Friday, April 08, 2005

The Daily Show: "This is a time for reflection... on how to use the pope's death to further your own agenda."


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Daily Show: The death of the pope prompts tributes from around the world from crazed Brazilians to... Castro???


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Weekly World News: "SCIENTIST FINDS WOMEN'S "ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS" GENE


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President Bush's Requisite Kind Words Expressing Sincere Protestant Non-Delight Over the Death of Pope John Paul II. - WHITEHOUSE.ORG.
  • I understand the President offered his sincerest condolences to the Pope's wife and children.


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A new "Kingdom of Heaven" featurette


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Headline says it all: "Acting River Grove mayor defeats genital-piercing rival"


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A secret, hidden power of Google: Tech-Recipes.com - Use Google to Find Free MP3s, WMAs, OGGs, and Other Music Files


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Jacko trial: DA's Witnesses Admit Lying. I knew this was going to happen. The DA couldn't resist the temptation to put a whole bunch of lyin' scumbags on the stand. Jacko's future: par-tay with OJ.


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The Punk Group Kill Allen Wrench keeps souvenir obscene pictures of their groupies


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The Register gets my nod for Headline o' the Day - "Promotional penis pops up on eBay"


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Five clips from Down and Derby, the comedy about parental involvement in the Pinewood Derby


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The trailer and two clips from A Lot Like Love, Ashton Kutcher's new romantic comedy.


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The Daily Show asks "How exactly do you market a plan that doesn't exist?"


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New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman talks to Jon Stewart about his new book 'The World is Flat.'


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The Daily Show's Rob Corddry makes a poignant and pointless visit to that kid with the really big head.


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Paul Weitz to direct "Another Bullshit Night in Suck City," also known as Dirty Dancing 3: Suck City Nights


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The Daily Show wins a Peabody. In a related story, the Imaginary Peabody went to Bill O'Reilly for the fifth straight year.


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Borowitz: "BONO'S COMMENT ABOUT POPE SETS OFF CHAIN REACTION OF STRAINED METAPHORS. Thousands of Celebrities Offer Self-Absorbed Eulogies"
  • "Elsewhere, singer Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline will star in a new reality show in which viewers will be invited to vote one of them out of the marriage."


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Who are Australia's Wealthiest Entertainers? - Russell Crowe? Nicole Kidman? AC/DC? Nah! It's the immortal Wiggles.


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Clooney lined up to romance Blanchett in new Soderbergh film. Whatever it was that Soderbergh once had, he seems to be struggling to find it again.


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On would-be wedding day, Prince Chuck attends Papal funeral and Camilla runs at Epson Downs


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"This is the list of "naughty" words not allowed on personalized jerseys at the NFL Shop. They were extracted from a java script list found on the NFL Shop site.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, I can oder "teabagger." Can't wait...

 

Prince Weds; World Shrugs


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The Book of Ratings scores the stuff you can buy from The Dollar Store


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Keira Knightley practices her sword work for Pirates of the Caribbean 2


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The part of young James Bond will be played by Horatio Sanz! Seriously, I have found that ALL James Bond stories are outright lies. Now we find out that Orlando Bloom is NOT playing young James Bond


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

get a life