Friday, April 01, 2005

Scientist impregnates beluga whale. He was just warming up for his date with Kirstie Alley.


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Various ways in which websites marked April Fool's day this year. Some good stuff!


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Letterman's Top Ten Signs You're Not Getting Enough Sleep


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CrazyIllusion.com - An Astounding Optical Illusion


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Vince Vaughn will join David O. Russell's next project, as the wiseass host of a radio call-in show "whose life gets turned upside down when he starts becoming his callers." Whatever that means.


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Kiki, lookin' mighty sexy!


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The Pat O'Brien re-mix - cuz he's one groovy cat.


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Europe's new cigarette pack warnings. (Let me point out that Larry Flynt was doing this 15-20 years ago and everyone thought it was gross.)


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A good, non-religious reason to avoid pork - Carl's Poo-Eating Pigs


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Both trailers for Turtles Can Fly
  • "'Turtles Can Fly' is the third feature from internationally acclaimed Iranian filmmaker Bahman Ghobadi ('A Time For Drunken Horses'). Written, directed and produced by Ghobadi, the film features of cast of local non-actor children."


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The trailer and four clips from Walk on Water
  • "'Walk on Water' follows Eyal, a fierce Mossad agent (Lior Ashkenazi of 'Late Marriage') and second-generation Holocaust survivor on assignment to track down an aging Nazi war criminal, Alfred Himmelman. Posing as a tour guide, Eyal befriends Himmelman's German grandchildren in Tel Aviv: Pia and her openly gay brother, Axel. What begins as a deceptive mission evolves into a deeply personal and political journey of conflicting ideologies, changing Eyal's view of the world forever."


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Hootie J. Blowfish sings about chicken sandwiches.


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Ms. Wheelchair Wisconsin Stripped Of Crown For Standing Up. In fact, around midnight on St Patrick's Day, she's the only person in Wisconsin who can stand up.


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PC gone rampant - Cookie Monster eats sensible snacks.


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This is awesome - the dialogue in Closer compared to the meaning of the Chinese subtitles on a pirated DVD.


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Passing the Big Hat - How a new Pope is Elected


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Just to show you can bet on just about anything: Betting Odds on the new pope


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Weekly World News weighs in on the legend that is Hogzilla


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What's Up With Wrestlemania XXI. I actually attended one of these! It was the one that was held in three different areas, and I saw the portion in the Nassau Coliseum - featuring a "boxing" match between Mr T and a man who was not only my favorite wrestler, but my favorite movie star as well, Roddy Piper. Other 80s icons were present, like George The Animal Steele, The Macho Man, Jake the Snake, and The Magnificent Muraco. (Who can forget his incredible performances in Fuji Vice?)


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Hacked. It mat be over by the time you read this, but the satirical Landover Baptist now automatically forwards to the American Decency Association, and smart-alecky Whitehouse.org just produces some weird, illiterate crap with links to "Conservative Punk"


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One-Eyed Bob's Inappropriate Toys for Children.
  • Did he test them personally? Why do you think they call him one-eyed Bob?
  • (I'll bet he tested the Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!)


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Hunkin's Experiments (over 200 home experiments)


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The Museum of Hoaxes presents: The 10 WORST April Fool's Day Hoaxes Ever. (For the best, see below.)


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The Museum of Hoaxes presents the Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time


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Classic April Fools jokes as presented by the fans of PressAnyKey


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Pat Buchanan gets his salad tossed


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The Smoking Gun: American Idol Finalist's Violence Rap


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Bond. James Bond.

The new James Bond has finally been chosen, and it's a dark horse - former Philly firstbaseman John Kruk!

All kidding aside, they have finally made a choice. It is an actor named Matthew Goode, a very clean-cut and handsome kid in his late 20s. Here's a picture and interview.


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100 Better Ways to Leave Your Lover


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JoBlo breaks a huge scoop: Fincher is currently directing EI8HT.
  • "David Fincher is currently shooting a sequel to his first major hit from 1996, SE7EN, starring the same two men from the original, Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman, in what is tentatively known on the set as EI8HT. Our source from the set, who asked to be called Jimmy Doe, told us that every single person working on the film had to sign NDAs (Non-Disclosure Agreements) so that the project would be as secretive as possible."
  • LOTS more detail on the linked page.


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THREE INCHES OF THUNDER: Confessions of an ill-equipped man whore.


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PETA to Target Star Jones Reynolds. Geez! Who do ya root for? This is why Vince McMahon rarely pits baddies against one another.


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'Sin City': 7 deadly sins. Director Robert Rodriguez "simply ran out of rules to break."


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Remixing vintage pulp fiction art as commentary about our mixed-up world. I know that sounds pretentious and boring, but it is not. It's actually quite a good concept once you get into it, and some of it is very well realized.


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