Saturday, February 12, 2005

Got a half million bucks sitting around? FOR SALE: "Climax World Famous Gentleman's Club and world's only nude drive-thru"


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Remember Eucalyptus, the low budget Australian film which was to pair Russell Crowe and Nicole Kidman when the two big stars agreed to do it for the good of the Aussie film industry? Well, you can just forget that co-operative and altruistic bullshit, cuz Russell is feeding Eucalyptus to the koalas.
  • I love the last paragraph of the story: The movie was to have been shot in Bellingen, New South Wales. Local Buffalo O'Brien said yesterday: "People around here are a bit disappointed, but mostly they just shrug their shoulders and go, 'Oh well, that's just Hollywood types being a bunch of whingeing sooks'."



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Iverson scores 60 for the home crowd.


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Overall, 65% of all Americans favor schools teaching creationism, including 37% who want creationism taught instead of evolution.


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Rhodes mayor wants to rebuild the Colossus, a wonder of the ancient world
  • I always wondered what qualified this as a freakin' "wonder". It was a big statue that fell down 60 years after it was built. Maybe the third-rate architects had a disproportionately powerful voice in the Ancient Wonders Academy.
  • By the way, do you know of the pictures of ships sailing between the legs of the Colossus to enter the harbor? That's imaginary stuff created centuries later. The original was a regular old large statue on a platform, about the same size as Liberty in New York harbor.


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Gondoliers on strike. And they are on strike for longer hours! (They want to discuss other subjects as well, like splinter-free poles. Oh, and the heavier ones want to wear vertical stripes to look slimmer.)


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Another Jessica Simpson bikini pic from Dukes of Hazzard. Top quality.


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'The Aviator' wins best picture at the BAFTA awards. There was no Eastwood/Scorsese competition in the U.K., however, as Mike Leigh won best director for Vera Drake. The screenplay awards went to Eternal Sunshine and Sideways. The acting awards went to Staunton, Foxx, Owen, and Blanchett.


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The Angelina Jolie homewrecker rap


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Democratic party officially surrenders future elections. Looks like they're really going to install Screamin' Howie as party chairman, hoping to put the "party" back into the Party!! He'll have a tough battle to win the hearts and minds of the centrist swing voters who decide the elections. As one party wag said, "The image of the party and of Dean has shifted so far left they look at us as the Haight-Ashbury of parties. There's a perception that he's Ken Kesey."


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Forget the friggin' Oscars, here are the results you've been waiting for: The 2004 Corndog Styling Competition Winners!


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A new still from Revenge of the Sith.


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Letterman's "Top Ten Signs You're In A Bad Relationship"


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New York buzzing over Christo's latest crazy scheme: 'Gates'


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Connecticut Bar to Host Naked Karaoke Contest. If you're near Berlin, Connecticut, and you've always wanted to get drunk and sing naked or even to watch other drunks sing naked, tonight (Saturday) is your night.


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