Monday, February 14, 2005

Superman is a Dick.


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Sunshine State beauty Carolyn Murphy is the first American girl to head up the SI swimsuit edition since way back in 2004. OK, I'm kidding. The last was actually Romijn in 1999, so Murphy is the first of the century. Wait, she's the first of the millennium! This is news.


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The trailer from the new Jennifer Connelly movie, Dark Water.
  • This a remake of the original 2002 Japanese film by director Hideo Nakata. The story based on a film by the successful Japanese filmmakers who created 'The Ring' comes this haunting, chilling film about a young mother who goes to extreme lenghts to keep her daughter safe. Dahlia Williams (Jennifer Connelly) is starting a new life; newly separated with a new job and a new apartment, she's determined to put her relationship with her estranged husband behind her and devote herself to raising her daughter, Ceci. But when the strained separation disintegrates into a bitter custody battle, her situation takes a turn for the worse. Her new apartment - dilapidated, cramped, and worn - seems to take on a life of its own. Mysterious noises, persistent leaks of dark water, and strange happenings cause her imagination to run wild, leaving her to wonder who is behind the endless mind games. As Dahlia frantically searches for the links between the riddles, the dark water seems to close around her. But one thing trumps all others in Dahlia's world: no matter what it is that's out there, nothing is going to harm her little girl.


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The Smoking Gun's Valentine Special: Foxy Felons


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Punisher 2: 'Nuff Said. I guess if they made a sequel to Baby Geniuses, and four thousand sequels to Air Bud, nothing is safe.


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President's Valentines Day Proclamation Launching Exciting New "Iron Hymen" and "Sex is for Fags" Abstinence-Only Education Programs. - (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)


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Robert Blake breaks down in court


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If the spit hits your eye, like a big pizza pie - that's a cobra.


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There are 370 people, mostly celebs, on Jacko's list of defense witnesses.


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The BBC reports that the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' sequels plan to portray Dominica's Carib Indians as cannibals. The Caribs deny that their ancestors liked to Bar-B-Q the long pig.


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POLL: 100% OF REPUBLICANS APPROVE CHOICE OF DEAN. The Doctor/Governor commented, " “I knew that I had it in me to unify a party -- I just didn’t know which one.”


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Be still, my beating heart. Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt threw a lavish party together to celebrate her birthday - fuelling rumours they may get back together. Was Jolie invited?


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Blackhawks become first NHL team to go from the worst record in the league to the best in one year. Or, for you "half-empty" dudes, they had the worst record for the second year in a row.


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Families in Texas are traveling to pray around a tree at a home that appears to show the image of the Virgin Mary and the finger of God pointing to the sky. It is conveniently located near a Denny's with the "hungry-pilgrim" breakfast.


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Attorneys general in at least 35 states have launched individual investigations of Blockbuster's new no-late-fees policy


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Crowd wowed by touching Vagina. I've seen this phenomenon - down at Foxxxy Lady's, just outside the city limits.


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Blood Found in Detroit Not Hoffa's. It turns out that Frank Sheeran did make an exact description of what he did in that house - to somebody else.


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Your dog wants steak ... oh, and a mobile phone.


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Oh, no. PETA's latest celebrity to bare all to oppose fur - Dennis Rodman.


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Psychedelic Drug Found in Valentine Candy in Amarillo


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Hotel heiress Paris Hilton is furious after becoming Playboy magazine's latest Covergirl -- perhaps because people might tend to associate her with sex and nudity.


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27 parents bought copies of their children in The Sugar Plum Fairy and received ... um ... a different kind of Sugar Plum Fairy Thet bought a DVD of their children's school performance - but found themselves watching a porn movie.


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Two mobsters died in a gun duel after their sons bickered over whose dad was most powerful.


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Male Genital Snow Sculpture Shocks Drivers in Binghampton. "Frosty the Penis, was a jolly happy soul, with a corn-cob wart and a button vein, and one eye that was just a hole ... "


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Gwen Stefani Wants To Be A Man


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Movie pitch. "Get Michael Rapaport on the phone" department. A man died after he donned what he thought was a bulletproof vest and asked a cohort to shoot him.


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Adult content on mobile telephones and other portable devices is anticipated to hit $1 billion in worldwide revenues during 2005


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Missouri To Adult Businesses: Get Lost


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Pictures from the set of Sin City


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Radio station offers free divorce for Valentine's Day


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Snowflake and Snow Crystal Photos


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Sheryl Crow bulks up to 85 pounds for the Grammy Show


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More Canseco revelations, including: Mark Grace hitting tip: sleep with ugly chicks.


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The odds on Jamie winning the Oscar are now 1:50. That means if you place a $1.00 bet and win, you get back your dollar plus two cents!


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GorillaMask reviews Debbie Gibson's Playboy appearance


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Brain-Damaged Woman Talks After 20 Years, asks if people liked her in Yentl.


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A plan by a German zoo to test the sexual appetites of a group of suspected homosexual penguins has sparked outrage among gay and lesbian groups, who fear zookeepers might force them to turn straight.


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Bitter Valentine's Bears


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Topless chicks and ... um ... other topless chicks ... Carnaval 2005 - Rio e Sao Paulo


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Weekly World News reports: "SHOCKING REAL REASON HILLARY COLLAPSED . . . TIGHT THONG CUT OFF BLOOD SUPPLY!"


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Rachel Weisz talks about her role in Constantine


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Three clips from Palindromes, the new film from Todd Solondz
  • Aviva is thirteen, awkward and sensitive. Her mother Joyce is warm and loving, as is her father, Steve, a regular guy who does have a fierce temper from time to time. The film revolves around her family, friends and neighbors.


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Tell me what I say ...Ray Charles kicks ass at the Grammy awards


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Borowitz: In a major foreign policy speech in Paris today, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice extended an olive branch to the French by offering to give them the filmmaker Michael Moore.
  • "Elsewhere, the British scientist who cloned Dolly the sheep was given permission to clone humans, but only after he promised not to clone Ben Affleck, or any of the contestants from “American Idol.”


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The New York Times writes a nice tribute to Arthur Miller


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Russell Crowe shooting off his mouth again. The outspoken Aussie tells GQ magazine he thought Joseph Fiennes' performance as Shakespeare in Love was too "prissy."


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Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz are reportedly going to get married in Las Vegas later today (Valentine's Day).


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