Sunday, January 23, 2005

Judge Strikes Down Federal Obscenity Statute: "We find that the federal obscenity statutes burden an individual's fundamental right to possess, read, observe, and think about what he chooses in the privacy of his own home by completely banning the distribution of obscene materials"


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Linguistic scholars use the internet to study natural language.


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Woman fights for the right to par-ty (topless).


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Turning your wife or girlfriend into a White Whore Wife! (Really creepy stuff.)


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Urban Legends "Viral ad featuring the Volkswagen Polo employs suicide bomber imagery" They determined that the ad was produced by some quirky, independent people for their own amusement, at least in theory. It seems that VW had nothing to do with it, even though it is a professional-class production.


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Film Jerk's Early Report for January 23, 2005: "Detailed coverage of all films scheduled to be released in the upcoming four weeks, including screen counts, running times and ratings."


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Recreational hypnosis - turn others into your willing sex slaves. "Just sit your slaves in front of the TV and watch them transform. The more they watch, the more they are programmed to do your bidding!"


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"The Web Gallery of Art is a virtual museum and searchable database of European painting and sculpture from 12th to mid-19th centuries."


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BIN LADEN BEMOANS LACK OF MEDIA COVERAGE FOR HIS SECOND INAUGURAL. Poor Choice of Date, Madman Concedes


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Whoa, dude ... like, where do you go to find ... a year-round 24 hour non-stop tropical beach party at a South Seas resort? ... Fiji? Hawaii's Kona Coast? Tahiti? Bali? Nah!!! Try Germany, mein dude.


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"Ewell Gibbons, a rabid yak, and a big empty space in all our lives"





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Weekly World News says that scientists can now create diamonds from dog poop. Didn't those same scientists have a hand in the script for American Wedding?


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Are We There Yet? easily tops the weekend box office. Assault on Precinct 13, despite solid reviews, took in a disappointing seven million and finished in the #6 spot. Million Dollar Baby ran up some great numbers per screen, but was only in 147 theaters.


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The trailer and official site for Inside Deep Throat


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The trailer for The Jacket, a thriller with Keira Knightley and Adrian Brody. The trailer got me curious.
  • A military veteran goes on a journey into the future, where he can foresee his own death and is left with questions that could save his life and those he loves.


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The Producers Guild of America named 'The Aviator' the best film of 2004. The Guild is often an important barometer of Oscar sentiment. In 11 of the past 15 years, the members have honored films that went on to win the best picture Oscar.


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Jesusland has reaised the Blasphemy Alert to "Severe"


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Trump ...blah, blah, blah. If you look at the picture, you'll see that somebody in the car with Mrs Trump is wearing surgical gloves. Somebody unseen. Good opening for a horror movie.


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JoBlo.com reports from Sundance, part 2.


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French actress Audrey Tautou has been chosen to play Sophie Neveu in The Da Vinci Code. (This directly contradicts an earlier report that Sophie Marceau had been chosen for the role)


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Louisiana legislators want ceiling raised on gifts to them. They feel their bribes should be at least as high as the ones to the police.


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Director Robert Zemeckis (THE POLAR EXPRESS, BACK TO THE FUTURE) will helm a new remake of the epic tale of BEOWULF


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