Tuesday, May 31, 2005

WARNING: Certain songs can turn you gay.


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Now THAT is giving head!


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The trailer for Pervert! The Movie


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Jack Black is Computerman


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Banana Phone - covers your cellphone completely


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Woodward and Bernstein confirm that FBI official Mark Felt was "Deep Throat"


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A clip from Ten 'til Noon
  • "In ten minutes, everything can change. For these ten people, it will. A jet-lagged Larry Taylor awakens to find two strangers in his bedroom, and over the next ten minutes, will experience the most terrifying - and possibly final - moments of his life. But who these strangers are, and whay they want, can only be determined by events occuring elsewhere, and at the same time. We relive those same ten minutes through the eyes of those connected to what is not a simple home invasion, and with each person, find ourselves propelled closer to the truth."


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A clip from The Child, the drama which won the Palme D'Or at Cannes.


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Another new R-rated clip from The Devil's Rejects, Rob Zombie's sequel to House of 1000 Corpses.


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Watch Keira Knightley in the exclusive trailer for Pride and Prejudice.


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Conan O'Brien's May version of "If They Mated"


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Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is planning to expose his private life in an upcoming reality show


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Newsweek Entertainment takes an in-depth look at Batman Begins.


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Victoria Beckham is planning to release her new songs under a secret name. "She is hoping to prove cynics wrong by revealing her true identity after she has landed a number one hit." That could backfire. I tried the same thing, but then nobody would believe I was really Elvis, so eventually I had to kill off my fictional character.


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Jesus Christ Supercop There is some very funny material in this video.


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just another online riddle 60 levels


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

got stuck on level 4. seems to be some kind of 3d picture, but I can't tell what it's supposed to be.

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

4's a heart, stuck on 5, heh

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

thanks for the help. Damn, 5 is another tough one. Or we're idiots. I keep trying to find an anagram for the word in pink. How are we supposed to get to level 60?

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I finally got it. It was panasonic.

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Answer to #6 should be norway. can't figure out why it isn't working.

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you type in http://gaucho.cybton/norway/index.htm it prompts you to enter a username/password with a hint "big building" -- that's where I'm stuck! any ideas?

 

"President Jimmy Carter and the killer rabbit - the true story, with the picture"


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BATMAN BEGINS - TV SPOT #10


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Submitter wrote: "Just a bunch of hot chicks. Skip the junk and go right to the contest / finalist section."


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Anonymous KGB said...

They're nice, but so what?
Is the submitter banging one of them?

 

CouchSurfing - The world is smaller than you think!


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craigslist: classifieds for jobs, apartments, personals, for sale, services, community, and events


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Is the box office half full or half empty? Many people reported that movies continue their decline from last year, and that this past weekend was down 6% from the same weekend last year. That is true, but what I didn't realize was
  • (a) this past weekend was the second best weekend in history. It just so happened that the best weekend was last year at this time
  • (b) this past weekend was 15% higher than the third best weekend of all time!


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American parliamentarians have filibusters. Africans have their own ways ...
  • Our "stunning grasp of the obvious" award goes to Business Day. Get this: "Business Day reports that placing dog feces under the bench of a Zulu prince would be seen as a grievous insult."
  • I'm trying to recall my college sociology and anthropology courses. Surely there are many cultures where a prince would not consider it an insult if you made him sit above dog shit. I vaguely remember something about Estonia.
  • Interestingly enough, this affront only applies to princes in Zulu culture. Commoners and even high-ranking artistocrats consider it the highest possible compliment if you make them sit in puppy poop. In fact, their swankiest Zulu restaurants give you a choice of different kinds of doggy-do to sit on, although they keep a shit-free chair handy in case a prince should wander by.


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Typing this while I can still see the keyboard.


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Deep Throat's identity finally revealed - it turns out to be ... (drumroll) ... Mark Felt. He was a top FBI official at the time of the break-in. This is not the first time his name has come up. Some years ago, Carl Bernstein's son told playmates that Felt was Deep Throat, and Felt's daughter told of a mysterious 1999 reunion between Woodward and Felt. See details in this Slate article. Mr Felt was considered a top candidate when the book first appeared, and actually denied being Deep Throat way back in 1974. Assuming Mr. Felt is telling the truth, kudos are in order for Jack Limpert of The Washingtonian for having solved the riddle immediately after All The President's Men was published!


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Actor Christian Slater was charged on Tuesday with sexual abuse after reportedly groping a woman's buttocks


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URL says it all: BikeBlender.com


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Why smart people defend bad ideas


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Turning an old dot matrix printer into a synth


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MovieJuice! reviews The Longest Yard - "Fool Hand Luke"


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That Hercules the Liger is one big mofo. And he's still growing. He weighs in at a grand, but is expected to put on another deuce and a half.


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Cute cartoon: Samuel L Jackson gets pissed off at Yoda.


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Blogger Drunken5yearold said...

They're not impersonations, they're spliced sound clips from various movies. The Yoda stuff is fairly obviously from Empire Strikes Back.

 


Blogger Uncle Scoopy said...

I thought that sounded a lot like the real Sam'l L !!

They did a good job.

 

The Skinhead Hamlet - Shakespeare's masterwork in working class English dialect.


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Film Jerk's Early Report for May 30th


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Borowitz: U.S. ISSUES LIST OF APPROVED TAUNTS FOR GUANTANAMO ... Military Urges Use of Non-religious Insults


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When Greek ships meet US hotels ... Paris Hilton is engaged.


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