Friday, February 04, 2005

Colorado court rules that it is bad to be nice!


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Andy Garcia is putting the final touches on his directorial debut, 'The Lost City,' a film about a family living through the 1959 Cuban revolution that brought Castro to power.
  • I know from my many years among the Cuban exile community in Miami that the revolution, the flight to freedom, and the aftermath in Miami could include dozens of great movies. These are interesting and rarely discussed subjects, but for me they are merely matters of interest. For Andy they are matters of personal passion. He was born in Cuba three years before the revolution, and his affluent family fled Castro's regime. Andy's family would be a great story on their own. Like many Cuban refugees, the Garcias had to leave their money behind and start with menial labor in Miami, but eventually they rebuilt a new fortune in America.


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Here's the trailer from The Boys & Girl From County Clare, which features Andrea Corr.
  • This heartwarming comedy centers on two brothers, John Joe and Jimmy, who haven't seen each other in twenty years. Having parted on bad terms, they meet at the All Ireland traditional music finals as leaders of rival Irish dance bands. Romance ensues between Anne (Andrea Corr), a beautiful fiddle player, and Teddy, a brilliant young flute player, members of the rival bands leading to more than just a musical rivalry.


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The Daily Show's Bob Wiltfong suggests re-branding CBS with 'news nipples' and the Cryptkeeper."


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The Daily Show's review of the State of the Union address.


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The Daily Show's Steven Colbert gets behind the reasons for war, retroactively.


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Journalist Joe Klein scares Jon Stewart with horror tales of "no-cial security."


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The Elvis Cup is back in the building.


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A New York State court ruled Friday that same-sex couples must be allowed to marry. Despite this ruling, the Mets' Mike Piazza remains married to a vagina-bearing person.


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North Koreans with long hair are unhygienic anti-socialist fools. South Koreans with long hair, however, are pretty cool cats.
  • North Korea's state-run Central TV even identifies violators by name and address, showing their pictures and exposing them to jeers from other citizens.



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Borowitz: MAN SUES McDONALD'S AND PARIS HILTON FOR MAKING HIM FAT AND STUPID. 47.2 Million Fat, Stupid Americans May Join Suit.
  • "Elsewhere, in yet another video hoax, the CIA now believes that the last tape of Osama bin Laden was actually Hokey Pokey Elmo."


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Jennifer Garner says she might quit acting to fulfil other goals. She has some bathroom tile that really needs re-caulking. Oh - and also she wants to be a doctor, lawyer, investment banker, pianist, author, chef, and Czar of all the Russias.


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George Clooney and Sandra Bullock have been voted the world's most attractive 40-year-olds. Clooney is only 40? I thought he was, like, 70 or 75.


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The hot spot to be on Saturn? The south pole. Saturn has a strange "polar vortex" which, directly contrary to what is known about Earth and three other planets, makes its south pole a hot spot rather than a cold one.


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The makers of American Idol are suing the producers of Peruvian Idol. (The real name of the Peruvian show is Superstar)


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Why has Paige Davis been fired as Trading Spaces host? The wild rumors involve weight gain, bad hair, and ... multiple sex tapes ...


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Jacksonville uses floating hotels for the Super Bowl


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Super Bowl XXXIX means big business for ... um ... those who know what to do with a hot dog.


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Super Bowl XXXIX brings horny male visitors to Jacksonville, but it has the country's worst strip clubs!


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Six in 10 Americans Are Pro Football Fans. It is the number one sport with men (and scollege football is #2), and is the number two sport with women (behind figure skating).


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Serbian television presenter Suzana Mancic pleaded with her media colleagues to refrain from publishing images from a pornographic video she made with her husband, which has appeared on the black market in Belgrade.


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Weekly World News: "GREAT NEWS FOR BEER DRINKERS ... SUDS MAKE YOU SMARTER. "Albert Einstein downed two six packs a day."


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"Wormer? He's a dead man."





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