Friday, May 06, 2005

Remember the story about a school for hookers? Well, Whore College is now a reality. These ivy-covered vaginal walls harbor the collected sexual wisdom of the world. And classes only cost twenty bucks! Plus, scholarships are available for those who can't pony up the full double sawbuck. I'm just hoping UT can get them on our football schedule next year instead of Oklahoma.


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The Daily Show: "American Idol judge Paula Abdul's alleged affairs with Corey Clark and, of course, MC Skat Kat."


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URL says it all sexy-maria-sharapova.blogspot.com


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Russell Crowe in Interview Magazine. What makes the interview unique is that the questioner is his Cinderella Man co-star, that marvelous professional Sad Sack, the live action Eeyore himself, Paul Giamatti


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Variety.com - 'Chappelle' yuks yanked for now: "Comedy CentralComedy Central has yanked this month's third-season premiere of its marquee series 'Chappelle's Show' and halted production"


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'SIX FEET UNDER' insiders swear that former President Bill Clinton was offered a guest role in the final episode of the series. The last season begins shooting in June. Clinton was said to have been flattered and eager to do it. But when negotiations began with HBO, Clinton priced himself out. The producers implored, 'But we're only cable!' Clinton stayed firm. Now they are looking for another high-profile replacement.


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The trailer for George Romero's Land of The Dead


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Denise Coke arrested on cocaine charges. And that's the real thing.


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Comedies kick ass in the DVD rental market. Meet the Fockers is #1 for the week. The top renter for the year is (you ain't gonna believe this) ... Without a Paddle. Napoleon Dynamite is not far behind.


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President Bush will weigh the impact of Labour's narrow victory, as soon as he figures out that Labour and Labor are really the same thing. He's still tryin' to figure out if it all related to a Labordor Retriever.


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4th Circuit ruled a county board may restrict invocation leaders to "those within the Judeo-Christian faith." I'm curious. How do the right wingnuts feel about judicial activism when it is in their favor?


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Blogger Goose said...

We love it! Actually, the problem with this case is you would have to recognize Wicca as an actual religion. My opinion, it's a bunch of tree huggers, chanting while dancing around a fire. That hardly qualifies...

Seriously, where would you draw the line, anyone can start a "religion" can't they? Jim Morrison tried to.

 


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Yup, I've started my own religion. We take Fenway Franks and Beer for communion, believing them to be the body and blood of former commissioner "Happy" Chandler.
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I guess there is no major problem to excluding Wicca per se, but the inherent broadness of the ruling would also exclude Buddhism, Hindu, Islam, and every other Asian religion.
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My own solution would be to exclude ALL religious rites, even Chandler-worship, from governmental gatherings. In that case, there is no need to make any distinctions between them.
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Blogger Goose said...

I don't completely disagree with you. But shouldn't the decision of what type of prayer to be had at the meeting be left up to the governing body? If we bow to the witches, it's not based on a majority, it's based on a minority which then makes it an execise of political correctness.

 


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No, not as I see it. If the state and the church are kept completely separate, there is no room for quibbling. If you want to pray, do it at a non-governmental function. Since few of us attend governmental proceedings, that still allows the average person to pray an average of about 23:59 per day, if they so choose.
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We agree completely on dumping the Wiccans. It's just that I would also dump Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Scientologists, Muslims and Chandlerites as well.
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Besides, will you dump the Wiccans for having silly beliefs? ALL religious beliefs sound ridiculous to people who are not a member of that religion, and none of them can be supported by reason. So who will decide which ones are NOT ridiculous? Jews and Christians only? I submit that to a majority of the people in the world, Jews and Christians believe in stuff just as silly as anything concocted by Wiccans. Maybe sillier.
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A look at Shrek 3


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CNN - The real Paris Hilton
  • .Q: So how would you describe your occupation?
  • PARIS HILTON: I don't know. I'm an actress, a brand, a businesswoman. I'm all kinds of stuff.
  • Q: If you had to pick just one...
  • HILTON: An actress.
  • Q: So all of this -- the partying, the modeling, the reality show -- was just your journey to an acting career?
  • HILTON: Yeah, I guess.



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The original script from John Carpenter's Dark Star


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TeenPeople.com - The 25 Hottest Stars Under 25


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Urban Legend of the day: "Claim: photograph shows a hybrid human/pig sow and her piglets" Verdict: gimme a break. I guess you can say it is total "hogwash." Of course if you do, you might get your ass kicked.


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Today in Uncle Scoopy's Guest House: Sharon Stone whips out the ol' 46 year old cannons in A Different Loyalty. And they still look mighty sweet.


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Construction Comparison of the World's Most Booming Cities


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Norm Crosby remembers Elvis Presley. Of course nobody remembers Norm, but I remember him with great "affectation."


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URL says it all: Rent-a-Dildo.com


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"The most comprehensive used panty directory in the world." Their parents must be proud to know there's a new number one in used panties. I'm pretty sure there is also some number two in used panties.


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I've never seen so many used panties in my life.

 


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I've never seen so many used panties in my life.

 

Man builds a life-sized Viking ship entirely from popsicle sticks. Man is that guy's tongue going to be orange! Fifteen million popsicle sticks! That's only half the story. He's then planning to take this thing out on the Atlantic to sail from The Netherlands to Key West.


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Pulp fiction covers from stories about women in prison.


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The answer is Sugar Bush. The question is one of the following:
  1. What do male porn stars call a really tasty coochie?
  2. What is the Secret Service code name for presidential daughter Jenna?
  3. What is the nickname for the world's most photographed beaver?
  4. What is the nickname for the world's most photographed squirrel?


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Watch episodes of Strange Paradise online for free. It is an obscure Dark Shadows rip-off from the 60s


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How I Shrunk My Husband's Crotch


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No Pants Day is Friday, May 6th.
  • This thing is centered in Austin, so I'll be able to go down to Barton Springs Mini-Golf at 7 P.M. to see a bunch of people putting without their pants on. I'll be watching from a distance, so although I will be able to see their putters, I may not be able to see their balls.


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WTF? for the day: Elvis asks "Who Would Jesus Bomb?


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