Friday, May 13, 2005

John Cleese is writing the next feature film for Aardman Animations, the makers of Wallace and Gromit


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Firefox growth rate slips again


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This site is both sad and strangely erotic ... FormerGirlfriends.com - Former Girlfriends - Show the world what you had!. It's filled with amateurish pics of nekkid women, ranging from fugly to gorgeous.


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Your kids want a pet, but you live in an apartment? Consider Mr. Marbles, the dead cat. (If you go to their home page, they have various other kooky props.)


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Buy the Philosopher's Stone on eBay, create Gold at home in your spare time. Get out your $250,000, because this offer won't last. And it must be true because the ad specifically says "not a scam". What's more, by buying it you are doing your part for humanity, because "part of the revenue from this sale will go for future design of the heaven recreation machines and time travel industry development."


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Former NBA player Ralph Sampson was arrested Friday in Atlanta on two felony counts of failing to pay court-ordered child support


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The last voyage of the 'Enterprise'. The 'Enterprise' Series goes off the air Friday, leaving no TV 'Treks' for the first time in 18 years.


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Napoleon Dynamite team reunites for Sasquatch. Sweet! "I'm frickin' mythological, whadya think?"


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We've discussed it before, now read about it from the horse's ... er ... mouth - The Original Whizzinator! Please, I beg of you, do not be fooled by cheap Whizzinator knock-offs.


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Irish fisherman hooks mind-blowing catch


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Woman sells her cherry on eBay


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How to Brew Beer in a Coffee Pot


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One of the stranger concepts for a pay site: Geek Fantasies: "Have you ever fantasized about a room full of sexy college coeds sweating over a match of Strip-Counterstrike; or perhaps you long to see young, bikini-clad sweethearts slaving away with soldering irons, installing mod-chips in their home consoles?"


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Weekly World News: "HUBBY DIES AFTER SEEING FAT WIFE IN THONG UNDIES"


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Katie Holmes looks set to replace Jude Law's girlfriend Sienna Miller in the lead role as Edie Sedgwick in a new movie called Factory Girl.
  • I'm not sure of Katie's acting range, to tell you the truth, but if she has the chops, she actually resembles what Edie was like before she entered the high life.
  • I haven't read the script, but Sedgwick's life has all the elements to make a great movie, not just about a person, but about an era - innocence corrupted - the zeitgeist of 60s New York - Warhol and Dylan - times a-changin' - big-time rock stars - big-time art world - mental illness - tragedy. If done right, it could be an edgier version of Almost Famous.
  • Director Hickenlooper hasn't had a commercial success, but he has talent, and this seems to be his kind of material, so this project is one that might have some potential.


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Letterman's "Top Ten Thoughts Going Through Vladimir Putin's Mind While Bush Drove"


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Survey USA releases their latest approval polls for all 50 governors
  • The link gives the complete list, sorted two different ways. Fascinating stuff. The least popular governor in the usa, by a wide margin, is Ohio governor Bob Taft with a 19% approval rating. (Just a hair below the approval rating for Charles Manson). The top spot is a virtual tie between the two governors of the Dakotas.


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VIDEO: Russian Girl Running For Class President makes her election speech nekkid. Hey, she heard it was for the presidency of the student BODY. Hmm ... I doubt if that double entendre works in Russian.


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Pope John Paul II to be beatified. "Pope Benny Hex has begun the process to beatify his predecessor John Paul II, the first step to sainthood."


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retroCRUSH picks the world's ugliest DVD covers.


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Today's edition of "News That Sucks" - Peter O'Toole and Samantha Morton have signed up to appear in a new Lassie film. From the looks of this picture of O'Toole, they better have a short filming schedule.


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What is the source of the legend of Friday the 13th?


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Shrimpy white Canadian guy named NBA MVP
  • I felt it was a close call, just as the voters did. Both players were gracious about the result. Nash said he would have voted for Shaq.
  • The Lakers dropped 22 games behind last year, while Miami improved by 17, so Shaq's value seemed to be clearly established at about 20 games.
  • The Suns did improve by 33 games, but the Suns also added Quentin Richardson, so Nash's value is not as easy to determine. In addition, the Mavs also improved by 6 when they lost Nash! Still, it is difficult to ignore the new point guard for a team that improves by 33 games!
  • ... only in the NBA can a 6'3'' guy be called "shrimpy"


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The gallery of really poor Star Wars Knock-Offs


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Funny parody: Star Wars: Lost Hope


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Britney Hit with Copyright Lawsuit


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Cameron Diaz says current Enquirer story is a bunch of malarkey. The Tabloid says she was "caught cheating," but there doesn't seem to be any basis for the story.


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The Daily Show's Bob Wiltfong reveals how sexy cheerleading is destroying our youth.


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Fans Pay $500 to See Latest 'Star Wars' Flick


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