Sunday, April 24, 2005

Some chick with a really great ass.


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The Coca Cola Bottles of the World Website


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David and Victoria Beckham failed in a last-minute legal attempt to stop the News of the World printing allegations by their former nanny, eventually published across seven pages in the paper's Sunday edition.


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FilmJerk's Early Report for April 24.


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The mysterious caption is "Norwegian Initiation" - not sure what they are getting initiated into, but it's a great rite of passage.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's the 'Russ', I suspect -- their annual graduation tradition.

 

Alessia Merz topless paparazzi pics


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The trailer for the French crime thriller A Tout De Suite
  • "Heroine Lili hangs up the phone after hearing her lover say 'We're coming right now,' she knows in her heart of hearts what she hadn't faced up to before: that this man she loves, this 'prince' from nowhere, is a hoodlum. He has just robbed a bank and a man got killed. It's the mid-1970s. Lili is nineteen years old. Right now, as if in a waking dream, she falls headlong from the tight, narrow space of her father's uptown apartment, where she provides refuge for her lover, into a weaving world of escape - Spain, Morocco, Greece - and from being an almost well-behaved girl into the life she's always wanted."


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Borowitz: BUSH ADMITS HE NO LONGER UNDERSTANDS HIS SOCIAL SECURITY PROPOSAL ... Orders Worldwide Manhunt to Find Someone Who Does


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The Interpreter takes the weekend box office with $22 million.
  • That performance is stronger than it sounds, because it opened against three other new movies in an unusually active week. New movies accounted for $40 million
  • As mentioned in an earlier link, Kung Fu Hustle managed only third among the new releases $7 million), and only fifth overall, despite great reviews and great results in the test markets.


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Country outlaw Donny Bob Rumsfeld makes an appearance at the Grand Ole Opry. Man, that sucker can fiddle!


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Vast fields of far-flung wreckage exist beneath the blue-green ocean off Hawaii. "It's like an obstacle course under water"


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BBC admits hecklers were "miked-up" during Tory speeches


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THE CONCLAVE IS MY BEAT, by Father Guido Sarducci


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Cars: the top ten Cold War clunkers


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CELEBRITY SKIN - literally. Also some celebrity poop and other bodily elements. Want to clone Crispin Glover in your basement? Here's your chance. (I think they are kidding, but who knows?)


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Historic Asylums: "America's Vanishing Historic Asylums, State Hospitals, Sanitariums, County Homes, Medical Hospitals, and Other Institutions."


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2000 Alternate Uses for Peanut Butter... and then some.


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Random Vin Diesel Facts - most or all of them silly!


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Teeny almost-escaped boobie from an Olson twin. Excuse me. Sorry about that yawn. She's not exactly Angelina Jolie, is she?


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

It no workie anymore. :( Mirror?

 


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http://www.olsen-twins-news.com/

 

Miss America to become an extreme "reality pageant"?
  • "How about Miss Arkansas in a cat fight with Miss Texas? Or Miss Alaska plotting with Miss Tennessee to get Miss Maine voted off the runway? Or a swimsuit contest featuring bikini-clad women walking the runway while covered in leeches?"


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Benny Hex turns out to be 'God's German Shepherd' rather than 'God's Rottweiler'
  • I don't know. At first I thought he was God's Alt Yeller, but now I'm thinkin' he might be God's Herr Snoopy.
  • I think we can be sure that he is God's Strained German Dog Metaphor
  • He and I would probably not get along, since I am known as God's Leg, or sometimes God's Fire Hydrant


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Last week's quotables from Conan's monologue. Some examples:
  • "A British television station has announced that it is planning to make a movie about the courtship of Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles. The movie is going to star Sir Ian McKlellan and Wilford Brimley"
  • "Later this month, the dress Judy Garland wore in 'The Wizard of Oz' will be auctioned off. Officials say the dress will be bought by an anonymous bidder who wishes to remain in the closet."


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Microsoft finally awakens and comes close to Beta on MSIE 7


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