Tuesday, February 22, 2005

"Jeff Gannon is considering suing ... everybody ..." including you. Just send your share to me. I'll see that Jeff gets what's coming to him.


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Lawsuit alleges that Sean Connery is a rude, foul mouthed bully. I'd like to see what his defense would be. Can you just plead guilty to a lawsuit?


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Man shatters old world record for non-stop Elvis impersonation. Wife Angie said: “When he beat the record. I just cried, I was so proud.”


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The headline is innocent enough: Simpson hospitalized for stomach virus. The story is a typical gabfest about Simpson (Jessica). But the accompanying picture of Simpson indicates that she has really gotten a great tan on that Dukes of Hazzard project.


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Pope Calls Gay Marriage Part of 'Ideology of Evil.' He had four extremely controversial points:
  • Homosexual marriages are part of 'a new ideology of evil' that is insidiously threatening society.
  • Abortion is a "legal extermination" comparable to attempts to wipe out Jews and other groups in the 20th century.
  • The Turkish gunman who shot him in 1981 did not act alone and the former Communist Bloc may have been behind the plot to kill him.
  • Ben Affleck was da bomb in Phantoms.


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The history of the electronic media, as written in 2014.


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Here's the home page for the new Broadway show, Monty Python's SpamAlot


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A U.S. appeals court on Tuesday said that FCC regulators had overstepped their authority by imposing a rule designed to limit the copying of digital television programs.


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Network Of Free, Ad-Sponsored Hotspots Launched. Is national free internet access (ad sponsored) close to reality?


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The Racial Slur Database


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The famous Paris Hilton Sidekick Address Book, pics, etc. (There are some topless pics in there as well.)


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If you missed your opportunity to mess around with Jessica Alba, here's a great fanpage to stay abreast of her. Personally, I'm relieved that she's settled down and won't be callin' me any more. Girl was forcing me to tap into our nation's strategic Viagra reserve.


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Jessica Alba Says She's Done Sleeping Around In Hollywood. She hears that the motels in Orange County are much nicer.


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The Peeper is back on TV .
  • He's now married to Suzanne Pleshette. I didn't know that. It's quite a story. They were together as a couple when they were struggling actors in the late 50s, but their careers separated them. They each married other people, worked together on Newhart for years (as friends only), then reunited some 40 years after they stopped being a couple!
  • Poston has been on TV since the mid 50s. He won an Emmy 46 years ago!


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AICN reviews the Clone Wars DVD and discusses the TV projects for the Star Wars franchise. Will Mark Hamill play an elderly Jedi? Will Kevin Smith write the project?


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star38.com - never trust caller ID again


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Here's the trailer and many stills from Guess Who, which is kind of a comedic remake of Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, with the roles reversed (black family, white guest). It stars Bernie Mac and Ashton Kutcher.


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From the strange concepts department: There will be a remake of Mr Blandings Builds His Dream House - with Ice Cube replacing Cary Grant


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Ben Affleck will play 50's TV Superman George Reeves in Truth, Justice and the American Way, a biopic/mortopic which may actually have some promise. Affleck seems to be cast well. Diane Lane and Adrian Brody will co-star.


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The Weekend Warrior's predictions for this weekend. He says Hitch will hang on for a third week, with Constantine dropping to number three to make room for Cursed. He thinks those three will finish in a virtual dead heat, with all other films far behind.


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This week's movies: Diary of a Mad Black Woman - 33% positive reviews. "An awful hybrid of Big Momma’s House and The Burning Bed – two films that go together like peanut butter and pubic lice."


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This week's movies: Man of the House - no rating yet. This is the movie where Tommy Lee Jones plays a crusty old Federal Agent (there's a stretch for Tommy Lee, eh?) who has to guard some cheerleaders. A lot of it was filmed here in the Austin area.


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This week's new movies: Cursed - no rating yet. This is Wes Craven's new horror flick, starring Portia DeRossi, Christina Ricci, Judy Greer, and Shannon Elizabeth. It has had a troubled history, and was originally scheduled to be released in the summer of 2003.


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What happens to a series with high respect and low ratings?


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Will Washington split into two states?


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Fever pitch auction for Travolta disco floor from Saturday Night Fever


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Video: Guy pretends to be a bathroom attendant - at McDonald's


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Halle Berry says she might attend the Razzie Awards


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Cher says Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez are 'hoes'.


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"A parent's primer to computer slang"


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Letterman's Top Ten Good Things About Having The Same Name As A President.
  • Thomas Jefferson: "When I show up at Colonial Williamsburg, I get more tail than Frank Sinatra.



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MALE ESCORT INFILTRATES AL-QAEDA. Bin Laden Promises Overhaul of Clearance Procedures.
  • Appearing on the Arabic-language television network Al-Jazeera, a red-faced Mr. bin Laden acknowledged that the high-ranking terrorist known to his al-Qaeda comrades as Fawzi Khalid Al-Mutairi was actually Jeff Guckert, a male escort with no terrorist background whatsoever.

    According to sources within the terror network, Mr. Guckert distinguished himself at press conferences by lobbing softball questions Mr. bin Laden’s way, such as, “Don’t you think it’s only a matter of time before we destroy the American infidels?” and “Isn’t it ironic that they call us evildoers when they are really the evil ones, and not us?”




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Oscar's hottest contest. Which old geezer will get a sentimental, undeserved Best Director? Oh, I'm being mean. Scorsese does deserve recognition for The Aviator. That probably was the greatest directorial achievement of the year. Scorsese did a remarkable job of pulling together all the details of a spectacular movie. Unfortunately, it looks like he may lose Best Director, although his film may undeservedly win Best Picture (It probably shouldn't even have been nominated. Hell, among 2004 films with 500 or more votes, it currently ranks no higher than a tie for 35th at IMDb. Frankly, it is occupying a position which should have gone to Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.)


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Weekly World News: "MINISTER TOUTS 'JESUS CONDOMS' TO END TEENAGE SEX"


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