Thursday, March 24, 2005

Over the years, The St. Petersburg Times has published about 500 articles about Terri Schiavo. Here is the first one, which appeared almost 15 years ago, on Nov. 15, 1990.


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West Virginia makes the Elite Eight for the first time since Jerry West was in uniform. Bobby Knight will have to wait at least another year for his big comeback, but he did a great job with Texas Tech this year.


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Japanese develop breast enlargement gum.


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Letterman's "Top Ten Slogans For The Breast Enlargement Gum"


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The dream is over for the Wisconsin Milwaukee Beerdudes. They made a great showing. At one point it was 58-51, but in the final tally, Illinois had too many weapons for the Fightin' Cheeseaters.


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Say sayonara to the Washington Huskies.


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Banks being robbed by a Michael Moore impersonator. Now THAT is a crook with a sense of humor. Soon to be a Luc Besson movie.


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Conan O'Brien presents the Recliner of Rage. This is an odd concept.


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In case you were wondering after last night's South park, Matt and Trey did NOT make Wing up. She is a real person, and her singing is ... unique ... (exactly as pictured on the show, if you can believe it). WingTunes.com


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I must say Bobby Fischer is looking marvelous!


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Canada just says "no" to the DMCA. The link provides a complete analysis of their new copyright reform legislation.


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Mozilla Firefox 1.0.2 is ready. (Basically security fixes to 1.0.1)


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Why is spam still around? Simple: one person in three has clicked on a link in a spam e-mail, and one in ten has actually bought something!! "If no-one responded to junk e-mail and didn't buy products sold in this way, then spam would be as extinct as the dinosaurs."


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Borowitz: REPORTER RETIRES; BLAMES BARRY BONDS. Slugger Pushed Him Over the Edge, Baseball Journalist Says


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Here's a follow-up to the story of Santa and the Playmate, this time with pictures. A lot has changed since the Playboy issue of April 1989. Santa, however, is looking a lot younger and thinner than I remember him. How does he eat cookies at every house and still stay so slim?


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Your Easter assignment - review Bill Hicks's comments on Easter. (Sixth one down). The site has other unpublished Hicks routines as well.


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"Hulk" Hogan officialy loses the right to use the word "Hulk". He will henceforth be known as "Ben" Hogan.


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The government finally indicts an important terrorist. " ... her client was using the laser to look at stars with his daughter when a plane was hit by the beam."


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Weekly World News: "TEEN HORRIFIED AFTER DOWNLOADING SKIN FLICK AND DISCOVERING... MOM AND DAD ARE PORNO STARS!" Wait - Thora Birch is still a teen?


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A 'big, clumsy horse' has made racing history by winning a race at odds of 200-1. Hold those tickets, however. She isn't queen yet.


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The Daily Show takes responsibility for Barry Bonds's pain, and looks back at their Mess o' Potamia coverage.


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Kyrgyz leader flees country. He's probably just in Hawaii, looking for some extra vowels at Kaaui Luanahaa.


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A penis double has sparked a new controversy for VINCENT GALLO's BROWN BUNNY movie - claiming he hasn't been paid for letting CHLOE SEVIGNY perform fellatio on him in the film. I can't tell whether this article is kidding.


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Barry Bonds finds another way to say "I might be getting a bit smaller without steroids": "But there has to come a time when I take some of this (muscular) weight off and forget what other people think or want me to do. If I want to live until I'm 80 years old, I'm going to have to become a leaner-type, cardio-type individual who keeps his heart rate up."


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Los Angeles District Attorney Steve Cooley says jurors who acquitted actor Robert Blake of murder are 'incredibly stupid.' As I recall, and it has been some time now so I may have forgotten, he is the guy who couldn't convince some normal people that an obviously guilty man was guilty. So who's the dummy?


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James Berardinelli's Review of Sin City.
  • He loved it
  • " ... there's plenty of nudity: Jamie King bears her breasts and Carla Gugino spends about 50% of her limited screen time wearing little or nothing. (Alba apparently attended the same stripper school as Natalie Portman - the one where the clothing stays on.) I'm glad Rodriguez stuck to his guns; a PG-13 version of Sin City would have been a crime. The one that exists is a pleasure."



