Thursday, February 10, 2005

Here is the trailer for the soon-to-be immortal cinema classic, Tom Yung Goong. "A young Thai fighter named Kham must go to Australia to retrieve his stolen elephant. With the help of a Thai-born Australian detective, Kham must take on all comers, including a gang led by an evil woman and her two deadly bodyguards."


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Here's the trailer for Up and Down
  • "In the dead of the night, near the Czech-Slovak border, two smugglers discover their truckload of illegal Indian immigrants have left a baby behind. In a small Prague apartment, Franta and Mila dream of having a child, but Franta - on probation because of his soccer hooliganism past - is not allowed to adopt, and Mila is unable to conceive. After cashing in on her savings, Mila decides to buy a baby.


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Here's a new international trailer for The Interpreter, an action thriller with those two hard-chargin' action stars, Nicole Kidman and Sean Penn


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The full trailer from The Longest Yard, the remake of a classic Burt Reynolds movie, starring Adam Sandler. Also starring - who else - Burt Reynolds.


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Luckily for you guys with real lives, I have nothing better to worry about than whether Ben Affleck will pop the question on Valentine's Day? You know, since it's St. Valentine's Day, the mob should consider massacring him.


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Weekly World News: A new study reveals that the sexier a woman's name, the hotter she's likely to be. Not only that, but if a woman changes her unsexy name to a more erotic one, she quickly becomes sexier. That's the claim of the Marilyn Institute's executive director Adonis Studly, who was born Bernard Freeb.


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Borowitz: VIRGINIA BANS MARRIAGE BETWEEN COUPLES WHO WEAR DROOPY PANTS.
  • In its latest effort to protect the sanctity of traditional marriage, the Virginia House of Delegates today passed a law banning marriage between two people who wear low-riding pants.


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Mimas orbits Saturn. Large, close, and impressive!


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Michael Jackson taken off the air in Switzerland.: "YESSSS! That means more available air time for Zamfir, master of the Pan Flute!"


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Microsoft's AntiSpyware disabled by a Spyware


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Looking for that perfect Valentine's gift? How about "sex in a can" for women.
  • "The spray was used on 261 female participants, aged 35 to 45, some of whom reported a fourfold increase in the incidence of good sex. "


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How does ESPN celebrate Valentine's Day? By picking the hottest sports couple.
  • Very few couples on the list actually consists of two athletes (Hamm/Garciaparra, Graf/Agassi, e.g.). The rest of their choices are athletes who are dating or married to entertainers. Fron this latter grouping, I don't see how you can top Marilyn and DiMaggio, who were each the biggest star in their respective fields. Even if you took today's biggest star and paired her with today's greatest athlete, the pairing would still pale in the spotlight of MM and DiMag. Stars don't shine as bright as they used to. Barry Bonds and Nicole Kidman, for example? Nowhere near Joe and Marilyn. The only pairing I can see coming close would be (maybe) Kournikova with Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt, and even that seems to fall short.


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Seabed 'scarred' by tsunami quake


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The international trailer for Turtles Can Fly
  • "'Turtles Can Fly' is the third feature from internationally acclaimed Iranian filmmaker Bahman Ghobadi ('A Time For Drunken Horses'). Written, directed and produced by Ghobadi, the film features of cast of local non-actor children. It is set in Ghobadi's native Kurdistan on the eve of the American invasion of Iraq. This film won the Golden Shell at San Sebastian and the Silver Bear at Chicago and is the Iranian entry to the Academy for 2004 Foreign Film consideration.


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Three new clips from the Irish dramedy, Rory O'Shea Was Here


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The trailer for the animated Madagascar
  • "Ben Stiller ('Meet the Parents'), Chris Rock ('Chris Rock Never Scared'), David Schwimmer (TV's 'Friends') and Jada Pinkett Smith ('Collateral') star as the voices of four zoo animals who hang up when they hear the call of the wild."


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Canseco spills the beans on steroids. Juiced : Wild Times, Rampant 'Roids, Smash Hits, and How Baseball Got Big.



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Maris' son wants Canseco claims probed "Former home run king Roger Maris's son wants baseball authorities to investigate accusations by former slugger Jose Canseco that he used performance-enhancing drugs with some of the sport's top players, including Mark McGwire and Jason Giambi."


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Letterman's "Top Ten Messages Left On Jose Canseco's Answering Machine"


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The Aviator team of Martin Scorsese, Leonardo DiCaprio and screenwriter John Logan are in early talks to develop a remake of Akira Kurosawa's 1948 classic Drunken Angel.


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Prize-Winning Female Athlete Is Actually Male: "Sithole told the court he was born congenitally deformed. A tribal healer, known in the West as a witchdoctor, gave him 'female status' but the spell didn't work properly because his family didn't pay the healer's full fee."


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Cub Scout sells 10 tons of popcorn.


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POWER RANKINGS: NFL Final Power Poll. Surprise - the Patriots are on top.


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Culpepper sounds off on Randy Moss


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Bjork, the nutbag Icelandic singer, goes all Sean Penn on a reporter in Bangkok.


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Blogger Demosthenes said...

Again?

 

This one time, at band camp ... "Police said the band teacher had tied young girls to chairs with duct tape and rope and then re-enacted bondage scenes from his porn collection."


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Mississippi Squirrel Revival by Ray Stevens


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USATODAY.com's gossip columnist says she heard a rumor that Jessica Alba will do Playboy this year. Don't hold your breath, but it would be mucho cool if true.


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Boston University students create a porn mag.


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Federal agents discovered more than 6 tons of marijuana in a shipment of yams. The feds were suspicious because the same Jamaican company's name surfaced a year earlier when Customs officers found 877 pounds of marijuana in an abandoned shipment of pumpkins. Could be another movie role for Michael Rapaport! They thought they'd fool the Feds by keeping the same company name, but switching from pumpkins to yams! Suh-weet!


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SCI FI Channel has ordered a second season of its hit series Battlestar Galactica,


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Debbie Gibson's new album is called Buns of Steel - and for good reason


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BUSH PROMISES TO BRING TROOPS HOME THROUGH IRAN. Most Direct Route, President Says.
  • "On a related subject, Mr. Bush said that the vote-counting in Iraq’s historic presidential elections was not yet complete but that it looked like the winner would be actor Jamie Foxx, for his performance in 'Ray.'"



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Marcia Cross says "I'm not gay". "And I'll even offer to follow the Mike Piazza route and marry a Playmate to prove it ... oops."


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The end of the world as we know it ... Britney Spears' marriage to dancer Kevin Federline is reportedly on the rocks, according to two US magazines.


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Russell crowes about actors appearing in ads. Russell Crowe has taken a whiny little bitch swipe at George Clooney, Harrison Ford and Robert de Niro for appearing in TV ads. The simon-pure, unsullied Gladiator star tells GQ magazine, 'I don't use my celebrity to make a living. I don't do ads for suits in Spain like George Clooney or cigarettes in Japan like Harrison Ford." Interestingly, DeNiro responded by kissing Crowe.


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Prince Charles to marry long-time partner Camilla Parker Bowles.


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BERNIE MAC BATTLES A DEADLY ILLNESS.


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