Monday, February 21, 2005

Lots and lots of images from Sin City


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"the Web's main standards body is facing a revolt within its own ranks over electronic forms, a cornerstone of interactive documents."


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Crack-Smoking Monkeys Hit Blake Case


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I think Dr. Hunter S. Thompson would like to be remembered with an obituary. Oh, It's not an obituary FOR him, but BY him - his famous send-off to his old football buddy, Richard M Nixon. When Nixon died, the usual political toadies and journalistic hypocrites gathered to praise the bottom-dwelling former President. Only Hunter dared to stand on Nixon's coffin, hold his nose, and tell the truth.
  • "If the right people had been in charge of Nixon's funeral, his casket would have been launched into one of those open-sewage canals that empty into the ocean just south of Los Angeles. He was a swine of a man and a jabbering dupe of a president. Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Even his funeral was illegal. He was queer in the deepest way. His body should have been burned in a trash bin."
  • "... the record will show that I kicked him repeatedly long before he went down. I beat him like a mad dog with mange every time I got a chance, and I am proud of it. He was scum. Let there be no mistake in the history books about that. Richard Nixon was an evil man--evil in a way that only those who believe in the physical reality of the Devil can understand it. He was utterly without ethics or morals or any bedrock sense of decency. Nobody trusted him ... "
  • "Nixon was no more a Saint than he was a Great President. He was more like Sammy Glick than Winston Churchill. He was a cheap crook and a merciless war criminal ..."
  • "He has poisoned our water forever. Nixon will be remembered as a classic case of a smart man shitting in his own nest. But he also shit in our nests, and that was the crime that history will burn on his memory like a brand. By disgracing and degrading the Presidency of the United States, by fleeing the White House like a diseased cur, Richard Nixon broke the heart of the American Dream."





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Celebrating Yoni


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Hollywood is scrambling, because Paris Hilton's T-Mobile Sidekick account has been hacked, giving the entire internet access to her address book and notebook. The compromised info includes the e-mail addresses, voice mail, and cell phone numbers for a gazillion celebrities.


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Can This Black Box See Into the Future? It correctly predicted the winner of the third race at Santa Anita, and it is now predicting that Timothy Spall will be the new James Bond.


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The next few links are going to be completely incomprehensible "universal signs" from Japan. For example, can you look at this and figure that it means "watch out for fires"?


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Warning: Do not pour oil on Mr Hankey Poo


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The caption for this sign says "no unaccompanied children", but there must be more to it than that. Why is the kid wearing rainboots and carrying an umbrella?


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Warning: absolutely no pretty flowers.


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Surely this CAN'T really be from anyplace in Japan. "No cameras." That'd be like putting up a "no mullets" sign at a NASCAR event.


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Warning: sideshow mutations ahead.


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Danger: Amazon crossing.


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Warning: turds will extinguish your cigarettes.


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Danger: play tee ball with a tee only. Do not make sissy kids balance the ball on their heads.


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Danger: well-hung periplegics ahead.


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Danger: walrus farts.


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Here's a new Japanese teaser trailer for director Steven Spielberg's War of the Worlds, starring Tom Cruise. The clip includes the Super Bowl footage and new, never-before-seen footage as well.


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Here are two trailers for the PG-rated family drama, Madison
  • "'Madison' is a father-son action/drama based on the inspiring true story of the tiny river town of Madison, Indiana and its legendary efforts during the hydroplane racing season of 1971. In addition to the thrills of 180-mph flat-bottomed boat racing, the picture captures the spirit of a small American River town struggling to stay alive as water transportation has virtually disappeared."


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Charles and Camilla must open wedding to public. "The office of Prince Charles has acknowledged that his April 8 wedding to Camilla Parker Bowles must be open to the public and free of charge."


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Who is Jeff Gannon? Here's his highlight reel?


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Great comedy material. Bill Maher did way better than Jon Stewart on this topic! Bill Maher rants about the gay webmaster who obtained White House press credentials.
  • Maher had the best line of the year, "Now I know what Bush meant when he said he had a mandate."
  • Maher also had the second best line, "How did he get a press pass. He had to have a boyfriend in the White House. Yup, there must have been a 'mole' in the White House. Or maybe a 'gerbil'.


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BBC Sheep Dash! How fast are your reactions?


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Alarmed by the gay porn webmaster who picked up White House press credentials, Press Secretary Scott McClellan unveils a strict new credentialing application to ensure rock-solid integrity of the White House Press Pool. "Please be seated. Well, except for the new correspondent from PowerBottoms.Com – because you are looking just fine right where you are, Kyle."


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BUSH ORDERS CAPE & CROWN: Prez calls for amendment to allow royal titles. This is actually a pretty funny article from Weekly World News.
  • If you don't like it, Condi, why don't you move to Sri Lanka and see if you like it any better in tsunamiland? Don't forget your water wings."
  • The 24-karat gold crown Bush found in a London, England, "monarchy supply house" catalog is studded with over 200 diamonds, rubies, emeralds and sapphires that spell out the President's nickname, "DUBYA," in large letters on the front, and in smaller letters on the back, "FOREVER."
  • The headpiece retails for a staggering $95 million, but it was on sale for $82.5 million -- a sum the Republican-controlled Congress quietly tacked on to a bill authorizing the expenditure of $1,247 to buy a flak jacket for a platoon of unprotected Marines to share in Iraq.


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Original cast 'Carousel' star John Raitt dies at 88. John Raitt, Bonnie's dad, the robust baritone who created the role of Billy Bigelow in the original New York production of 'Carousel' died Sunday. He was 88.


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FilmJerk offers some thoughts on handicapping the Oscars.


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FilmJerk.com's indispensable Early Report for February 20.


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50 years Gallery - World Press Photo of the Year


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Knit-picking. "Knitting - long belittled as the preserve of elderly ladies declining towards senility - has become a politically engaged, radical artform." Yeah, right. And Wilford Brimley is the new James Bond. No, come to think of it, Brimley is still seething over having lost the Che Guevara role in The Motorcycle Diaries.


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Daily Russell Crowe item: Russell Crowe now says Eucalyptus was cancelled because he didn't want to show off his penis to the young Queen Elizabeth.


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Women Sue Over "Talking" Female Gorilla's Breast "Fetish".
  • "Two fired caretakers for Koko, the world-famous sign-language-speaking gorilla, have sued their former bosses, claiming they were pressured to expose their breasts as a way of bonding with the 300-pound simian."


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No matter what a woman looks like, there is a man somewhere who will find it sexy. Welcome to SexyAnorexic.com! "If you like sexy bone-revealing, long thin limbed super slender hollow silhouettes, bony flat chests, ultra thin female forms, this site is for you!" This is unreal. These women look like they have been living in concentration camps.


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Cops: Gal Flushed Beau's Genitals. Brother Jeff still has his. As well as his rug, which really brings the room together.


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