GOLD... POT OF POT FOUND AT END OF RAINBOW"


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J-Lo's new "Get Right" video is posted.


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Guy robs gas station - evades police - gets lost - stops at same gas station to ask for directions.


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Why you should marry a short woman. As we used to say back in college, she'd be the perfect woman if she had a flat head to set your beer on.


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Some competition for Chyna in the maxi-genital department


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Forget about Masterpiece Theater or that Civil War documentary, television at last reaches its all-time zenith. "Two-thirds of the way through Sunday's 9 p.m. launch of 'The Surreal Life' on VH1, Verne Troyer, the pint-size actor who plays Mini Me in the 'Austin Powers' movies, urinates in the corner of a room." Oh, yeah, this happens right after he rides a scooter to his pee area. Did I mention that he is stark naked the entire time?


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Winter storms fill Arizona rivers with something never seen before: water.


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Val Kilmer purposely messed up the Alexander love scenes with Angelina Jolie just so that he could do more re-takes "My role consisted mostly of sharing a bed with Angelina Jolie and throwing her around in it, which is about as much fun as it is possible for a man to have."


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Civil servants gone mad!! Bevis Lake, just northeast of Seattle, is now appearing in Census Bureau records as Butthead Lake.


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The director's guild announces its five nominees for the top honor in 2004. [The directors of Sideways, Million Dollar Baby, The Aviator, Finding Neverland, Ray]


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Here's the trailer for Cursed, a werewolf film long awaited by genre fans. This project represents the re-teaming of the creators of Scream, Wes Craven and Kevin Williamson. The cast includes the entire B-list: Christina Ricci, Shannon Elizabeth, Scott Foley, Omar Epps, Kristina Anapau, Scott Baio, James Brolin, Illeana Douglas, Jesse Eisenberg, Robert Forster, Judy Greer, Milo Ventimiglia, Corey Feldman, Portia de Rossi, Joshua Jackson, Michael Rosenbaum, Mya, Mandy Moore, Lance Bass, and Craig Kilborn.


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The Palm Springs airport has crippled terrorism by removing the putting green, will deal the death blow when it removes the petunias. "Security concerns after the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks led to elimination of the airport putting green that instantly reminded arriving visitors Palm Springs was one of the top golf destinations in the world. The airport putting green at Palm Springs International Airport was eliminated first. Now it's the impatiens, petunias and snapdragons that have to go."



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Sean Penn has something to say. The dour, prune-faced actor weighs in on the Oscars, Nixon, Bush and the media. In a nutshell: they all suck. In fact, the media are so biased and inaccurate that CNN thinks Spicoli's political opinions are news.


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Brigitte Nielsen has become the first "celebrity" to strip naked in the Big Brother house. Stay tuned ...


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Martina Hingis begins a tentative comeback.


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New Hitachi Hard Drive Holds Half Terabyte


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Questions to ponder. "If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?"


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Letterman's - Top Ten Signs Your Boss Is Spying On You


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Listen to the unanimous choice for Record of the Year at the annual Rock Frenzy Awards. Free download. Greatest-ever rendition of Hotel California.


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William Hung says he will turn down any offers to play bad guys in his fledgling acting career. In Singapore to promote his first film, the action-comedy 'Where is Mama's Boy?,' the Hong Kong-born Hung ruled out any nasty roles."
  • William Hung can afford to turn roles down?
  • William Hung gets offered bad guy roles? Look out, Samuel L Jackson!
  • Which bad guy could Hung be? I think we can rule out The Kingpin. Maybe the Bookworm on Batman?


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Anna Kournikova checks for sand in her bikini.


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The Big Unit, already the biggest Johnson in baseball history, gets an extension. The Yankees seem to have sealed the deal.


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x-ray specs have moved their ads from comic books to the internet


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Jerry Springer Opera, featuring 'gay Jesus', sparks record 5,500 complaints: "Plans to broadcast a London musical that features a nappy-wearing Jesus who admits he is 'a bit gay', have sparked a record 5,500 complaints, a television watchdog said Thursday.
The BBC nevertheless vowed to go ahead with its plan"


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New team at US State Department. Condi picks a #2 man - and it's Napoleon Dynamite's brother Kip.


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Italian golfer Sophie Sandolo, now a player on the women's European Tour, recently released a stunning nude calendar.


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Yahoo! Finds Best Web Sites 2004


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The best Political Humor of 2004.


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Something Awful reviews the best movie of 2004: 1 Night in China


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FilmWise - Invisibles Quiz of the Week. Your task: identify a movie which has been stripped of heads, hands, and other exposed flesh.


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A new mathematical formula has proved Murphy's Law really does strike at the worst possible time.


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Tons of butter melted by a factory fire spread through the streets of New Ulm, Minnesota. The kind citizens of Maine have responded to the emergency by sending several tons of lobster.


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Control foot odor by pissing on your feet.


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Ya gotta love this headline: "Magazine film crew loses control of a burning pig carcass"


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A second international trailer for Robots: "Academy Award winning director Chris Wedge ('Bunny,' 'Ice Age') brings his innovative filmmaking magic to 'Robots,' taking the animated feature film genre to a new, exciting level. For the first time ever, an animated feature presents a unique, totally imagined world - a wondrously clanky universe populated solely by mechanical beings. And never has a cast of this caliber -- encompassing no less than five Oscar winners, as well as Emmy and Tony honorees -- been brought together for an animated feature. In the film you'll meet memorable 'bots Rodney Copperbottom (Ewan McGregor), a young genius inventor who dreams of making the world a better place; Cappy (Halle Berry), a beautiful executive 'bot with whom Rodney is instantly smitten; the nefarious corporate tyrant Ratchet (Greg Kinnear) who locks horns with Rodney; Bigweld (Mel Brooks), a master inventor who has lost his way; and a group of misfit bots known as the Rusties, led by Fender (Robin Williams) and Piper Pinwheeler (Amanda Bynes)."


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The trailer for Cinderella Man: "Russell Crowe stars in the story inspired by the life of legendary athlete Jim Braddock, a once-promising light heavyweight boxer forced into retirement after a string of losses in the ring. As the nation enters the darkest years of the Great Depression, Braddock accepts a string of dead-end jobs to support his wife, Mae (Zellweger), and their children, while never totally abandoning his dream of boxing again. Thanks to a last minute cancellation, Braddock finds himself back in the ring against the second-ranked world contender--and to everyone's amazement, Braddock wins in the third round. Despite being pounds lighter than his opponents and repeated injuries to his hands, Braddock continues to fight against challengers and win. Carrying on his shoulders the hopes and dreams of the disenfranchised masses, Braddock, dubbed the 'Cinderella Man,' faces his toughest challenger in Max Baer (Bierko), the heavyweight champion of the world, renowned for having killed two men in the ring."


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6 new clips from Coach Carter , Sam'l L Jackson's new film, based on the true story of a coach who benched his entire championship team because of their poor academic performance.


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PALESTINIANS RISE UP AGAINST RICHARD GERE. Angry Mob Smashes "Pretty Woman" DVDs


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French actress Beatrice Dalle weds prison inmate.


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Bill Gates makes a PC presentation at an electronics show - and gets the blue screen of death. This is almost too good to be true. If ever a man got EXACTLY what he deserved ...


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