Thursday, March 10, 2005

Comparison of Unwanted Software Installed by P2P Programs.


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For the capital letter lover in you: CAMERON Diaz was rushed to hospital after falling from a CHEST OF DRAWERS.


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The average child received $1.78 per tooth from the Tooth Fairy in 2004. That's a 12.5 percent increase from the 2003 average of $1.58. I know he founded the business but, dammit, Mr. Fairy is really going to have to start controlling expenses better, or the board of Fairy Enterprises will be forced to remove him as CDO.


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Borowitz: NETWORKS REFUSE TO AIR BIN LADEN TAPE AFTER FINDING NO NEW INFORMATION IN IT ABOUT JACKSON CASE. Madman Frustrated By Lack of Airtime, Sources Say


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Who better to summarize the Jackson trial than that calm, staid bastion of responsible journalism, The Sun.


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Tara Reid sues Vegas condos over 'Let It Hang Out' ad
  • Yeah, there's an example of why her career is soaring. Step 1: She's tanking into oblivion. Step 2: These guys keep her name on people's lips. Step 3: She doesn't thank them - she sues them.
  • Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it's a slick move because Step 4 is that the lawsuit prolongs her 15 minutes another ten to twelve seconds.


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Freespending king of Swaziland to hold extravagant birthday bash, filled with rich chocolates, and expensive watches, and cuckoo clocks, and secret bank accounts ...


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Muslim clerics in Spain issued a fatwa - against Osama bin Laden


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This site claims that these are Former WWE Diva Gail Kim topless pics. They say, "These pictures were taken AFTER Gail Kim was released from the WWE late last year. They were taken for a cell phone company in Japan or some such shit and the pictures were originally pixellated so you couldn't see her nipples. These are the uncensored pics for all to enjoy. Thank us later."


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Paris Hilton Fans Strike Back: "The fan consortium also formally nominated Paris for the Nobel Peace Prize"


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Gotham Comes of Age: New York through the Lens of the Byron Company, 1892 - 1942. Tremendous collection of photos. Click on "The Physical City" for an excellent example.


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Here's the trailer for Death of a Dynasty
  • "In the spirit of This is Spinal Tap, 'Death of a Dynasty' offers a funny and satirical look behind the closed doors of Damon Dash's and Jay-Z's hip-hop empire. Shot in New York City, the film centers around Dave Katz (Moss-Bachrach), a journalist at a hip-hop magazine who is sent on assignment to uncover the often comedic underworld of Roc-a-Fella Records run by Damon Dash (producer of The Woodsman) and Jay-Z (Fade to Black). Dave believes he is a member of the Roc-a-Fella team and privy to the daily 'goings on' at one of the world's hottest record companies. Although he is actually 'two timing' the magazine (feeding sordid gossip items about the feuding partners to local gossip columns), the journalist thinks he is a real 'playa' only to later find out that he is the one being played."


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Ten clips from the Asian murder mystery, Oldboy
  • "A man is inexplicably kidnapped and imprisoned for 15 years and his wife is brutally murdered. On his release, he is given a wallet full of money and a mobile phone. A stranger calls and asks him to try and figure out why he was imprisoned. A girl appears and promises to help him solve the enigma and seek vengeance for his cruel fate. As the search progresses, the man finally comes face to face with his kidnapper, who proposes a game: if the man discovers the reason for his imprisonment, his kidnapper will kill himself. If not, then the girl will be killed. He has only five days to unravel the mystery."


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Here's the trailer for Madagascar
  • "Ben Stiller ('Meet the Parents'), Chris Rock ('Chris Rock Never Scared'), David Schwimmer (TV's 'Friends') and Jada Pinkett Smith ('Collateral') star as the voices of four zoo animals who hang up when they hear the call of the wild."


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Weekly World News: "NEW VACCINE PREVENTS CATTLE FARTS FROM CAUSING CLIMATE CATASTROPHE!"


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Whitehouse.org: Dan Rather Retires: White House Sends Warm Congratulations


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Here's the trailer for Linklater's A Scanner Darkly ... different!


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Here's the full trailer for The Bad News Bears


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The Daily Show's This Week in God


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Daily Show: "President Bush has a message for the people of Lebalon: You've been mispronouncing your name."


