Friday, March 25, 2005

A Texas lawyer was arrested yesterday and charged with offering to provide legal services in exchange for a sex act and some hot girl-on-girl action. And the worst part is he's my lawyer!
  • He isn't really, but he's on our school board and lives a stone's throw away, assuming you have a helluvan arm. His daughter was a state champion in gymnastics at my daughter's high school.


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The Hair Archives is a website devoted to vintage hair fashion.


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What happens when you mix canned corn with trailer trash and obesity? The oddest porno pic of the day.


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From New York with love. Scotty da Blue Bunny wishes youse a Happy Fuckin' Easter


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Hey Kids! Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior and Get a Free PlayStation 2!


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Landover Baptist has an especially devout Easter edition. Easter Bunny Bludgeoned to Death Before Cheering Crowd of Christian Children


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iowahawk: Redneck Haiku

Naked in repose

Silvery silhouette girls

Adorn my mudflaps




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Script Review of the new Superdude movie.


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The official site for The Office includes a deleted scene.


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Mischa Barton as Wonder Woman??? I don't know if WW can have an accent, but if so, I vote for Monica Bellucci.


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Charlie Sheen is furious that friends of his estranged wife, Denise Richards, have been telling Us Weekly he has a sex, drug and gambling problem.
  • Richards' pals say Sheen paid a hooker $15,000 for sex, gambled away up to $400,000, and has been using prescription drugs.
  • I call shenanigans on that. OK, the rest might be true, but Charlie would never go over twelve large for a 'tute.


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Play ball! Underwear maker celebrates new Japanese baseball team with special bra.


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Vampire bats run on the ground. And they never drink ... wine.


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Tom Sizemore sentenced to 17 months in jail for drug-related charges. The judge rules that Sizemore could serve all 17 months, or that he and Michael Madsen can serve 8 1/2 months each.


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A trailer and five clips from The Edukators
  • Jan, Peter and Jule are living out their rebellious youth. They are united by their passion to change the state of the world. Jan and Peter become "The Edukators," mysterious perpetrators who non-violently warn the local rich their "days of plenty are numbered." Complications follow when vulnerable Jule ends up falling for both young men. Reckless choices result in danger. An operation gone wrong and what was never intended to be a kidnapping brings the three young idealists face-to-face with the values of the generation in power.


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WhiteHouseTapes.org :: The secret White House tapes and recordings of Presidents Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Roosevelt, Truman, and Eisenhower


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Optical Illusions


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No quiero Taco Bell.: "A southwest Florida woman was sentenced to 30 days in jail for killing her neighbor's Chihuahua with a shotgun, telling the dog's owner in court that she was scared when it attacked her."


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President Bush's approval drops to an all-time low. (Gas prices are seen as the cause.)


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On the Daily Show's Plague-O-Meter, bird flu is somewhere between Monkeypoxy and Downright SARSish.


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Jon Stewart and Ozzy Osbourne discuss the true Prince of Darkness, Dr. Phil


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The Daily Show's Senior War Correspondent Steve Carell is back after being imbedded for over two years.


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Sin City is sitting on 100% positive at the moment. And these are not kinda good reviews, but deliriously happy reviewers.


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T-rex find could bring Jurassic Park to life! FASCINATING SIDEBAR: the most similar modern animal to a T-Rex is an Ostrich.


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Today in Uncle Scoopy's Guest House - Diane Lane in Descending Angel


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The headline of the day comes early: Swiss Fighting Cows Face Drug Test. So in Switzerland you can attend a cow fight? Kinda handy. You don't really need a drink vendor in the stadium - if you're thirsty, just milk the contestants. Man that sounds so good I can't believe they don't mention it in the tourist brochures. "Let's get ready for some cow stomachs to RUMBLE." For sheer fightin' spirit, Rocky had the eye of the tiger, but Switzerland has the cold, lifeless stare of the dairy cow.


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