Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Star says Jolie used Pitt like a tampon. He plugged up her hole, then she tossed him out with yesterday's dental floss.


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Randy Moss to be an Oakland Raider.


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ALERT: bullshit e-mails from the FBI. Responding to inquiries, the director said, "E-mail? What are we, pussies? E-mail is for nancy boys who wear turtlenecks to phys ed class. When we want to talk to you about illegal activities, we don't send some chickenshit e-mail. We kick down your door with our jackboots."


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Want an Oscar? Ugly up!


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Kournikova Faces Stalker in Court


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How to avoid the law against full nudity? The Erotic City strip club charges customers $15 for a sketch pad, pencil, and a chance to sketch completely naked women dancers.
  • "We have a lot of people drawing some very good pictures," said Erotic City owner Chris Teague, who has posted many of the drawings around the club. Teague said he got the idea when a customer asked if he could get in for free to sketch the dancers. Realizing that "art classes" were exempt from the law, Teague decided to bill Mondays and Tuesdays as art nights, and let the dancers go without their G-strings and pasties.


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Two new clips from Be Cool, the sequel to Get Shorty


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a new gallery of pics from Be Cool


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INCREASINGLY, TERRORISTS ARE CHATTERING ABOUT BRAD AND JEN. Madmen Devastated by Breakup, CIA Says


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Strange concepts department: The movie Office Space, as acted out by the Superfriends


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The Daily Show: "Bush sat down with Jacques Chirac to show he was willing to let le bygones be le bygones."


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The Daily Show shows you how to differentiate Old Europe from New Europe


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The U.S. Mint's "New Nickels" Page


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Two new clips from Gunner Palace. "Gunner Palace reveals the complex realities of the situation in Iraq not seen on the nightly news. Told first-hand by our troops, Gunner Palace presents a thought provoking portrait of a dangerous and chaotic war that is personal, highly emotional, sometimes disturbing, surprisingly amusing ... and thoroughly fascinating."


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BBC - a test to determine whether you have a male or female brain. I don't no stinkin' test to evaluate that. Just tell me your opinion of The English Patient.


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PETA's latest naked celebrity ... The good news? It's a porn star. The bad news? It's the ubiquitous Ron Jeremy.


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Agassi and Federer play tennis on the same helipad Tiger used for driving practice.


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"WORLD'S HOTTEST LESBIAN CLAIMS SHE CAN TURN ANY WOMAN GAY!"


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URL says it all, although I wish it did not: PiercedGlasses.com


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Satire is dead in the 21st century because real stuff is stranger. The trailer for Pornstar Pets - The Movie - A Margie Schnibbe Film


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Talk about damning with faint praise. Ob-E-Wan MacGregor says the new Star Wars film doesn't suck as bad as the last two.


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Scarlett Johansson says she was thrilled to work with David Hasselhoff, because she used to have a crush on him.


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Aid Pours in for Victims of Mommy Madness: "'I work the 4-to-midnight shift, so I get a lot of longhaul truckers,' says Pearsall. 'Them are some good boys, and they were real eager to help when I tolt them about how many of them city women were struggling with feelings of disempowerment and a lack of options.'"


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This is the Mommy Madness article that the above article from Iowahawk is making fun of.


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BUSH HAS ATTACK OF MUNCHIES. The Prez snacks on Doritos and sings along with Pink Floyd during a Chirac speech.


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Voyage of an Antarctic Iceberg: "What if part of New York broke off and slammed into New Jersey? Both being anchored land masses, that is unlikely to happen, but an event of that size scale did occur off the Antarctic coast over the last three months. Long Island sized B-15A iceberg floated across 100 kilometers of the Ross Sea "


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Queen Elizabeth has announced she would not attend the April 8 civil wedding of her son, Prince Charles, to his longtime companion Camilla Parker Bowles. She regrets that the wedding conflicts with the traditional time when she throws out her old hats, and also her favorite episode of Mr Bean is on during the ceremony.


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