Saturday, January 29, 2005

World Politics Dominate Top Sundance Awards


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Ann Coulter makes a fool of herself on the CBC


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Sundance Film Festival - day 7. Crispin Glover's film clears the room.
  • "Starring a cast of, largely, mentally and physically handicapped people it doesn't pull any punches. Around 15 people walked out of the press screening within half an hour. I can't think what offended them... could it have been the down syndrome copping off scene, the use of swastikas or, perhaps, the song about the 'nigger' (yes, really, and that is the film's word not mine), whichever way, the crowd was thinning fast."


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A literate look at the most unforgettable breasts in movie history


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Alan Cumming surprised journalists when he answered the simple question of, 'Are you disappointed Bryan Singer won't be directing X-Men 3?' with a resounding, 'No.' "I think he's really talented. I'm very proud of the film. I think it's a great film. I didn't enjoy working with him on the film." Oh my God - somebody in Hollywood told the truth - and his last name isn't Stone or Parker? This is revolutionary.


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Star Wars III - the complete list of trading cards


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Paparazzi shots of Charlize and her low-key boyfriend. Did I nention that her breasts and bum are uncovered? Did I mention that "low-key" can be translated as "lacking a pulse"?


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IRAQIS BITTERLY DIVIDED OVER OSCAR NOMINATIONS. The announcement of nominations for the 77th annual Academy Awards have exposed deep divisions within Iraq, with Sunnis and Shiites bitterly split over this year's Oscar nods, U.S. officials said today. “As far as most Sunnis are concerned, the Oscars have lost all credibility. They might as well be the Golden Globes.”


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Here is a great Budweiser ad that was rejected for the Super Bowl.


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Here is a great Budweiser ad that was rejected for the Super Bowl.


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2005 Iraqi Election Ballot: President Bush Proudly Invites Eligible Arabiacs to Download and Complete the Official Ballot for Iraq's Frantically Joyous Foray Into Gunpoint Democracy. (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)


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eBay: "Incredible real Walnut carved around its entire surface with floral patterns and erotic loving couples."


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News for the gullible: Get your vitamin C and E from your t-shirt.


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Many stills from Pierce Brosnan's next film, The Matador.
  • In a wacky chance encounter at a Mexican hotel bar, Julian, a sleazy hitman, strikes up a peculiar friendship with Danny, a struggling salesman. Lonely Julian is thrilled to make a friend and offers to solve all of Danny's financial problems if he'll help with a hit. When Danny balks at the crazy proposition Julian begs forgiveness for crossing the line, but it's too late and the two part company. Burnt out on drugs, sex and death, Julian heads to Venice where he fails a hit. His employer wants Julian's head. Julian tracks down Danny down in America and begs him as his only friend for help. He's been given one last chance but he can't pull off the job alone. This time Danny agrees and the obligation binding the two men from different worlds is startlingly revealed ...


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Angelina Jolie said that OTHER celebrities grandstanding for human rights causes can do more harm than good.


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Major League Baseball star Sammy Sosa has reportedly been traded from the Chicago Cubs to the Baltimore Orioles. How the mighty have fallen, if this is true. The rumor says he's been traded for Jerry Hairston and a bag of used fungo bats.


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The case of the Bush administration versus Buster the Bunny. Judge Yosemite Sam presiding. "PBS is supposed to run a program that shows a family with two moms. But the new secretary of education, Margaret Spellings, has decided that the show, "Postcards from Buster" is bad for kids and bad for America. She is threatening to pull funding from PBS."


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Court rules Darth Cheney is above the laws of man and God. Actual quote: "You're proceeding as if this were ordinary litigation and ... this is not ordinary litigation because of the vice president." My favorite quote from the ruling, however, was this one: "... federal open government laws cannot require records be made public." Or, to word it another way, federal open government laws do not actually require any open government!


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Country singer Lynn Anderson accused of shoplifting a Harry Potter DVD, and then punching a police officer. In December, Anderson was charged with drunken driving after police found her passed out in her car on the shoulder of a highway near Denton, Texas.


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Many agree that sitcoms - a staple of TV since the earliest days - need a facelift.


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Fascinating Depression-era cartoon, with a blues score, created by the legendary Max Fleischer. Shows you why the term "Depression" was appropriate.


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Near-Death Experiences of the Rich and Famous


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A few gazillion pics of Jessica Simpson on the set of The Dukes of Hazzard


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The first of some 750 prospective jurors will report for duty on Monday in the Michael Jackson child molestation case


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The infamous recorded outtakes of Orson Welles trying to get through a commercial spot for Peas.


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Leona Helmsley is back in the news. One of her employees charges that she 'acted negligently, maliciously, wantonly, intentionally, grossly, willfully, evilly, recklessly, carelessly and without regard for the rights and safety of others." Sounds like she's mellowed a bit.


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The trailers for MirrorMask
  • "MirrorMask" centers on Helena, a 15 year old girl in a family of circus entertainers, who often wishes she could run off and join real life. After a fight with her parents about her future plans, her mother falls quite ill and Helena is convinced that it is all her fault. On the eve of her mother's major surgery, she dreams that she is in a strange world with two opposing queens, bizarre creatures, and masked inhabitants. All is not well in this new world - the white queen has fallen ill and can only be restored by the MirrorMask, and it's up to Helena to find it. But as her adventures continue, she begins to wonder whether she's in a dream, or something far more sinister.


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Man, I love it when movies stink! It gives critics an outlet for their frustration. Alone in the Dark - 2% at Rotten Tomatoes, and an equally impressive 10/100 at Metacritic. To put that 10 at Metacritic into perspective, last year's worst film, Superbabies, scored a 9, and last year's Razzie favorite, Catwoman, scored a comparatively mammoth 27! In other words, it is only January, and we may already have the worst film of 2005!! If not, fasten your seat belt, Cubby, cuz' it's gonna be a long year.


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The pornolizer: enter any URL and the Pornolizer turns it into a porn site.


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Ain't It Cool News has the first test screening reports for Hitchhiker's Guide


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Whatever happened to ... Tanya Harding? You are not gonna believe what she looks like now. Her boxing weight is listed at 125, but she looks 25-50 pounds heavier.


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URL says it all: masturbation-techniques.net


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WTF?? Welcome to Mandonna! "The all-male, all-live tribute to the material girl."


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A contestant on “American Idol” was in jail in Mobile, Alabama when his bizarre audition aired on Tuesday night. Here's the story, his mug shot, and a link to the audition video.


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