Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Florida Teacher Voyeur Nabbed. Cops: Golf coach spied female students from gym ceiling perch


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Superman in "Billion Dollar Limited", a cartoon from the WW2 era. Two more follow.


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Superman in Electric Earthquake


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Superman in The Mechanical Monsters


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Lots of new pics in Batman Begins. I'll say this for 'em. In order to create an official web site, they hired a webmaster who knows his shit.


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Letterman's Top Ten Questions Congress Forgot To Ask Baseball Players. My favorite: "Why don't the Mets take performance-enhancing drugs?"


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David Spade wearing the penis nose as he impersonates Owen Wilson


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Weekly World News reveals: TOP CIA INTERROGATOR IS AN S&M DOMINATRIX


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"The Pat O'Brien Voicemail (.wma format), in which the television host is heard telling some woman exactly what he wants through what we're guessing is more of a chemical haze than Kuwait saw in all of the 90s."


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X-RATED - Adult movie posters of the 60s and 70s. (This may be a repeat, but since I can't remember, no harm in doing it one more time.)


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Mischa Barton now appears on two O.C.s, the second one being Other Crap. And this time she's topless.


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Ice Princess Michelle Trachtenberg shows off some of the royal jewels.


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Guys and Dolls: A complete recap of the music portion of SXSW


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"Lowell" will be the new Spiderman baddie. Reaching past some of the better known villains like Kingpin and Shocker, Church will play "Dumb smirky guy", a villain whose superpowers involve complete control over gallstones.


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From our "be still, my beating heart" department: Affleck to make directorial debut.


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Giant Colon Teaches Cancer Prevention. Wow, the world really is getting politically correct. In my day, we just called our health teacher a "big asshole." I have to admit "giant colon" sounds better.


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"The Roller Cycle, personal power accelerator, puts you on the cutting edge of inline skating and skateboarding with a 1.5 horsepower engine propelling you safely up to 25 MPH"


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Police flush out three suspects in pursuit of Albanian Toilet Gang. They had previously been known as the Estonian Toilet Gang until Estonia's toilet got clogged up.


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The Credit Card Prank II - does anyone ever check to see if the signatures match?


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GOVERNMENT OF ESTONIA COLLAPSES, both guys resign.


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No bull: animal rights group to stage 'running of the nudes'


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'Python's Spamalot' wows audience." The best thing about the article is the picture of the five surviving Pythons, who were all there for opening night. (The sixth, Graham Chapman, has been dead for 15 years.)


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Parker Bowles Doesn't Want to Be Queen, will instead take the title of "Royal and Ancient Scullery Maid."


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Bonds says he may miss this entire season following knee surgery. Given the fact that Barry is full of beans, I wouldn't place much money on this bet.


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A new reality show will see pop acts from the 70s, 80s and 90s battling it out for the public vote. Sorry, but I didn't see Terry Jacks on the list, presumably because he skinned his heart.


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Sandra Bullock discusses the sexy power of shooting an automatic weapon, and the impressive size of her weapon compared to Jon Stewart's tiny one.


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Senior Daily Show Ethicist Dr. Stephen Colbert weighs in with his near-expert opinion on the Schiavo controversy.


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Jon Stewart looks at our Senate's "Commitment to life"


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The Daily Show's Bob Wiltfong profiles a man working hard to legalize gay marriage, just so he can oppose it.


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A gallery of walls with stuff written on


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US FDA Defect Action Level Handbook. Scroll down to the acceptable limits in food and find the wonderful facts about the tolerance levels for insect and rodent fragments.


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Does anyone remember a DC comic called Brother Power The Geek?(December 1968)


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GALLUP: Public Overwhelmingly Supports Removal of Feeding Tube for Terri Schiavo


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Uncle Scoopy's Guest House features Luther the Geek today. Strange movie. I thought it was laughably bad, but the genre sites seem to love it. The link goes to my comments and, more important, to some nekkid pics of Stacy Haiduk (Lana Lang in TV's Superboy). The Luther the Geek DVD includes a lot of outtake footage, much of which involves Ms Haiduk without her clothing, and that includes full rear shots and partial lower frontals which were not seen in the previous releases of the film.


