Friday, January 28, 2005

Here's the weekend update video from the Paul Giamatti episode.


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Condi gets grilled by Barbara Boxer again - on SNL.


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Jacko trial rulings: one for the prosecution, one for the defense. Judge Melville rejected a prosecution request to close the courtroom to protect the accuser's privacy, ruling that the boy testify in an open court during the trial. On the other hand, Melville ruled that 'erotic' material, including pictures of nude children, seized from the entertainer's Neverland Ranch, could be shown to jurors during the trial.


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Javier Bardem is sued because he injured a woman while break-dancing. I hope the statute of limitations has passed on my own dancing days. I'm a big guy with size 14 feet, and I once nearly killed everyone on a dance floor by doing the Freddy. Damn, I miss the Freddy.


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A BUS driver shuttling pupils to school in northern Greece shocked their parents when he put on a porn tape. The driver said 'kids we've got porn, do you want to watch it',' one of the pupils told reporters. 'Everyone started shouting yes, yes and he just put in a tape and we watched it on the small TV screens on the bus.' The children were aged 12 to 15.


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The trailer for Downfall, a story of Hitler's final 12 days. It is the first German movie about Hitler in nearly 50 years.


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Five clips from Will Smith's new comedy, Hitch.


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CNN.com - Entertainment Video - Miami Vice and Chris Rock hosting the Oscars.


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Psychic Sylvia Brown Predicts: Jacko Convicted, But Blake Gets Off


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iraq the vote. A scrapbook of memories of the historic 2005 Iraqi elections.


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Dubbed parody of Star Trek TNG


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Tailor made condoms? A Taiwanese company produces condoms in 55 different sizes.


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A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.


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The Daily Show: "If it's in the paper, and it doesn't involve a cat eating lasagna, Bush probably hasn't read it."


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The trailer for Bigger Than the Sky.
  • "After being dumped by his girlfriend, a man stuck in a deadend life decides to audition for a small role in a local community theatre's production of Cyrano de Bergerac. Despite having no experience as an actor, he lands the lead role, which wreaks havoc upon his life."
  • One of the stars is Patty Duke!


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Whatever happrened to ... Keri Russell?


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SURE SIGNS YOUR ROMANTIC PARTNER IS TURNING GAY!
  • I thought #6 was a pretty sure sign: "Being caught staring at, talking to, touching, kissing, or having sex with a member of the same sex."
  • Reminds me of when I was teaching high school, and the principal gave us a pamphlet on how to spot drug users from their symptoms. One of the signs of glue sniffing was "sticky fingers and upper lip." As Jack Paar used to say, "I kid you not."


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Movie Juice reviews the hilariously inept Alone in the Dark.
  • The protagonists chase down a zillion phony-looking CGI creatures who not only live in the dark but are invisible. The best question of the day is asked by this reviewer: Why would they evolve to be invisible if they live IN THE DARK? My answer: nature was preparing them for the arrival of Tara Reid with a flashlight.
  • I haven't seen this flick, but it is sad to see that such a film, which is obviously not even at the level of the best straight-to-vids, is occupying 2100 screens when some worthy films struggle to get a chance to be seen. In fact, in the past year I saw a film called Mindhunters which had the same star (Christian Slater) and a decent director (Renny Harlin). That film was essentially never released in the United States. While Mindhunters is no Schindler's List, it is reasonably entertaining in a popcorn movie way, and is rated 6.3 at IMDb. Surely that would have been a much better bet than Alone in the Dark to get some greenbacks from Christian Slater's American fans.


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Jacko Judge mulls porn mags, whether accuser will testify in public.


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Can you still get Super Bowl Tickets? Sure. But you better go back and get a shitload of dimes.


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What can you say? The sequel you've been waiting for. Beer Dude 2.0


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Serving a Nation at War. The U.S. Army 2004 Year in Photos


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CelebSafari - Celebrity Photo. Community submitted, non-professional photos of celebrities out and about.


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WTF?? How to dance properly


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how to impress your date


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The Ultimate Super Bowl Cinderella story. Humble lunchpail guy takes a couple days off to play in the Big Game. In the movies, he'd win the game with some big play. In real life? We'll see ...


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SpongeBob marries an ex-Playmate to prove he's not gay.


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You have to love Brazilian fashion shows.


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If you live in Houston, San Antonio, Memphis, or New Orleans, you can sign up here to attend a pre-screening of "Cursed" (Wes Craven's new film)


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A year after her startling Super Bowl "wardrobe malfunction," Janet Jackson is headed to another Super Bowl "event."


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First pictures of the Kent Family Farm, in Australia, which is body doubling for Kansas.. You will see it located at the base of those famous ... um ...Kansas Mountains.


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JoBlo.com has some new pics from Batman and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.


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Based entirely on a script review, Ain't It Cool News suggests that Jennifer Garner's part may call for nudity in the upcoming Catch and Release.


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The fabulous are up in arms as lawmakers look to tax facelifts : "Lawmakers trying to plump up the bottom line are considering a 'vanity tax' on cosmetic surgery and Botox injections in Washington, Illinois and other states."


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Proctor and Gamble to buy Gillette in $57B stock deal. Warren Buffett will make a one-day profit of three quarters of a billion dollars.


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Hollywood Video Will Not Carry Adult Videos After Buyout


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Ford to recall 792,000 SUVs, pickups for fire risk


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A Michigan health care company that fired four employees for smoking is also targeting overweight employees. They don't intend to fire them, because the laws don't seem to permit that, but they plan to make them sweat, literally and figuratively.


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Forget polyphonic ringtones - now the thing to get for your mobile is the latest Moan Tone.


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118 Wallypower - for those of you who need a yacht with a cruising speed of 60 knots. And more if you push it.


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Lots of new stills from Robots.
  • "Twentieth Century Fox and Academy Award winning director Chris Wedge, who last joined forces on the blockbuster animated hit ICE AGE, now team to create another visually spectacular, three-dimensional world, with an all-star, award-winning cast, in ROBOTS. Beyond the scope, freshness and vibrancy of an incredible world populated solely by mechanical beings, Wedge and his team are creating memorable robots, each with 'his' / 'her' own distinct personality. The result is a timeless tale that pushes the boundaries of animation, while introducing characters rich with whimsy, heart and soul."


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"The Picture of Everything" (Every cartoon thing.)


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Keira Knightley says she has already filmed Pirates of the Caribbean Two AND Three.


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Katie Couric gets busted trying to sneak a lipstick cam into the Trump wedding.


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Angelina Jolie will join Matt Damon in The Good Shepherd, the Robert De Niro-directed drama. The movie is a history of the CIA as seen through the eyes of a career agent whose marriage is destroyed by the stress and difficulties of the job. Jolie has been tapped to play the wife.


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Brigitte Nielsen has slammed her former mother-in-law Jackie Stallone's claim she's only 71 years old, because her son is 58.


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A devout Baptist couple who bought a Doris Day DVD from a supermarket were shocked to find a sex film instead. I love this quote from the husband: "Some topless young women appeared and started talking in Italian... it's not what you expect from a Doris Day film"


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JoBlo at Sundance, Part 6


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JoBlo at Sundance, Part 7


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