Sunday, March 06, 2005

So far no Paris Hilton or Russell Crowe items today, but here's the all-important Japanese Octopus Porn Update


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The Swiss Thong Federation. I find it fascinating that a thong is actually one of the uses for those Swiss Army Knives.


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January's Swiss Thong Queen


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FilmJerk's Early Report for March 6


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The Vagina Fair is a great opportunity to play games, eat as much cotton candy as you can and get your picture taken with a giant vagina. If you are in Massachusetts, it starts in three minutes from this post.


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Four jailed for bogus TV game show. Vanna said, "Everyone always says our show is bogus, but I didn't know that was a crime."


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Borowitz: SYRIA SAYS IT WANTS TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH ITS FAMILY. Explains Decision to Leave Lebanon


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How did the word "Liberal" come to have such negative connotations?


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Nicole Kidman is set to play Diane Arbus in Fur, a biopic about the seminal and suicidal American photographer. This is a change. It had previously been announced that Samantha Morton would play this role, and the IMDb page still lists Morton as the star.


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Vin Diesel's The Pacifier easily wins the Weekend Box Office.
  • Be Cool finished in second, nine million behind.
  • Fueled by an Oscar, Million Dollar Baby surged upward, even though it is in its twelfth week.
  • Mad Black Woman continued to pull in excellent numbers per screen.


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Writer/director Sophia Coppola working on Marie-Antoinette, to star (you're gonna love this cast) Rip Torn and Jason Schwartzman as Louis XV and XVI, Kirsten Dunst as Marie, and Asia Argento as Mme DuBarry. Apparently that was a different Mme DuBarry, the one who lived close to Versailles, in a nearby trailer park.


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Be Cool, as reviewed by the only true genius of film criticism, The Filthy Critic


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Tom Selleck predicts the future.


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Burning Bush Vaginal Cream. Gentle enough for a good Christian woman, yet strong enough for a harlot.


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'Fat Actress' delivers the belly laughs!


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University of Arizona students sell chocolate vaginas. This is to commemorate the change in their official team nickname from the Wildcats to the Big Brown Pussies.


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Sofia Viagra gives herself a boob lift.


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