Thursday, April 21, 2005

BBC: "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is not as bad as I had feared. Then again, it is not as good as I had hoped." " ... somewhere in the production process the crew has lost sight of the fundamental aspect of the books - they were immensely funny. "


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Sony Corp. and Toshiba Corp. are in talks to develop a common standard for next-generation DVDs and end a fierce battle over formats that has been threatening to stifle the industry's growth.


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As described by the submitter: "Outtakes from J-lo's 2001 Stuff photo shoot - no nudity, but does she ever look stupid!"


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Weekly World News: NEW FAT-FRIENDLY POTTIES ENDANGERING THE SKINNY!


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The trailer for Gilgamesh
  • "Over seven thousand years ago, before it was called Iraq, before it was called Persia, before the writing of the Old Testament, before the age of the Pharaohs, ..Assyria was that land between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers; home to the hated King Gilgamesh. Thru thousands of years, GILGAMESH has endured as the oldest and most revolutionary work of literature known to mankind. This first-ever epic follows the warrior-king from his divine rise to power to his victories and struggles with the Gods; risking life and love on his tumultuous quest to find the answers to happiness and immortality. What he found was much less mysterious than he ever expected.. and it was always there, right at his finger tips."
  • Fair warning: the director is the same guy who did Battlefield Earth


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Some new behind-the-scenes clips from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.


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The Saint Ralph trailer and six clips
  • ."Saint Ralph is the unlikely story of Ralph Walker, a ninth grader whose mother is in a coma. Hoping to create a miracle which will bring her back to health, Ralph outruns everyone's expectations except his own in his deluded quest to win the 1959 Boston Marathon."


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A new clip from the House of Wax remake.


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Banks sign the final deal to build the world's tallest building in Dubai. If you are curious about the 2300 foot hotel/apartment/office complex, Wikipedia has a pretty good summary of the project here.


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Ah, the wisdom of The Sun. Texting and emailing lowers your IQ by twice as much as smoking marijuana. Tests showed that tapping away on a mobile phone knocked ten points off a person's IQ rating.


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You better learn to program those DVD recorders and TIVO boxes, because the Britney and Kevin show debuts May 17th. (This is just a straight-faced promo announcement, but it plays out as unintentional parody. You have to see the graphics.)


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Darth Vader has his own blog now.


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The Daily Show: "DeLay Miserable"


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The Daily Show's Rob Corddry uncovers a scandal at Harvard (the Yale on the Charles).


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Jon Stewart and Dennis Miller discuss the new pope and the state of the Catholic Church.


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Three clips from Disaster! The Movie, a clay-animated spoof.


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LoveChess - the erotic chess game ... 'cuz nobody gets laid more than a chess master.


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Scientists Invent Undetectable Speed Detector


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The History of the Batmobile


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This is supposed to be Katie Holmes falling out of her dress. I like Katie, and I wish I had not seen this.


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That has to be the worst pic of Katie Holmes I have ever seen!!! She's still gorgeous though

 

You think Blade trinity sucked - a "bloody mess" with a "juvenile level of humor." You're not the only one. Wesley Snipes agrees with you. The difference? You only want your eight bucks back. Wesley wants a few million bucks. He must have bought a lot of tickets.


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Tech blogger cybersquats God's Rottweiler. "A Florida-based tech writer has pulled off a nice coup by acquiring BenedictXVI.com almost three weeks before Joseph Ratzinger ascended to the Papacy."


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Here is the trailer for Manderlay. This is the follow-up to Dogville from the noted Danish Nutcake, Lars von Trier


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The 900 Club - 28 people who have weighed 900 pounds or more. Actually, #28 snuck on the list with a near-anorexic 895.


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Oh, no. Bennifer Part 2. Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner said to be engaged. I'm convinced that Affleck is a marketing genius. With the exception of Madonna, has anyone in the entertainment business ever generated so much press with so little talent?


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POPE REQUESTS AUDIENCE WITH BONO. Calls Building Relationship With U2 Frontman "Job One"


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Did you know - Ron Jeremy is in Ghostbusters! No, he wasn't the Marshmallow Dude, just an uncredited extra used in a crowd scene. The Hedgehog has 892 credits at IMDb, but this is not one of them.


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Sanitizing films: Directors vs. censors


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British actress Kelly Brook has been named the world's sexiest woman by British readers of FHM magazine


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BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE's nude sex scenes have been cut from new film Mr And Mrs Smith. I didn't know that. The Sun is wise.


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Oops I Did It Again: The Original Louis Armstrong version


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Jessica Alba in Into the Blue. No words are sufficient. Just look at the pictures.


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New Pope already appearing on toast


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The dreaded INVISIBILITY CLOAK


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I know you're tired of seeing every e-mail about this topic in your in-box, but here's one legitimate way to get "Unbelievably huge Johnsons"


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Tobey Maguire has joined George Clooney and Cate Blanchett in The Good German, the Steven Soderbergh-directed adaptation of the Joseph Kanon novel.
  • The drama follows an American journalist (Clooney) drawn into a murder mystery in post-war Berlin, where he's searching for his wartime mistress (Blanchett). Maguire will play a seemingly innocent soldier who drives the journalist around town and has motives of his own.


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Why abstinence? Jesus says: "the keys to heaven are in your pants"


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U.S. WINS WAR ON OBESITY ‘Mission Accomplished,’ Says Bush, Sparking Nationwide Pig-out


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Woman opens fire in beauty salon parking lot after a disappointing haircut. You're allowed to do that? I hope Billy Ray Cyrus isn't armed!


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You can get a tax deduction by killing a rhino. If they extend that deduction to mosquitos, I'm gonna be the Bill Gates of Texas.


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Donald Trump caused that cruise ship to be struck by a freak wave. Geez, that man gets around.


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Blaming his faulty English, the Governator said he misspoke when he suggested that America's borders should be closed. He meant only that they should be closed to swarthy or mustachioed types, not to brawny, clean-cut, fair-skinned people.


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Washington renames King County to Martin Luther King Junior County. King County Junior College is now known as King Junior County Junior College, or King Jucojuco.


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Today in Uncle Scoopy's Guest House - Gillian Anderson in The Turning


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JoBlo talks to Kutcher and Peet about A Lot Like Love


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Wipeout Web Browser Trick - how to hack the Sony PSP and use it as a web browser! It's time-consuming, but not difficult to do, except for the guys who figured it out in the first place.


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Playboy offering photo galleries for the PSP!


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