Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Associated Press suckered in by an obvious hoax. (A picture of an American G.I. who was supposedly captured in Iraq was actually a picture of a G.I Joe doll!!)


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King Gyanendra announced on state-run television on Tuesday that he had sacked the country's multiparty government. I know this story sounds boring, but you have to click on it to see the picture. This guy is my kind of king.


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The trailer from Wolf Creek. A chilling, factually-based, story of three road-trippers in remote Australia who are plunged into danger when they accept help from a friendly local.
  • I know I'm an old curmudgeon, but the term "factually-based" makes me cringe for several reasons. Excluding grammatical considerations, the most substantive reason is that it has the same relationship to facts that "processed cheese food" has to cheese.


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Leonardo DiCaprio given a "lifetime achievement" award, although the meaning of it probably won't sink in until he hits puberty. Next year's recipient: Dakota Fanning.


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Forget El Greco and Cezanne. Here's my kind of art. The distinguished gallery of bird poop.


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Blog Archive of the famous skeptic, The Amazing Randi


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Johnny Carson's tributes from tha nation's editorial cartoonists.


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Reuters Television: good source of up-to-date news clips.


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Teri Hatcher's boobs, part 2. One of our readers asks why, if they are real, they continue to stand up when she lies down.


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Blogger Uncle Scoopy said...

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My thinking is that the gravity-defying work in that picture is being done by her clothing, not her body.

 

Tell you what, I have no opinion about whether her breasts are natural today, but Teri Hatcher's breasts were definitely natural in Heaven's Prisoners. I do know this. (1) They didn't look that impressive when she removed her shirt.(2) If they are still natural, they would probably look quite a bit less impressive today, given that the movie was made in 1996, and that even the gorgeous Ms Hatcher is not exempt from the laws of aging and gravity.


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Newsweek's Fareed Zakaria explains the ramifications of post-election Iraq on The Daily Show


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The Daily Show: "With the close of the Iraqi elections, joyful people took to the streets, shooting discriminately."


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"I will be your Pro Prom Date! If you live in the Chicago area and need a girl, then bid away! The picture posted is of my last bidding winner and his prom. I'm super fun and love to dance and you're promised a GREAT time!" So far, the top bid is 26 bucks.


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Nicole DuFresne Homepage. Nicole is the actress/playwright who was killed by muggers last Wednesday in NYC.


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Chinese scientist claims: Dinosaurs actually farted themselves to death.


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EA scores another exclusive deal - this time with Arena Football


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All time rushing leader Emmitt Smith ready to call it quits


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Cher's Farewell Tour Will Finally End at the Hollywood Bowl. She will finish having visited every state in the union except Vermont (no suitable venue) and Delaware (no homosexuals). Back in the first leg of the tour, she performed for Hannibal atop a makeshift stage built by elephants.


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Own a piece of history: The Iraqi Ballot


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CNN.com - Letterman offers Carson's last monologue. (See link below)


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The highlights from last night's Late Show with David Letterman. (1) There is a tribute to Johnny Carson. (Click on "big show highlight.") I had a hard time watching it. I guess there was something in my eyes. Must be allergy season. (2) Letterman's monologue (click on "Dave's monologue" to hear it in its entirety) consisted entirely of Johnny's jokes.


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Saturn being orbited by a shiny peach pit.


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Teri Hatcher: "My breasts are real"


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Jackie Stallone says her dogs possess psychic powers because they predicted George Bush would win the US election.


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An important message from Basil Fawlty. (It purports to have been composed by John Cleese, but I don't know who really wrote it.)


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Hilary Swank has revealed she came within hours of death after catching a bug while filming Million Dollar baby.


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Restaurateur dishes dirt on stars: "Which celeb is the most annoying customer?"


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It had to happen. Merriam-Webster adds "NU-kyu-ler" to the list of pronunciations. (Pronunciation three.) Next up: "Kol-ee-FORN-ya"


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Weekly World News: "Sexy superpsychic Jennifer Boulware says you can attract more love, money and luck than you can shake a stick at if you rub her 'magic bazookas' and wish for it! "


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Out of monopoly money? Print your own.


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'Forty Shades of Blue' wins top prize at Sundance Festival


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The trailer for Ten 'til Noon
  • "In ten minutes, everything can change. For these ten people, it will. A jet-lagged Larry Taylor awakens to find two strangers in his bedroom, and over the next ten minutes, will experience the most terrifying - and possibly final - moments of his life. But who these strangers are, and whay they want, can only be determined by events occuring elsewhere, and at the same time. We relive those same ten minutes through the eyes of those connected to what is not a simple home invasion, and with each person, find ourselves propelled closer to the truth."


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Sex is selling at Sundance.


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TIM RUSSERT REGAINING CONSCIOUSNESS AFTER ONE-HOUR INTERVIEW WITH KERRY. Newsman "Doing Well," Doctors Say


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Ted "Theodore" Logan gets a most excellent place on the Hollywood Walk of Fame


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