Monday, March 07, 2005

The Twenty Meanest Cities in the USA. This ranking is based entirely on how they treat the homeless. One of them is St. Paul, Minnesota. Here's a tip for you homeless youngsters: if you have to live out in the elements, find some place warmer than St. Paul.


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The New Zealand Herald prints an uncensored pic of a New Zealand woman showing Prince Chuck her kiwis.


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Oklahomo. Hey, I knew it all along. I saw them prancing around in their little musical. I know that the farmer and the cowman were special friends. Curly, Will -- and don't forget Aunt Eller! There was an old carpet muncher if ever I saw one.


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Tsunami victims file lawsuit against governments and weather forecasters.


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GorillaMask.net: "Lindsey Lohan and Tara Reid take their Implants Shopping"


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Al-Qaeda plotted to kidnap Russell Crowe, until one of their members read "The Ransom of Red Chief"


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Robert Downey Jr: I'm absolutely normal, really. Downey is likeable, down-to-earth, and talented, but this guy should get some kind of award for making the least possible use of his talent. He's almost 40 now, is probably about as talented as Penn or Depp, but hasn't accomplished much in his life. Hell, forget accomplishment, he probably doesn't even remember much of it.


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Prince Chuck inspires topless Kiwis. I'm pretty sure they weren't groupies.


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The first six pages of the script for Rocky 6!!!


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"Pie" Babe Nadia breaks up after 13 years with the same guy. (She's still only 31.)


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Dave Barry's Blog continues to reflect on the great tourist attractions of the United Kingdom.


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The trailer for 'Sin City', the eagerly awaited Robert Rodriguez film. I don't know if the film will have enough humanity to be truly great, but the trailer is dazzling.


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New Daily Show correspondent Dino Ironbody takes to the streets to ask hard-hitting, awesome questions.


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Former White House press secretary Ari Fleischer talks to Jon Stewart about whether the press corps is obsolete.


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Man caught in deadly avalanche - while taking avalanche awareness class.
  • I take it he wasn't in their "gifted" program.
  • Thinking as an ex-teacher, I have to say he's not going to get a good grade in avalanche awareness. On the other hand, as a compassionate ex-teacher, I could give him an "incomplete."


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That was fast - Three Edvard Munch Works Recovered!! The Oslo police spokesman said (I kid you not): "We can say the artwork has been recovered," he said. "It was just good police work."


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Three more Munch works stolen, six months after 'The Scream' heist: "Three works by Norwegian artist Edvard Munch have been stolen from a hotel in southeastern Norway". Without such incidents, how would Pierce Brosnan and George Clooney ever find the right roles?


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The Guardian reports on R. Crumb, who is still truckin' -"When I was four, I knew I was weird"


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The Official R. Crumb Website


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If you realy have no life, you might read Britney's Stream of Consciousness at the Official Britney Spears Web Site. The doofy diva is now reporting that Kabbalah is changing her life. Hey, TV dudes, you want a good reality TV show? Kaballah celebrities versus Scientology celebrities - to the death. Sad Hacks beyond Thunderdome - two cults enter, one cult leaves.


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Citizen Thompson - Police report of death scene reveals gonzo journalist's 'rosebud'


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Steven Spielberg had to pay more than $50,000 to extras - to do nothing. They were hired for Tom Cruise's latest movie, and were paid after filming was abandoned while the star recovered from a flu.


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Don't try these at home, kids. Although it might be OK at your crabby Aunt Anna's house. The biotch. Microwave Oven Experiment Page


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GALLUP: Majority of Americans Say Charges Against Michael Jackson Are True


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Instead of a garland-strewn path, Rather is forced to walk through quicksand on his way out. And he never did tell us what the frequency is.


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Is The New Buffalo Nickel Gay?


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Ashlee Simpson will have to reconsider Chinese citizenship. The Chinese claim "fake singing is as illegal as fake anything else." She may not have a lot of worries when you consider how they deal with fake anything else.


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MovieJuice! reviews Be Cool, aka Chili Con Corny. Like just about everyone else, Mr. Juice says that The Rock is the only really good thing abotu the movie. Cool. I saw the Rockmeister on The Daily Show, and I'd say he's one guy who deserves to be successful. He was candid, pleasant, and funny.


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A long featurette about making The Island
  • "Michael Bay ('Armageddon,' 'Pearl Harbor') directs the futuristic action thriller 'The Island,' starring Ewan McGregor ('Star Wars: Episodes I and II,' 'Moulin Rouge!') and Scarlett Johansson ('Lost in Translation,' 'Girl With a Pearl Earring').

    Lincoln Six-Echo (McGregor) is a resident of a seemingly utopian but contained facility in the mid-21st century. Like all of the inhabitants of this carefully controlled environment, Lincoln hopes to be chosen to go to the 'The Island,' reportedly the last uncontaminated spot on the planet. But Lincoln soon discovers that everything about his existence is a lie. He and all of the other inhabitants of the facility are actually human clones whose only purpose is to provide 'spare parts' for their original human counterparts. Realizing it is only a matter of time before he is 'harvested,' Lincoln makes a daring escape with a beautiful fellow resident named Jordan Two-Delta (Johansson). Relentlessly pursued by the forces of the sinister institute that once housed them, Lincoln and Jordan engage in a race for their lives to literally meet their makers.

    Rounding out the main cast of 'The Island' are Oscar nominee Djimon Hounsou ('In America,' 'Gladiator') as the head of the security team sent to hunt down Lincoln and Jordan; Steve Buscemi ('Ghost World,' 'Armageddon') as a man who befriends Lincoln despite working for the institute; Michael Clarke Duncan ('The Green Mile,' 'Armageddon') as another resident who is unaware of his fate when he is selected to go to 'The Island'; and Sean Bean ('National Treasure,' 'The Lord of the Rings') as Merick, the chief antagonist.


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"NEW HOMELAND SECURITY PLAN TO KEEP AIRLINES SAFE FROM TERRORISTS . . . EVERYONE MUST FLY NAKED!" Just my luck. I live in Austin, and I write about movies. Next chartered junket, I'll end up next to a naked Harry Knowles.


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