Thursday, May 05, 2005

HERE'S WWN'S EXCLUSIVE LIST OF ... THE 25 MOST DISGUSTING THINGS EVER!


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Yo Mama's Internet Sex Video


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Musipedia: The Open Music Encyclopedia
  • They claim: "Musipedia uses the "Melodyhound" melody search engine. You can find and identify a tune even if the melody is all you know. You can whistle or sing it to the computer or directly use the Parsons code. To "name that tune", you don't need to know the key signature, exact rhythm, or intervals."
  • I didn't test it. Pressed for time. Let us know if it is cool!


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Borowitz: KIM JONG-IL FIRES MICHAEL JACKSON INTO SEA OF JAPAN ... Last-ditch Attempt to Grab World Headlines


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HOLLYWOOD MATH AND SCIENCE FILM CONSULTING


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A beta test of Content Based Image Retrieval. You're searching for an image by using a concept (or perhaps the URL of another image) rather than a keyword.


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Green Acres' Theme - in French (There are two .wav files at the bottom of the page, one French, one Anglais.)


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Cool fan film - prequel to the Matrix. (NOTE: it is 62 meg in size. This is a direct link to the film, so you should probably right click and save for maximum efficiency.)


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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith - is running 100% positive reviews so far, including some absolute raves! Universally praised as the best since The Empire Strikes Back, some say it is even better than any or the originals. Could it be true? If so, it could challenge Titanic's box office records.


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Burt Young has revealed he has been approached to play 007. Or maybe it was Burt Ward. Oops, I guess it was Daniel Craig.


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Abi Titmuss has revealed she would like to bed Britney Spears. Meanwhile, Abi is due to take part in a show called Celebrity Love Island which, I'm guessing, probably won't make me forget I, Claudius


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Bodypainting: another collection of painted neekkid bodies. (More than one reader has advised me that bodypainting is a favorite subject for skilled Photoshoppers, and that some of the pics we see are probably just regular old nudes with the pictures altered.)


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Weird Fortune Cookie Collection


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WebGardi.com adds two silly new pictures every day.


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New star added on Hollywood Walk of Fame


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

So this explains how Ryan Seacrest got his star!

 

Man shoots himself five times, then jumps off bridge.
  • The hospital reports that he is in satisfactory condition.
  • Just kiddin'. He's deader than Alicia Silverstone's career.
  • The story concludes, "A coroner's jury will make a final determination on the cause and manner of Carver's death." My question is this - how much more do we really need to know? OK, I know he was 67 years old, so maybe it is possible he died of old age.


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Conservatives ♥ South Park.
  • The book South Park Conservatives has rather inaccurately portrayed South Park's creators as sympathetic to conservatism. That is, of course, nonsense. They are not ideologues, but satirists. Their job is to make fun of people, to prick the bubble of pretension and hypocrisy wherever it occurs. Although they consider liberals fair game, they also consider conservatives fair game. They hate all ideologues. Indeed, they hate conservatives, although they hate liberals a little more.
  • One of the best conservative-bashing episodes was the one where various conservatives insisted that the Lord wanted Kenny to be kept alive with a feeding tube, while the Archangels looked on powerlessly and said things to one another like "I just talked to the Lord five minutes ago, and he actually wants the kid to die. Why do you think he was run over by a truck?"
  • In that same episode, Satan was asked how he could possibly manage to keep Kenny alive against the wishes of God himself, and the dark lord replied that he would do what he always does when he needs evil done on earth - call the Republicans!




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Anonymous Anonymous said...

In their own words, from a South Park Studios chat:

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fuge: are you two guys liberal or conservative? me and my freinds have had debates about this.

Trey: We avoid extremes but we hate liberals more than conservatives and we hate them.

Matt: I hate conservatives but I really fucking hate liberals.

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http://www.spscriptorium.com/SPinfo/010510SPStudiosChatWithMattAndTrey.htm

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some people have said that "South Park Conservatives" means socially liberal and politically conservative. This is similar to "Conservative NOT Republican" and "Republican Party Reptiles" The Platform of the Republican Party Reptile is "opposed to: government spending, Kennedy Kids, seat-belt laws, busing our children anywhere other than yale, trailer courts near our vacation homes, all tiny Third World countries that don't have banking laws, aerobics, the UN, taxation without loopholes and jewlery on men. Favor of: guns, drugs, fast cars, free love (if our wives don't find out, a sound dollar, and a strong military." That sounds like Matt and Trey to me.

 


Anonymous Sparks said...

A true "South Park conservative" can be summed up in one word: libertarian. Principles of limited government don't change from your paycheck to your neighbor's living room.

The worst thing that could happen to either of the two major parties would be for the Libertarian party to get even half the exposure groups like Nader's and Perot's do. I honestly believe most Americans are, at heart, libertarian but just aren't aware of it.

 

Here's the full trailer for Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Pitt and Jolie play professional assassins hired to kill each other. Only problem is that they are also married to one another.


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I added a lot of embellishments (new pictures!) to my review of my new favorite movie: Cuban Rebel Girls.
  • I didn't think anything would ever fill the special place in my heart reserved for Hell Comes to Frogtown, but this film has pushed Sam Hell out of that spot. Cuban Rebel Girls would be the perfect movie if only it starred Rowdy Roddy Piper. Maybe he could star in a remake! Does anyone know Ewe Boll's phone number?


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The trailer for The Dukes of Hazzard .
  • It is said that Pope John Paul's greatest regret was that he could not live to see this film. Of course, as a chaste man he paid no attention to Jessica Simpson, but the pontiff was a huge Johnny Knoxville fan.
  • I'm thinkin' the new pope is more of a Stifler guy. Stifler sounds kind of German, doesn't it?
  • Y'know, all kidding aside, this is a very charming trailer, and it looks like the movie might be a lot of fun!
  • I can't believe I just typed that. Man, I better watch a Tarkovsky movie for penance.


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The Daily Show calls the UK the "Bizarro US," a place where conservatives are powerless and liberals rule the day.


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The munchkin coroner tells all. "And she's not only merely dead / She's really, most sincerely dead!" For those of you who are finished reading all those boring autobiographies of statesman and inventors ...


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Today in Uncle Scoopy's Guest House - The Seed of Chucky


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This week's theater counts and box office predictions from The Weekend Warrior. He believes that the two wide releases will easily take the top two spots. His prediction: Kingdom of Heaven - $31 million, House of Wax - $24 million.


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This week's movies (800 screen sneak preview on Sunday only): Monster-in-Law - 33% positive reviews. This is the comedy with J-Lo and J-Fo. That score is based on only three reviews.


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This week's movies (1700 screens): Crash - 79% positive reviews. This is the only one of the widely distributed new films which got solid reviews. Serious movie which the critics compared to Magnolia and Mystic River.


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This week's movies: House of Wax - 29% positive reviews. The crits offered mostly cynical barbs for the Paris Hilton epic.


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This week's movies: Kingdom of Heaven - 46% positive reviews. Mixed notices for Ridley Scott's epic about the Crusades.


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