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Steven Spielberg will NOT be directing the new Baywatch film for Dreamworks. They would like to announce that he will also NOT be directing:
  • Bill and Ted's Heinous Heist
  • Leonard, Part 7
  • Anal Intruders #68 and #70 (there is no #69 because it is all anal)
  • Doug's Second Movie
  • Matthew Lillard: A Man and His Movies
  • Arthur 3: Shaken, not Stirred
  • Burn, Hollywood, Burn Again: A Steven Spielberg Film
  • Still Can't Stop the Music
  • Cooler Than Ice
  • Gymkata II
  • It's Pat Again!
  • Plan 13 From Outer Space
  • Pedos: the Foot of Fate
  • Police Academy 8: The Bogota Beat
  • Wilder Wilder West
  • Dirty Dancing Three: The Bo Bolero


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I was disappointed that I couldn't get Speilberg to direct the epic "Plan 13 From Outer Space" but I am going to go into discussion with a local (Olympia WA) filmmaker, Mark Sabourin, about directing this movie. The cast list at http://voices.fuzzy.com/show.idc?show_id=9842 is no longer accurate; Woody Longacre will no longer be played by Filli Delphi, but the rest remain committed to the project.

 


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Even if your kids are really tired of their toys, you probably still won't want to consider the Third Reich action figures! There's even one of the rotund Goering in his powder blue Luftwaffe suit.


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Guitarist Rod Price of Foghat Dies at 57


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Sears and K-Mart shareholders have approved their merger.


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Barney Martin, Jerry's Dad On 'Seinfeld,' Dies


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M. Night Shyamalan has decided to ditch Disney. "The Oscar-nominated helmer has announced he's leaving the Mouse House, where he built his reputation as one of Hollywood's most bankable directors, to make his next spookfest at Warner Bros."


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A journey through the time portal back to the fashion magazine advertisements of the 1960s and 70s.
  • "The beauty of practically anything relating to popular culture is that it looks absolutely stupid in thirty or forty years. The cases you're about to see, though, were probably stupid to begin with. Their ridiculousness has only been compounded by time."


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Jurors in Michael Jackson's child-molestation trial sat through an hour-long barrage of porn Wednesday, all of it seized in a police search of the pop star's home. Michael owns copies of "Plumpers and Big Women" and "Over 50"? What does that have to do with this case? Jacko uses pictures of fat old women to turn on little kids?


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Jolie sizzles atop 'FHM' sexiest list. (The link includes the entire list.) Jessica Alba is at #22. Check in again next year - I predict an improvement.


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The Three Stooges in "Disorder in the Court." Nyuck, nyuck!


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Ron Howard will direct The Serpent and the Eagle. The epic story, which originated at Universal, details the Spanish conquest of Mexico in 1520. Opie will also direct every other big budget movie between now and the end of time


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Here is a second trailer for Cinderella Man the Ron Howard boxing film with Russell Crowe. Russell may be a major league douchebag, but that guy can act, and he has some incredible presence on screen.


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I can't imagine why you would want to see this, but the trailer for 'Bewitched' is finally here. To be fair, the trailer seems kind of funny, in a "trying way too hard" kind of way.


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Four new clips from Sin City (four bottom links). If you don't know what this is, you ain't been payin' attention, amigo! Opens April 1.


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A trailer and clip from Kontroll
  • "The massive labyrinthine netherworld that is the Budapest subway system provides the stunning setting for 'Kontroll,' a high style, high speed romantic thriller in which the lives of assorted outcasts, lovers, and dreamers intersect and collide, and where one handsome young hero, one mysterious maiden, and one particularly nasty killer must conduct a race against time, trains, and destiny itself in their frantic pursuit of one another. 'Kontroll' was awarded the 23rd Prix de la Jeunesse presented in the Un Certain Regard section at the 2004 Cannes Film Festival, was Hungary's most successful film in the domestic box office in 2003 and is the country's official foreign language entry into the 2005 Academy Awards."


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Three new clips from Fever Pitch (Farrelly Brothers film about the Red Sox with Drew and Fallon)


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Two new clips from Beauty Shop


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This week's movies: D.E.B.S. - only on 45 screens - 40% positive reviews. I didn't realize that D.E.B.S. is supposed to be a spoof of girl power films. Most reviewers said that many individual scenes are funny but there is no glue to hold it together. On the other hand, the one major reviewer who saw it, Owen Gleiberman, basically said it sucked canal water and gave it his lowest grade (F).


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This week's films: Guess Who - 3200 screens - a suprisingly high 54% positive reviews. General consensus: the film is actually NOT a reversal of Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, but more of another take on Meet the Parents, with Bernie Mac as DeNiro. Bernie Mac was praised for his portrayal and Ashton Kutcher received a perfect attendance award for showing up in all of his scenes.


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This week's films: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous - 11% good reviews - 3200 screens.


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Weekly World News: "TOPLESS PSYCHIATRIST TURNS GEEKS INTO STUDS -- WITH NIP-NOTISM"


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Singer Whitney Houston Enters Rehab Again


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Wacko nutjob Bobby Fischer heads to Iceland.


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Today in Uncle Scoopy's Guest House: Annete Bening in Being Julia


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