Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Jessica Alba is dating producer Cash Warren, the son of actor (Hill Street Blues) and former basketball star Michael Warren.


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Johnny Carson Writes Jokes for Letterman. Can I say something from the heart instead of the wise-ass remarks? I miss Johnny.


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Mrs Charles Foster Kane is dead. How old was Ruth Warrick? I'll give you a hint. Citizen Kane premiered 64 years ago.


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Closer rules the box office in the UK. #2 is Team America - World Police.


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A featurette for The Chronicles of Narnia


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Peter Jackson will direct The Lovely Bones. Jackson optioned the feature film rights to Alice Sebold's debut novel.


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Globes Ratings Not Golden - down 40% from last year.


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The Daily Show looks at the Abu Ghraib trials


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The trailer for Fantastic Four. My hopes are up! This looks cool.


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Blogger Drunken5yearold said...

Agreed. I wasn't expecting much either because the comic never really interested me, but it looks pretty impressive. It looks like they're going to include Doom in the "origin" part of the story, which I think is a good idea. Of course, it also looks like they gave him some kind of electrical powers, which I have misgivings about.

 

Martin Scorsese becomes honorary president of Vienna Film Museum


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Weekly World News: "THE EIFFEL TOWER IS A PORTAL TO HELL".


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How to use Japanese style toilet. It isn't easy to do this while having sex with an octopus.


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Clean out some space in your cupboard: "a leap back from financial ruin with an innovative product: frog-in-a-can."


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The trailer for Dear Wendy, from director Thomas Vinterberg and writer Lars van Trier.
  • "'Dear Wendy' is a story about the young loner Dick who lives in the poor mining town of Estherslope. When he happens upon a small handgun one day, he finds himself strangely drawn to it, despite his fervent pacifist views. Together with his newfound partner he soon convinces the other young outcasts in the town to join him in a secret club he calls The Dandies. A club based on the principals of pacifism and guns. Despite their firm belief in the most important Dandy rule of all - never draw your weapons - they soon find themselves in a predicament where they realize that rules are made to be broken."


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I'm as tired as you are of reading about Bradifer, but this story is poignant. Brad Pitt reportedly rejected an attempt from Jennifer Aniston to save their marriage.


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Be still my beating heart! Sylvester Stallone says he will make another Rambo film.


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Nicole Kidman is afraid of butterflies. Who isn't? Those are some scary-ass motherfuckers.


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Did you know "FCC" is pronounced "Fuck"? FCC fears force Fox to pixelate cartoon nudity in Family Guy re-run.


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The Yeti and penguin are back in the Sam Peckinpah version of their game.


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Full Body Floss


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Fronm the "quixotic, but amusing" department: The Online Petition to Stop Ashlee Simpson.


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Two great tastes that taste great together. Your got porn in my reality show. No, you got reality in my porn.


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Stars and Stripes does an excellent job with their photo of the day


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Warning: Don't brush teeth with toilet brush!: "Awards handed out for wackiest consumer warnings"


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The trailer for Bendito Infierno. Trailer??? You can watch the whole film on DVD. This "new release" is actually a four year old film with Penelope Cruz , Victoria Abril and Gabriel Garcia Bernal. It has been available on Region 1 DVD for a long time, under its English distribution title "Don't Tempt Me". (It was called "Sin noticias de Dios" in Spain in 2001.)


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Chanel gets director Baz Luhrmann and superstar Nicole Kidman together again for a sexy advert that's more like a short film. Beautiful visuals, but it is so pretentious it makes Phantom of the Opera look like a Farrelly Brothers film.


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Dirty Harry dumps Warner Bros after 30 years!! He told DreamWorks, "Go ahead, make my movie." Eastwood will be working with Spielberg, so I guess he's not that big. (Old joke: "You think you have a big dick? My dick is so big it won't return Spielberg's calls")


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Tobey Maguire was supposed to introduce the clip of 'The Aviator' at the Golden Globes but he dropped out at the last minute, supposedly because he's overweight and his handlers want to keep him out of sight until he loses the lard.


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Oh, noooooooooooooooo, Mr Hand .... The Golden Globe for worst concept in a comedy or musical goes to : 'The Apprentice: The Musical.'.
  • "It's a love story," Burnett said of the project. "It's very inspirational."
  • And they can turn the tryouts into another reality show. Talk about vertical integration! A scene from Springtime for Trump. "People. People. Only the dancing Trumps are over here! The singing Trumps are on stage five."
  • If you want to by-pass the open auditions, I have five key words for casting directors looking for the singing Donald Trump: Golden Globe winner Bill Shatner.
  • There has to be a role for my man, William Hung, in this project.


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The Daily Show continues to gloat over the failure to find WMDs in Iraq.


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The theater counts for the new releases in the upcoming weeks.


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The Weekend Warrior looks at this weekend's box office. The Warrior thinks Coach Carter will hold on to the #1 spot, Fockers and Good Company will continue to do well, and the two wide new releases will finish an uninspiring #2 and #6. He expects Elektra to fall to #8, despite the fact that it is in 3200 theaters.


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This week's movies: Are We There Yet? - 25% positive reviews, but based upon only four reviews. A lack of pre-screenings for critics is generally a bad sign.


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This week's movies: Assault on Precinct 13 - 71% positive reviews. I haven't seen this remake, but the reviews are surprisingly impressive. General consensus: mindless action movie, but very exciting and suspenseful.


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