Wednesday, January 12, 2005

The trailer and several features from Undead. "Peaceful, rustic Berkeley is a charming fishing community where life is sweet and the people friendly. All that is about to change. After losing her childhood farm to the bank, local beauty Rene decides to leave town and head for the big city. Suddenly, an avalanche of meteorites races through the sky, bombarding the town and bringing an otherworldly infection. Departing is going to be much more difficult than she had planned. The living dead are awakened and Rene is now caught in a nightmare of zombies hungry for human flesh. She manages to find salvation in a small isolated farm house owned by the town loony, Marion. There she is met with four other desperate survivors. Together they battle their way through a plague of walking dead and discover that there is more transpiring than just an infection."


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Five clips from Are We There Yet?, the Ice Cube comedy.


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Former Vermont Governor Howard Dean today announced his candidacy for the chairmanship of the Democratic National Committee, proclaiming, "It is time for the Democrats to pass the torch to a new generation of losers." "Promising a fresh approach to defeat, Mr. Dean told his audience, 'In the past, we have lost by being boring and uncharismatic, but I believe we must lose by being crazy and wild-eyed.'"


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The three largest known stars are identified: "If they were located in the same place as our own Sun - at the centre of the Solar System - the stars would stretch out farther than the orbit of Jupiter."


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Concentration test for men


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The Daily Show talks about the Inauguration.


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The Daily Show's Ed Helms profiles a man who's making it "easier" for Americans to travel abroad.


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Jon Stewart says, "This 'Rathergate' story is queerer than a rattlesnake smokin' tobaccy in a butter churn."


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Fuck Jeeves - ask Hef instead.


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Qui-Gon`s ghost in EPISODE III?


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24 NEW THINGS ABOUT THE NEW SEASON OF 24


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Playboy Playmate faces assault charges. Carmella DeCesare, who is accused of grabbing a dance pole and karate-kicking the ex-girlfriend of NFL quarterback Jeff Garcia, went on trial Tuesday on a misdemeanor assault charge. (DeCesare is currently dating Garcia)


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It's a Wonderful Life - in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies.


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Lohan - slimmed down for a Rolling Stone photo


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Columbia House said to be planning an Adult Video Club: " Turns out there was a reason why executives from the famous "12 for a penny" Columbia House record and movie club were prowling the Adult Entertainment Expo last week: They're preparing to launch their own Adult video club with Playboy Entertainment by January's end." Next: Popeil's Pocket Fuckerman.


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Don King is seeking $2.5 billion in damages from ESPN.


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Eight clips from Elektra


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Jennifer Garner's life in pictures.


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This week's movies: Elektra 0% positive reviews.
  • "Finally, an entire movie dedicated to Jennifer Garner’s boobs"
  • "Daredevil wasn't good enough to make a sequel, but it was apparently good enough to spawn a spinoff called Elektra."


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This week's movies: Coach Carter - 78%


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This week's movies: In Good Company - 84% positive reviews


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The New Look Courtney Love


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Scarlett Johansson says she is quite happy for her male co-stars to see her breasts.


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Great news: the Pirate Soul Museum opens. Blackbeard and Otis Redding - together at last.


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Good news - Thailand is gonna be OK - Ricky Martin is on the case.


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Weekly World News: "ANIMAL-LOVING LIFEGUARD RESCUES SHARK FROM FAT SWIMMER"


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Everything you need in life except beer: a hardcore girl-on-girl foursome with two sets of twins.


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SYMBOLS.com -- the world's largest online encyclopedia of graphic symbols


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Spielberg has begun talks with Liam Neeson to play president Abraham Lincoln


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Paramount Pictures - 2005 preview


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Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have been banned from a New Jersey school after announcing plans to film a segment of their new show there. Surely that is the first time they have been caught sneaking IN to school. Now if they really want to make this a funny segment, let the girls be substitute teachers at the all-scholarship all-genius Regis High School in New York, and don't tell them what kind of school it is! I'd pay just to watch them try to understand the questions they'll be asked.


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How to hypnotize a man.


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Letterman's Top Ten Proposed Changes At CBS News. This is one of the best recent lists.


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BUSH PROPOSES DIVIDING IRAQ INTO RED, BLUE STATES. Hopes to Split Nation in Two by Jan. 30 Deadline


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Dentists Refusing To Fix Vampires' Teeth. I don't even know any dentists who work at night. Maybe in northern Norway in winter.


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Supersecret celebrity secrets


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"Not guilty, your honor" Accused counterfeiter attempts to pay his bail - with counterfeit money.


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NASA - Get Ready for the Largest Demolition Derby on the Planet. An iceberg the size of Long Island is about to collide with a glacier.


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Microsoft announced their own Malicious Software Removal Tool


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