Thursday, March 31, 2005

Play the nostalgic Dark Tower game online! The kids and I loved this game!


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Here's the trailer for Wedding Crashers (Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn)


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The first three minutes of Jet Li's Unleashed.


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What the hell is the Spanish Prime Minister doing to the Colombian ambassador in this photo?


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A Scots artist plans to create a sculpture of a nude woman with 100ft breasts. Or maybe he'll just have Lisa Marie stand on a moor.


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Spielberg worked on Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith.


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Glen Morgan (creator of one of our cult favorites, Final Destination) will write and direct a remake 1974's Black Christmas.


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Koppel to leave ABC News adfter 25 years on Nightline, and 42 years with the network. His next project: Ted Koppel's Retro Disco Inferno for VH1. "Get up and boogie! (That's right!)"


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The Fifty Most Loathsome New Yorkers. Ya really gotta ♡ NY if Donald Trump does not make the "50 most loathsome" list!


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Borowitz: BORDER CONTROL JOBS OUTSOURCED TO MEXICO. Possible Setback for Homeland Security, Critics Say


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Spears Lashes Out at Tabloids Over Pregnancy Rumors. Tellingly, she never denied them!


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Michael Jackson wins 'Most Foolish American' title for third consecutive time


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Pope JP II is given last rites. They really need give that sacrament a new nickname. (Its formal name is Extreme Unction, which sounds like an MTV show that sucks up to celebrities. "Many shows are unctuous, but only Carson Daly's Extreme Unction is extremely unctuous. It's totally rad, dudes!") But that confusing term still beats the hell out of "Last" Rites, which sounds as foreboding as when the airlines tell you that New York is your "final destination." The administration of the sacrament does not (necessarily) mean he is dying, and it does not mean there will be no funeral rites. Often, there are many more rites after last rites. In the case of a dying pope, the rites are just beginning!


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Gasoline costs $2.75 in Iraq - to fill a 22 gallon tank with high test at the full-service pumps! How can it be so cheap? Thank the American taxpayers, who are paying $1.50 per gallon to buy it from Kuwait so it can be given away in Iraq! (Iraq has vast fuel reserves, but miniscule refining capacity.)


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Weekly World News: "GIRL SUES PARENTS BECAUSE SHE'S UGLY"


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MrTwig's site has the new SouthPark episode. This is basically Trey and Matt's take on the Terri Schiavo controversy.


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Well, baseball's annual most important question has already been answered. Juan Gon beats Griffey to the DL! Many people are saying that Griffey cheated, because he does not play on rainy days, but I figure a win is a win.


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Lara Croft gets breast reduction surgery.


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The Braveheart Sword wielded by William Wallace leaves Scotland for the first time in more than 700 years.


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Fifteen great scenes in bad movies.


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Hanoi Jane Fonda now says she betrayed American troops in 1972, when she visited an anti-aircraft gun site in North Vietnam. Just in case you're thinking about forgiving her, the actress said she does not regret making broadcasts on Radio Hanoi.


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Surreal life adds Balki to Canseco/Omarosa lineup! (I think adding both Balki and "Kozeen Larry" would have been even better.)


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Prince Albert Assumes Monaco Royal Powers. The new ruler of Monaco assured continuity in the royal line, with the exception that he will eschew the palace and live in a can.


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Comedian Mitch Hedberg, dead at 37. You can find a good bio and some brief clips on his page at Comedy Central.


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Terri Schiavo dies, aged 41


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Tired of waiting so long for those burgers? Try "lighting the grill with 3 gallons of liquid oxygen"


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Roger Ebert on Sin City (★★★★): "The new movie by Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller plays like a convention at the movie museum in Quentin Tarantino's subconscious."


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The story of the exploding whale. Not an urban legend. The sea was angry that day, my friends. Here is the video.
  • Speaking of an angry sea, I thought I would share some of my parenting tricks with you. My daughter came to me and asked if there was any "short cut" that can be used to help determine "right" and "wrong" behavior. Now I suppose most of you would have pointed her to The Golden Rule, which would have been the perfect answer, since it is both benign and exactly what she was looking for. But I pointed her to my own personal code of ethics, which is based on "WWGD?" Any ethical dilemma can be easily resolved by asking "What would George Costanza do in this situation?"


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Ellen Barkin sounds off on plastic surgery and nude scenes


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Ashton buys Demi a bracelet worth more than a quarter million dollars.


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World's oldest monkey dies at 53. A black spider monkey believed to be the world's oldest monkey has died in Japan, with a late-life love affair with a younger monkey seen as a clue to her longevity. Hey, it always worked for Cher.


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Charlotte Church embarrassed over boob pic from boyfriend's phone


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The State of Washington finally cracks down on Spam!


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Federline goes nuts in Vegas while Britney knits baby booties at home.


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Uranus is 'responsible' for sea quakes, so stop flushing so god-damned much.


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Status-Conscious Monkeys Shed Light on Human Celeb/Sex Obsessions. Monkeys will "pay" their favorite drink treats to see pictures of monkey butts or to buy pictures of celebs. Except of course for Ben Affleck.


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Woman Sells Her Name on EBay for $15K. Can you guess the buyer? Goldenpalace.com


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Spring break gone wild. "In this digital age, everyone's a potential amateur pornographer poised to turn a few seconds of immaturity into a lifetime of Web-based infamy."


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also links to the most boring spring break pics ever!

 

The Cannibal Flesh Donor Program


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omg111!!11 this is the cooolest site ever. I'm gunna register and donate my body.

 

BigHoaxes.com - Hoaxes, Scams, & Urban Myths
  • "Have you ever been duped?
    Of course, we all have! This site contains every single hoax ever created. Find all the hoaxes you or someone else has fallen for."
  • Well, I don't know about such a sweeping claim, but it's some good reading.


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Court TV Restructures for Young Viewers. Music videos about crime scenes! In-depth coverage of Spring Break crimes! Hilarity ensues when Ashton Kutcher poses as a judge and sentences Hillary Swank to death for her orange-smuggling! Crime scene analysis by the beautiful Jessical Alba! Court TV is where it's happenin', kids!


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