Saturday, April 16, 2005

When I was a kid, you couldn't learn about sex at all. Now? Open internet. Animated .gifs for most common positions. Good trend or bad? Beats me. Different, though.


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Unintentionally sexual Star Wars coloring book


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The State Department decided to stop publishing an annual report on international terrorism after the government's top terrorism center concluded that there were more terrorist attacks in 2004 than in any year since 1985. Using similar logic, the administration has also decided to suspend publication of the annual budget.


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Interesting thought piece: "Does Scalia Sodomize His Wife?"


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Brandon Routh as Clark Kent


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Admiral, I shrunk the spy plane. The Navy tests an airplane about the size of a magazine.


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Crazy card trick


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Deadwood HBO Series - Facts & Fiction


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The Architecture of Moscow from the 1930s to the early 1950s. Unrealized projects.


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Pinocchia - the nose fetish site


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A Frenchman writes about a psychosis in the French soul: "the French allergy to all things American is a national psychosis which today tells us more about the condition of France than it does about the United States."




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A businessman has filed a $4 million lawsuit against a California studio that is working on an unreleased movie starring Burt Reynolds and Raquel Welch. Unfortunately, attending court will require him to time-travel to 1975.


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Wesley Snipes Sues NYC Over Paternity Test.
  • The federal suit seeks to nullify a March arrest warrant filed against the 42-year-old star of the "Blade" trilogy by a New York family court judge, who also is named in the suit. Snipes said in his suit that he never met the woman and claimed she was a "mentally ill former crack addict" who had made wild claims in the past involving celebrities such as Prince, Oprah Winfrey and former President Bill Clinton.
  • Although the laws of probability suggest that the charges against Clinton are probably true



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Nicole's presence at the premiere of The Interpreter was mentioned in Other Crap yesterday but the scene stealer was Sofia Hayat, who pretty much showed up with her ass bare.


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NY's Tribeca Launches its 4th Film Festival with a Splash


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Welcome to Uncyclopedia - The free encyclopedia of politically incorrect non-information.
  • Very funny, sometimes bizarre, sarcastic, and creative stuff, and as PI as they promise.
  • Don't miss the Bio and picture of Barbra Streisand. "Barbra achieved a high level of notoriety in 1992 when she published the book Sex, a collection of photography of her in sexually explicit positions involving her nose. Despite the controversy, it sold zero copies."



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Here's the trailer for Mysterious Skin
  • "The summer I was eight years old, five hours disappeared from my life. Five hours, lost, gone without a trace..." These are the words of Brian Lackey (Brady Corbet), a troubled 18 year-old, growing up in the stiflingly small town of Hutchinson, Kansas. Plagued by nightmares, Brian believes that he may have been the victim of an alien abduction. Local Neil McCormick (Joseph Gordon Levitt) however, is the ultimate beautiful outsider. With a loving but promiscuous mother (Elisabeth Shue), Neil is wise beyond his years and curious about his developing sexuality, having found what he perceived to be love from his Little League baseball coach (played by Hal Hartley veteran Bill Sage) at a very early age. Now, ten years later, Neil is a teenage hustler, nonchalant about the dangerous path his life is taking. Neil's pursuit of love leads him to New York City, while Brian's voyage of self discovery leads him to Neil – who helps him to unlock the dark secrets of their past. Based on the acclaimed novel by Scott Heim, "Mysterious Skin" explores the hearts and minds of two very different boys who come to find the key to their future happiness lies in the exorcism of their collective demons."


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Here is the new theatrical trailer from Kingdom Of Heaven


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The trailer and a clip from The Game of Their Lives
  • "From the creators of 'Rudy' and 'Hoosiers,' based on a true story, 'The Game of Their Lives' follows the U.S. National Soccer Team, which showed that with passion and commitment, anything is possible - even the greatest upset in the history of the World Cup."


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Cheney made bigger bucks than Bush in 2004


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The Daily Show looks at Iranian Lady Cops and other International Developments


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The Daily Show offers good news for pandemic fans, and a looks at a whole new attitude on Sesame Street. "


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Jon Stewart talks to David Duchovny


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Online Freedom of Speech Act Introduced in House


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Today in Uncle Scoopy's Guest House, the ridiculous "Sadistic Baron von Klaus"


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