Thursday, May 26, 2005

Queer eye for the comic hero guy


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Netscape 8 is all fucked up.
  • Netscape needed several fixes hours after its release
  • Without IE installed, Netscape 8.0 will not install at all
  • You'll have to uninstall Netscape to get MSIE working right again!! (After installing Netscape 8, IE will render XML files as a blank page, including XML files that have an XSLT transformation.)


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Survey: Little U.S. interest in next-generation Internet


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Will there be a prequel to The Phantom Menace?


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Warning! U.S. Marines


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Cannes film festival: Shots from the suburbs: "Me and You and Everyone We Know"


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'Monica! The Musical,' opened a one-week run Friday night Off-Broadway. I want to audition for the part of Clinton.


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Man arrested for wearing Grinch mask in public. "Wearing a mask in public is a misdemeanor under West Virginia law, punishable by a fine of up to $500, up to a year in jail, or both."


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Urban Legends: Gere and His Gerbil. Hey, they both begin with Ger, don't they?


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Judge Bars Photos of Jacko's Dick.
  • The D.A. said showing the pictures and a child's drawings would show jurors that the child in question could adequately describe "a unique feature of his (Jackson's) anatomy." That would show that Jackson's relationships with boys were "not casual."
  • Oh, man, E! must be disappointed. There goes the one best chance for the screen debut of Jimmy Kimmel's dick.


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Where is America's Best Beach?


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baseball's all-porn-moustache team


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Different methods to pay your toll on Greek highways


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Retro technology: Mechanical pong game uses electronic relay logic to duplicate the computer version.


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The parents of a dieting Italian boy have worked out why he was still putting on weight - his dog was losing weight!


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South Carolina takes the lead in hate! Texas is only fourth, but we're hoping to pick up some good draft picks out of the Middle East.


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Ex-Secretary of State Powell joins bidding for baseball team


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"Thank you for calling the Prince Edward Island suicide hotline. Our business hours are Monday through Friday, 9am to 5pm."


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Thieves steal priceless sex toys from brothel museum in Butte


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A racy photo from a high school party with a Playboy theme has sent alumni of the school into shock, and really pissed off the ones who weren't invited.


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A new murder defense: "Yeah, I did it, but, dude, I was really wasted."


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Adam and Ed? Conclusive new research proves first two humans were gay. Kinda makes you wonder how there came to be six of seven billion of us.


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Urban Legends: "A bar of soap between the bedsheets will help prevent nocturnal leg cramps." Verdict: Undetermined.


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Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez, the so-called 'Godfathers of Miramax' will each direct 60-minute horror films for a project titled GRIND HOUSE
  • "The two segments will be packaged together, along with trailers, bonus material and extras from other filmmakers, to replicate the grindhouse flicks, that were too violent or sexual to run in mainstream theaters."


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Ken Jennings defeated handily by a new King of the Nerds


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UK company launches in-car toilet
  • "The company says that the chemicals break down waste into a "sweet smelling, inoffensive liquid", which can be disposed of at the end of a journey."
  • At last, the quest for the Philosoper's Stone has truly ended - we can change shit into Mountain Dew



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Father's Day gift suggestion, assuming your dad is gay. Barry Manilow Official Merchandise Store: The "Music and Passion Blanket"


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Now here is a worthwhile project! Adam Sandler talks about remaking Attack of the Killer Tomatoes


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Catholic Group outraged by Penn and Teller Show making fun of Mother Teresa.
  • The Catholic League Spokesman declared (I did not make this quote up, honest) "Like most Americans, I like parodies and have no problem, per se, with irreverent humor. But when humor becomes insult, that is a different story."
  • So apparently he only enjoys the highly popular non-insulting form of irreverent humor! The kind of irreverent humor that is ... um ... reverent!
  • ... or, more likely, what he really means is that only enjoys irreverence when it makes fun of things considered sacred by others!
  • If you are interested, this is the show Mr Donohue is discussing


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" ... or, more likely, what he really means is that only enjoys irreverence when it makes fun of things considered sacred by others!"

Considering that he also (briefly) addressed their comments on the Dali Lama and Ghandi, I doubt it.

 

Borowitz: BUSH TWINS CUT SHORT MIDEAST TRIP ... Arab World Gives Thumbs Down to Spring Break-themed Diplomatic Mission
  • "Just days after First Lady Laura Bush was heckled during her diplomatic mission to the Middle East, Bush twins Barbara and Jenna Bush cut short a Middle Eastern trip of their own as the White House acknowledged that sending the fun-loving twins to the volatile region was a really bad idea."



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We ran this material back in December, but it's worth another look. Norwegian skier Ingvild Engesland, 22, deeply regrets posing nude for soft porn magazine Lek, and is surprised by how much attention it generated.


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Ingvild Engesland


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Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood Get Engaged in Public


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Justin Timberlake is reportedly set to play a gay man in Will and Grace.


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The Battle of New Orleans re-enacted in Legos.
  • I suppose this must have been the worst defeat in British Military History before they lost Singapore in 1942. Although they outnumbered the Americans two or three to one, they suffered 700 dead and 2000 wounded or captured, while a couple of Americans scuffed their knees.


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Monitor your wife, girlfriend, or daughter 24/7 with GPS panties


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Stressed? At last, here is the pill you really need.


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Here is pretty much every significant frame of the new Bat-novie


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Here's the video of the Burt Reynolds Slap Attack. It seems to me that Burt was just kiddin' around, not angry, and that this story is a whole lot o' nothin'.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh c'mon...give the guy a break...just some producer who wants his 15 minutes of fame...grow up already!!!

 

Barring any further delays, Michelle Monaghan (not Katie Holmes) has been cast as Tom Cruise's love interest in M:I 3. Although that will undoubtedly have changed by the time you read this.


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eBay item - Handmade Princess Leia Sock Monkey


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There are now five clips from High Tension, and four of them are rated R


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A dozen clips and a half dozen "webisodes" for Lords of Dogtown


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Underwood the new 'American Idol' - there were 500 million votes cast in this competition


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Merchant-Ivory is now just Ivory. Producer Ismail Merchant is dead at 68.


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Iranians trick Europe again.
  • One more time, Iranian officials promised the EU that they would refrain from developing nuclear weapons - in exchange for plenty of economic enticements. (Then, of course, they will still have the exact same nuclear weapons program - and a lot more money to put into it!)
  • The Europeans also told Iran they could have Austria and the Sudetenland as long as they signed a little piece of paper guaranteeing peace for our time.


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The UK has a slightly different attitude toward TV broadcasts. The Ofcom regulator gave the all-clear to programs about sex with animals. Y'know, I might even have loved Raymond if he had had on-camera sex with wild beasts.


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An 86-year-old woman has been released from jail after being accused of calling 911 dispatchers twenty times to complain about a pizza parlor.


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Defense Rests in Michael Jackson Trial


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Burt Reynolds bitch-slaps CBS producer. Check out this picture of Burt. He's gotta be up there with Cher in the lifetime leaders for most money spent on cosmetic surgery, and also vies with George Hamilton for the man-tan award.


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