Saturday, March 19, 2005

Another one bites the dust. Wake Forest got off to an expected 27-14 start, but ended up losing to West Virginia in double overtime.


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Firefox passes 6% market share.


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Bush's popularity sinking faster than a boat in a Billy Zane movie. His overall popularity is dropping because of the overwhelming unpopularity of his stance on Social Security reform. He has dropped to the second lowest point of his Presidency.
  • (Obscure reference footnote: Zany Bill is on a sinking ship in at least three movies: Titanic, Cleopatra, and Dead Calm. He also plays King Neptune in a fourth boat flick, the immortal cinema classic Going Overboard.)


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Teens who pledge to remain virgins until marriage are far more likely to have oral and anal sex. The pledging group was also less likely to use condoms or get tested for STDs.


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slant magazine's four-star review of "Showgirls". Turns out that Joe Eszterhas, instead of being a sloppy drunken hack who loses track of his own plot points - is actually a satirical genius who only does that to show us the delicious fallacies of pop culture!


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Lucky the Turtle survived a fire, but emerged bearing the image of Satan on his shell. Oh, that Satan! What a character - picking on a turtle named Lucky! He's a funny, funny demon.


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How the hell did Amazon.com get spoofed on this product? It's a computer with a thirty terabyte hard drive, two gig of RAM, and a ten gigahertz AMD processor chip. Impressive! And it only weighs a bit more than two ounces!


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Wisconsin Milwaukee does it again. First 'Bama, now Boston College falls to the fierce ... um ... what is their team nickname again? Oh, yeah, I found it. It's the Wisconsin Milwaukee Cheese and Beer Dudes, and their team colors are beery gold with a foamy white head. Kidding. It's actually beery gold with a foaming black head, and they are the Panthers. The Wisconsin-Madison team may also make the Sweet 16, assuming they can defeat mighty Bucknell.


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The Ring Two kicks butt with a $15 million Friday. Disney's Ice Princess opened in fourth, with a disappointing two million.


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URL says it all: WilliamHung.net


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Former mobster-turned-chef Henry Hill, whose gangland experiences inspired the movie 'Goodfellas,' has been charged with felony drug possession.


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The newest Elvis impersonator is ... Jerry Springer?? Frightening photo, but I love the glasses. Springer says this is the first time he has ever sung in public.


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Sean Connery to do the voice for the new James Bond video game. Cool! We all know he's the REAL James Bond.


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Say goodbye to the Sooners. Utah 67, Oklahoma 58. And Bobby Knight's Red Raiders come from behind to kick Gonzaga's ass


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Not even a beautiful woman dancing topless can stop traffic in Times Square.


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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy :: The Official Movie Website


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The trailer for Eros
  • "Eros" is a three-part anthology film about eroticism and desire by a trio of world cinema's outstanding directors, Wong Kar Wai, Steven Soderbergh and Michelangelo Antonioni. The film also serves as an homage by two younger directors, Wong and Soderbergh, to Antonioni who has informed and inspired their work. The Italian master has extensively examined this terrain in such classics as "L'Avventura," "Blowup" and "The Passenger".

    "The Hand": A richly textured and achingly emotional erotic tale about a young tailor's (Chang Chen) long-time unrequited love for a beautiful Hong Kong courtesan (Gong Li). Directed by Wong Kar-Wai.

    "Equilibrium": A wry and perverse comedy about an advertising executive (Robert Downey, Jr.) who is under enormous pressure at work. During visits to his psychiatrist (Alan Arkin), they delve into the possible reasons why his stress seems to manifest itself in a recurring erotic dream. Directed by Steven Soderbergh.

    "The Dangerous Thread of Things": The story of a ménage-a-trois between a couple and a young woman on the coast of Tuscany. Directed by Michelangelo Antonioni (Co-written by Tonino Guerra).



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Speaking of Total Eclipse of the Heart, here's the home page of my personal favorite musical group, The Dan Band. (They were in Austin yesterday, but I sure as hell wasn't going to a SXSW event on St. Patrick's Day, not even to see these musical gods. That notwithstanding, I love these guys! Their CD comes out April 12th.)


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Astounding! Total Eclipse of the Heart performed with major kitchen appliances.


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Dear Oakland, welcome to reality. North Carolina scored 59 in the first half, and built the lead to 79-42 in the third quarter before emptying their bench. They ended up playing 15 different guys, but still scored 96, despite only 16 in the fourth period.


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Holy moley! Bucknell defeats Kansas! No, not in chess. In basketball. Bucknell has been playing Division I basketball for 110 years, and this is their first NCAA tournament win.
  • Bar bet of the day. The three oldest Division 1 basketball programs are Bucknell, Minnesota, and Yale.


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Phyllis Diller and Gene Wilder autobiographies prove that comedy is not pretty.


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URL says it all: DogCondoms.com


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Some dudes re-edit Jacko's public statements to ... well, you can guess.


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JoBlo's Movie Screensavers: Your Guide to Free Movie Screensavers on the Internet


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