Sunday, March 27, 2005

THE WORLD'S UGLIEST CAR IS RESTORED


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Los Angeles International Airport - actual air traffic control monitor. I do NOT want to be an air traffic controller.


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CBC: the 50 greatest Canadian songs of all time. Surprisingly, only about 42 of them are by Gordon Lightfoot.


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What a game! Michigan State defeats Kentucky in double OT. You think those Michigan kids might be excited? They have now defeated Duke and Kentucky, the top two seeds in their region, back to back.


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FilmJerk.com's Early Report for March 27, 2005


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RT: The six 2005 movies which have received positive reviews from fewer than 10% of the critics. The champ? Ewe Boll's Alone in the Dark with 1%. (One positive review out of 96 - from a source called Eclipse Magazine)


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Hear an actual recording of a woman in Los Angeles calling 911 to complain about Burger King not giving her a correct Western Barbecue Burger order.
  • What?? If that isn't an emergency, then what is? Oh, wait. I know. The dispatcher said that the police wouldn't send anyone over a cheeseburger. But I'll bet it would have been an emergency if she wanted a Whopper and she couldn't have it her way!


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Tinfoil hat site of the day: Gillette takes a picture of you when you buy their shaving products. Yeah, I'm sure they have a lot of use for my picture. They probably have fun photoshopping it on Brad Pitt's body. Oh, wait. That's what I do with it. Well, whatever.


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The teaser/trailer for Ice Age 2: The Meltdown


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Borowitz: IN RARE PUBLIC APPEARANCE, GOD BLASTS TOM DELAY. "Enough is Enough," says Almighty.
  • In His press conference, The Lord of Hosts responded to a question by saying, "I’m not prepared to take smiting off the table."


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"A suffering Pope John Paul II failed to voice a traditional Easter Sunday blessing for the first time in his 26-year pontificate."


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Ever wonder why adult bookstores don't display fully-inflated 'realistic' love dolls modeled after porn stars?


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America's most stolen vehicles.


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International Box Office: : 'Hitch,' and 'Constantine' are racing to be the first of the year to $100M. Hitch will take in more in the long run, but Constantine has been an international hit, doing considerably better internationally than domestically.


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Weekend Box Office: Guess Who is tops with $21 million. Miss Congeniality 2, The Ring 2, and Robots were in a virtual tie for second place, all hovering around $13-$14 million.


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Carmen Electra poses for "Maxim en Espanol" (Argentina)


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Jacko declares innocence, says he's victim of conspiracy.


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Wisconsin really made a game of it. It was 74-73 with two and a half minutes to play, but UNC finally took charge.


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Father Guido Sarducci's Easter sermon


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Happy Easter: Find Hundreds of 'Easter Eggs' Hidden Away in All Your Favorite Games and Programs, and Even DVDs


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The wit and wisdom of Mikey Scars, mob informant. How Stallone, Mickey Rourke, and the Knicks' Anthony Mason interfaced with the mob.


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"Wally the Wiener, a 25-foot penis, is not an appropriate teaching tool." I suppose that depends on what you are teaching, and to whom.


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Aussie pre-school teachers are acting as lunchbox police to help prevent childhood obesity. And with "Lunchbox Police", the WB fall line-up is complete.


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Today in Uncle Scoopy's Guest House: Kyra Sedgwick in The Woodsman.


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The sensitive, politically correct Jason Rivera casts his hat into the Terri Schiavo controversy.


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Bill Fillmaff's Secret System - You're Playing Poker. He's Playing Poker Right. I guess I should point out that fillmmaf is an anagram for flim-flam.


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Angelina and Maddox - check out the kid's hand!


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