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Tom Waits on his most cherished albums of all time


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Mohamed Fayed is on a charm offensive, albeit in his own unique fashion.
  • In a Channel 4 documentary next week, he calls Prince Philip, 'a sick, diseased German Nazi bastard from nowhere' and 'a murderer.' He describes some members of the Cabinet as 'cocksuckers' (but only the ones he likes), dismisses Tony Blair as 'a failed lawyer', and asks rhetorically how Prince Charles can sleep with a woman 'who looks like a crocodile'."
  • He may have a point on that crocodile thing.


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Sex doesn't sell. Serious, adult sexuality, at least, is a turn-off for movie audiences. "Increasingly, if a movie is rated R," says producer John Goldwyn, "audiences won't go."


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Here is the Fantastic Four footage that was shown at Showest


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WEHT.net: The Online Compendium of 'What Ever Happened To' and 'Where Are They Now?


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The Art of James Bond


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Urban Legend: Photograph shows a 12-foot-long, 1000-lb. hog dubbed 'Hogzilla.' {{{}}} Status: Real photo; inaccurate description.


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The Beer Can House in Houston will be restored because it is considered "national folk art." You poor Europeans, with your prissy museums and castles. Come here to Texas and we'll show you what REAL folk art looks like. And it tastes as good as it looks!


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Camilla Parker Bowles will, by law, automatically become queen when (and if) Charles is crowned.


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A trailer and a whole bunch of other crap about Valiant, including several clips, "le teaser", and "le making of" ...
  • "The animated comedy tells the story of a lowly wood pigeon named Valiant, who overcomes his small size to become a hero in Great Britain's Royal Air Force Homing Pigeon Service during World War II. The RHPS advanced the Allied cause by flying vital messages about enemy movements across the English Channel, while evading brutal attacks by the enemy's Falcon brigade."
  • If you run into an ad, click on "Passer la publicit√©" to ... um ... pass by the publicity. See, French isn't so hard.


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Here's a new clip and McConaughey's blog from Sahara. This is Matthew's attempt to be a new version of Indiana Jones. Who knows? He may just have enough laid-back charm to pull it off. Steve Zahn is his comical sidekick.


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The trailer for The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
  • I don't know what this is about, but I know it's a PG story about four 16 year old girls, so I'm gonna take a wild guess that it isn't a sequel to Leon: The Professional.


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The trailers and two new clips from Kung Fu Hustle
  • "A hapless wanna be gangster, Sing, must overcome his inability to wield a knife and demonstrate his mettle in order to become a member of the notorious Axe Gang. The Axe Gang, meanwhile, want to reign supreme by occupying the most coveted territory, which is a sacred street protected by an unlikely cast of characters, many of whom are highly skilled kung fu masters disguised as ordinary people. After several encounters with thugs and a fearsome adversary known as the Beast, Sing overcomes his inadequacy and realizes he is the greatest kung fu master of them all, destined to protect the sacred street."


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The trailer for the all-black version of The Honeymooners
  • It has the usual plot: Bus driver Ralph Kramden (Cedric the Entertainer) and sewer worker Ed Norton (Mike Epps) hatch a get-rich-quick scheme to get them out of Brooklyn and onto easy street. Standing by their husbands are devoted wives Alice (Gabrielle Union) and Trixie (Regina Hall), who help their guys make ends meet by waitressing at a neighborhood diner.


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"Cock o' lada - The first drink out of a cocktube" Sounds like a horny Eastern European car.


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I, Ron Jeremy (Ron Jeremy's blog. It's actually kinda cool, in a goofy Ron Jeremy kind of way.)


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