Thursday, January 20, 2005

My kind of Zoroastrianism: Hasselhoff, bin Laden, to battle for the souls of mankind. Weekly World News is always off the wall, but this ain't even near the wall. The Messiah "is a tall, statuesque man whose looks are a beautiful blend between Baywatch star David Hasselhoff and American Idol runner-up Jason Guarini."


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Fort Wayne, Indiana is revealed to be the dumbest place in America. Luckily, the story has only appeared in print, so they don't know about it yet. Corpus Christi, Texas finished in the #2 spot.


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From the "awwwwwwwwwwwwww" department. A black bear with a white cub.


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Complete Transcript: Inaugural Address by President George W. Bush


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A retired homicide detective told a court on Thursday that actor Robert Blake asked him to help kidnap or kill Bonnie Lee Bakley.


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Golden Gate officials angry with suicide director. The filmmaker defends his work as a study of the human spirit in crisis.


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BARBARA BOXER VICTIM OF MYSTERIOUS BITCH-SLAPPING. Perpetrator's Identity Baffles Authorities


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Iluential conservative Christian groups are turning their attention to a new target: the cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants. In a related story, influential Christian groups have WAY too much time on their hands


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As independent filmmakers descended on the Sundance Film Festival, the big buzz was over the fate of Miramax Films and its combative co-chief executives, Bob and Harvey Weinstein. Miramax has been the kingmaker at Sundance, and the greatest economic engine driving the independent film movement. The Weinsteins are expected to leave Miramax to Disney and form a new company.


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The first pictures from John Woo's Spyhunter are hilariously inept! Is this a hoax? Why would they release these? The first one is a total yawn, and the second one looks like puppet action from Team America: World Police.


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One source said Dennis Hopper canceled his trip to Washington when he was 'uninvited' from the official presidential party after 'religious groups complained about his ... history. Hell, Hopper doesn't remember that, why should they?


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Here's the trailer for Woody Allen's new film, Melinda and Melinda


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Simon Cowell tells Esquire, "I find the whole Beyonce thing really mystifying. She's not sexy, she hasn't got a great body and she's not a great singer." Yes, Simon, true enough, but us straight guys can see some things that might not be evident to you.


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Judge Allows Michael Jackson To Speak On TV Regarding Allegations. The judge also ruled that Jacko will be allowed to go to Home Depot and buy as much rope as he needs.


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Yawn - Paris Hilton update.


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Dave Barry is all over the exclusive Trump coverage with an exclusive look at the exclusive wedding dress. "The dress cost $18 billion, and upon its completion, to ensure that it remains exclusive, the dressmaker was killed with a hatchet."


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Sophie Marceau will play gifted French cryptologist Sophie Neveu in Columbia Pictures' The Da Vinci Code.


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"Pimp my sail barge" department. Hutt Wheels - apparently Jabba's ride can be quite the chick magnet.


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Humorist Dave Barry offers an exclusive Donald Trump wedding update. "The cake is currently under heavy guard; already, two Access Hollyywood helicopters have been shot down by surface-to-air missiles."


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Jim Wallis, author of 'God's Politics' talks to Jon Stewart about moral values.


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About a gazillion hardcore pictures of Thereza Brettschneiderova, one of the "Happy Djus" girls from one of our favorite guilty pleasure movies, Eurotrip. (Note: I'm guessing you better rev up the firewalls and pop-up blockers to "industrial strength" before dropping in to this page. I didn't experience any problems, but it just looks like "one of those." The pics, however, are real and free.)


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You can't buy love, but you can, as it turns out, buy pretentiousness.: A billion dollars was offered for Andrew Lloyd Webber's entertainment empire. "Lloyd Webber's wholly owned Really Useful Group, founded in 1977, is a global entertainment group which stages musicals worldwide, recently released the feature film 'The Phantom of the Opera' and has rights to the composer's songs and shows."


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Deborah Gibson in the Hefmag? : "Deborah Gibson has sold out, and decided to pose for Playboy magazine... yes, that means there will be real nude photographs of Deborah. As a protest, this website will be taken down. The when and how and for how long I do not know because I have not decided (I may even dump the site completely). This is the only way I can protest about this terrible decision of Deborah's."


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He'll be back - in court. Schwarzenegger fails to halt British libel case over grope claims.


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The hottest baseball wife pitches her own series


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What about Jose Lima's wife? What a rack! Also, Jennie Finch married a Diamondbacks pitcher, so Anna probably comes in third in the baseball wives department.

 

The Catholic Church in Spain has said it supports the use of condoms to prevent the spread of AIDS. (The Spanish Bishops are acting in contradiction to the Vatican's position.)


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Michael Moore's bodyguard was arrested for carrying an unlicensed weapon in New York's JFK airport Wednesday night. Whoa! I guess the dumpy director was right about that whole wacky "culture of guns" thing.


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Within a year, the U.S. Air Force could start operating aircraft in 'near space,' the airspace above 65,000 feet but below an outer space orbit.


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BATTLESTAR GALACTICA's two-hour programming block delivered the Sci Fi Channel's best ratings ever for a January program.


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The Daily Record claims - Beer can prevent cancer!


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Brrrr! There could be snow at both NFL conference championship games in Pennsylvania.


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Scientists find natural mosquito repellent in human body chemistry.


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The trailer for The Cave
  • "Deep in the Romanian forest, a team of scientists stumbles upon the ruins of a 13th century Abbey. On further inspection, they make a startling discovery - the Abbey is built over the entrance to a giant underground cave system. Local biologists belive the cave could be home to an undiscovered eco-system, so they hire a group of American cave-explorers to help them investigate its depths. Jack (Cole Hauser) and his brother Tyler (Eddie Cibrian) are thrill-seeking professional cave explorers who run a team of the top divers in the world. They arrive in Romania with all the latest equipment, including a new type of scuba tank allowing a diver to remain submerged for up to 24 hours. The crack unit, which also includes Charlie (Piper Perabo) and Buchanan (Morris Chestnut), immediately begin their exploration. But what they find deep inside the caves is not just a new eco-system, but an entirely new species altogether..."


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Stephen Fry has joined the cast of the film adaptation of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. "Fry will provide the voice of The Guide, an electronic book which accompanies the story's hero Arthur Dent on his travels around the galaxy. Martin Freeman, John Malkovich, Bill Nighy and Alan Rickman are co-starring in the film, due for release in May."


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Is Bush loosening up his rigid attitude toward homosexuals? Prez. kicks off inauguration festivities with Black Tie and Boots: A Tribute to the Gay Cowboy. Will The Village People perform?


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Five clips from Hide and Seek


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CHENEY TO BECOME HUMAN BILLBOARD AT INAUGURAL. "To cover the escalating costs of this Thursday's inauguration of President George W. Bush, major corporations are lining up to buy ad space on the side of Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House announced today."


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