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Jon Stewart helps Brian Williams tell the difference between the Daily Show (fake) and his news (real).


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Jon Stewart interviews the ubiquitous Bruce Willis.


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Oh, no, Mr Sluggo. It appears that Carla Gugino's nudity has been removed from Sin City.


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This is National Procrastination Week, so you might think about how to put off celebrating it. I know the week is almost over. I would have posted this last week, but - well, you know how that goes.


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The trailer for Lipstick & Dynamite: The First Ladies of Wrestling
  • 'Lipstick & Dynamite' shines a spotlight on the forgotten first ladies of the ring. Gladys 'Killem' Gillem wrestled women, men, alligators, and bears. At 18, Ida May Martinez took to the road to flash the only thing she knew - how to kick, punch, and defend herself. Narrowly escaping a date rape at 16, Penny Banner trained for survival. Still kicking butt at 80, The Fabulous Moolah and Johnnie Mae Young live together with midget wrestler sidekick Diamond 'Lil, and continue to take bumps with World Wrestling Entertainment.

    Each woman reflects on her own remarkable life with fond and bitter memories, reconciling a wild, flamboyant youth with the reality of getting older and fading away. 'Lipstick & Dynamite' follows Moolah, Jonnie Mae and the girls 60 years, many bumps and falls later as they discuss the money, the old days and what it's like to be a 'lady' in today's favorite guilty pleasure: spectator sport. The girls are taking all comers. Are you ready?"


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The trailer for Hooligans with Elijah Wood and Claire Forlani
  • "Matt Buckner is unfairly expelled from Harvard and moves to England to stay with his married sister. Buckner soon discovers the joys of football and becomes obsessed with the West Ham United club, thanks to the passion for the game of his brother-in-law Pete."


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Sandra Bullock has revealed she uses hemorrhoid cream on her face. If that shit is so good for the prune face, then why are assholes so wrinkly?


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Griffey to make spring debut Thursday, hopes to be out for season by Sunday.


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I did not make this up.The Irish Dirty Sanchez festival has been "cancelled due to injury". The future will not be that different from the present. Today your dad can't play golf because of his old football injury. When you are his age, you'll have to beg off because of your old Dirty Sanchez injury.


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There is hope for old geezers to get hot sex - and not just in Kevin Coster movies! Bruce Willis, who turns 85 this month, and teen queen Lindsay Lohan, 18, recently enjoyed a mutual gropefest. (Note: Willis claims that he's only turning 50 this month. Yeah. I'm 56 and I still have my Bruce Willis lunch pail from kindergarten.)


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Marcia Cross has been inundated with offers from straight men who want to convert her in the wake of false reports that she's gay.
  • The 43-year-old single actress, who plays Bree Van De Kamp on Desperate Housewives, told the New York Post that at a Hollywood party recently she was approached by one man who whispered, "I heard you were gay. Let's get a room and prove that wrong."
  • Her response? "No thank you, President Clinton."
  • Props to Pat Reeder of The Comedy Wire for that gag!


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Sharon Waxman's "Rebels on the Backlot" is to 90s filmmaking what Peter Biskind's legendary "Easy Riders, Raging Bulls" was to the 70s: gossipy, gonzo insider journalism. She bases her work on six of the hottest hot-shots of the 90s.

  • Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
  • Steven Soderbergh, Traffic
  • David Fincher, Fight Club
  • Paul Thomas Anderson, Boogie Nights and Magnolia
  • David 0. Russell, Three Kings
  • Spike Jonze, Being John Malkovich

The links below lead to purchase info on Waxman's book as well as Biskind's 70s classic. (Dude, if you haven't read Biskind's book, you aren't even vaguely interested in the cinema revolution of the 70s. It is a must read not just for its revelations, but mostly for its pure entertainment value.)















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Headline of the day: "Dwarfs Can’t Afford To Miss Boat Again". If they would just get the fokkin' boat closer to the dock, I think the little fellas would have a better chance.


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Sports trivia fans: "Mr Outside" is dead at 80.


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Here is the mystery woman whose affair with the married chief executive of Boeing led to his downfall.


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