Monday, March 14, 2005

At last, an explanation for Bruce Willis and Lindsay Lohan. Hair loss adds growth to sex drive.


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Lebanese continue the battle of the rallies. The current lead has drifted back to the ANTI-Syrians after a million man march, but PRO-Syrians are planning some counter-counter-counter-counter-rallies even as we speak. Later on this week comes the march of those who really don't give a shit about Syria either way.


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Is the era of free internet news about to end?


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Elvis Presley Jr. stopped by to promote his two Portland concerts this weekend and to lay claim to what he considers his rightful birthright as the illegitimate son of Elvis Sr. Wherever Junior goes he lugs along a binder full of copies of letters, notes and clippings that refer to him as the son of Elvis. He has a copy of Elvis's will with highlighted sections that could be referring to more than one child. His birth mother, he said, is Angelique Pettyjohn, a walk-on in the Elvis Sr. move 'Blue Hawaii' who later played in 'Clambake' and had roles on several TV shows.


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Blogger casa said...

An extreme load of crap-- I was a personal friend of Angelique's in the late 70's an early 80's and believe me, no one could have done what we did and kept a secret.

Angelique had no children.

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Elvis and Angelique DID have a son.
I am a friend of Elvis Jr. and attend his shows most weekends, 40 miles from where I live. I have seen his credentials & DNA results. The first time I heard him sing I was certain I was hearing Elvis Sr. The Gov't. would not allow him to use his father's name if he did not have proof of his birth parents, which were Elvis and Angelique. Please come see for yourself and talk with him. He performs Saturday evenings in St. Mary's Ohio. You won't be disappointed!

 

Here is a career summary of the mom of Elvis Presley, Jr., Angelique Pettyjohn, aka Captain Kirk's green-haired girlfriend.


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Google's website advertising program, Adsense, is about to have some fairly hefty competition. Yahoo is testing a 'long tail' ad words scheme.


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Not fo' shizzle what it means to whack a cave boy with a cap for fronting on your homeskillet? Consult the Rap Dictionary


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The trailer for Palindromes, the new Todd Solondz movie currently screening at SxSW.


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Quentin Tarantino will NOT make a Friday 13th film. Instead, he plans to re-make The English Patient. I wonder how many different projects he has been rumored to be involved with in the past decade.


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Queer Eye for the Baseball Guys. Six Boston Red Sox players get fashion and grooming tips from those guys who wear Liberace's hand-me-downs.


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Do you think they may be running out of ideas for reality shows? Mr. Romance hopes to uncover "The Next Fabio". Winner gets (I ain't makin' this up) a lifetime gym membership and a contract to appear on the cover of some romantic novels. I think there should be Mr Webmaster - a competition for "regular guys". Various grouchy old farts get to compete, and the winner gets to write Other Crap for a day. And (it goes without saying) gets to appear on the cover of several romantic novels.


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Halle Berry runs away with the award for "Best Nudity in an Oscar-winning performance". If you're interested in the body count, here is the numerical result of the actual balloting. The order may differ slightly from the pictorial summary because of a few additional votes cast after the summary was written (it was just about a three-way tie for fourth.). Without studying the archives, here's how I would rank them personally, more or less:
  1. Halle
  2. Holly Hunter
  3. Jodie Foster
  4. Glenda Jackson
  5. Gwyneth
  6. Jessica Lange
  7. Jane Fonda "Coming Home"
  8. Julie Christie
  9. Marlee Matlin
  10. Charlize


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Quentin Tarantino has criticized the makers of James Bond for ditching Pierce Brosnan.


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Firefighters remove a car from telephone wires. The best part of the story (besides the great pictures) is this fact: "the driver jumped down from the vehicle and ran to catch a bus prior to the arrival of Engine 2"


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Under Pressure from National Institute of Mental Health, NCAA RENAMES MARCH MADNESS "MARCH BIPOLAR DISORDER"


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CBC News: Vancouver 3rd in world in quality of life survey. (Two Swiss cites finished in the top two spots.)


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"A Century of Candy Bars: An Analysis of Wrapper Design" This is an illustrated thesis submitted for a graduate degree from Syracuse.


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Amish hockey team. Reminds me of my high school's team nickname: The Fightin' Amish. Our rally cry: "we sincerely hope to best thee, brother."


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Weekly World News: "HOWARD STERN TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008?" Howard vows to put the "fun" back in our citizen's fundamental human rights. I'd vote for him just on the basis of this one platform point: "The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) will be disbanded and complete freedom of expression will be allowed in all media." A more more interesting campaign promise is this: "Every woman who casts a Stern vote will be invited to the White House for a very special, private thank-you spanking -- or, as Stern refers to it, a Butt Bongo Fiesta."


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Matthew Vaughn will direct X-Men 3, and Zak Penn's script has been chosen over the competition. Penn wrote X2, so he brings a steady hand and continuity. Vaughn directed Layer Cake when his colleague Guy Richie dropped out. That is his only directing credit.


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Popular Indian actor caught in Bollywood casting couch sting. : "A private television network in India on Sunday broadcast footage of a sting operation showing a popular Bollywood actor demanding sex from a reporter who posed as an aspiring actress. "


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Dutch Commercial About Why Your Should Learn English. Very funny. Very politically incorrect.


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URL says it all: NakedVolleyball.com


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You know about the Special Olympics, but I'll bet Special Pro Wrestling is something new to you.


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Doonesbury's take on Jeff Gannon. The White House needs a new press stooge. Guess who's elected?


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Yogakitty.com -Yoga for you and your cat.


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Don't forget, today is Steak and BJ Day


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A paparazzo catches Sharon Stone topless, and she looks mahvelous. She wanted to be caught, I suppose, since she was topless on a public beach and made no attempt to disguise herself.


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Don't forget, today is Steak and BJ Day


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Here is some seriously scary shit: China OKs Military Action Against Taiwan.


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