Friday, June 03, 2005

Weird Al? Are you there? The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota.
  • The tough thing about having the biggest ball of twine is that there's always another ball of twine gunnin' for ya. It's like being the fastest gun in the West. Or maybe its' more like when Flintheart Glomgold tried to reduce Uncle Scrooge to the second-richest duck in the world. Y'know, if I had the second biggest ball of twine in Minnesota, I'd be rollin' my ass off right now.
  • The submitter of this item wrote: "The guys who went on the road trip (described on the linked web page) also visited the Mecca of Albino Squirrels. There is a link to that on their page. I googled up all of the other places Weird Al mentions in the "Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota" and, believe it or not, they are all real places: The Boll Weevil Monument, Poodle Dog Rock, The Shuffleboard Hall of Fame, Elvis-o-rama - they all actually exist!"


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"Scoop ...remember posting a week or two ago about a guy named "Prophet Yahweh" who said he would call down UFO's over Las Vegas for everyone to see beginning on June 1 and lasting until June 15? Well, with no UFO's being reported I went to his site last night to see if he had any excuses. The visitors page states the following: BREAKING UFO NEWS! THIS SITE HAS BEEN SABOTAGED. It will be temporarily out of service. Here is the direct link."


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Deep Throat Revealed: President's Statement Regarding Raging Media Snoozefest Over the Unmasking of Geriatric Nixon Era Turncoat "Cock Gargler" - (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)


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Weekly World News: "Score with chicks by using reverse psychology."


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COLONY OF SUPER-EVOLVED MICROBES HAS TINY KINGDOM IN TED KENNEDY'S BUTT
  • Sen. Ted Kennedy's droopy "geezer butt" is NOT just the object of crude and ribald jokes on the floor of the U.S. Senate -- it houses a colony of superevolved microbes that have developed a high level of civilization!


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Who will take home a Tony? And, more to the point, who will care?


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Urban Legend: Subway is ending its long-running Sub Club promotion due to the prevalence of counterfeit stamps. Status: TRUE.


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The original script for South Park 112 - Mecha Streisand."While on an archaeological dig, the kids discover an ancient artifact that unleashes the evil power of Barbra Streisand on the world."


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Unholy matrimony - celebrity morphs


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SNL looks at Michael Jackson's new animated series.


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Rosario Dawson to portray a college student who becomes a "vengeful seductress" after a shocking act of violence


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Sopranos 6th season will begin in March '06


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AARP picks the fifty hottest old geezers.


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Bad odors may cause bad driving. Interestingly, this line was in a Robert Frost first draft, right after "Good fences make good neighbors"


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Designers launch a range of fashion clothing for chickens.
  • "The chicken suits come in various sizes, and had their first presentation in the Austrian pavilion of the World exhibition in Nagoya, Japan, where 20 chickens paraded a catwalk with Mozart music playing in the background. The chicken suit collection will continue its world-wide tour with shows planned in Tokyo, Paris, Mexico City and Vienna."


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eBay - Designer Stuhl WC Exclusiv Einzelstueck Damenbeine neu. "Es gibt so wenig ueber dieses Objekt zu sagen, weil die Bilder fuer sich sprechen". That means - "there's little that needs to be said about this item, because the picture speaks for itself," although it does that self-speaking in German.


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Welcome To In-Souls: Inspirational Scripture Shoe Inserts and Scripture Socks - And now - customizable with the name of your own religious foot fetish organization!


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Man resuscitates chicken! The Daily Show's Ed Helms stages a cloying, manipulative award-hopeful re-enactment of an unbelievably ridiculous event.


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Jon Stewart teaches the president the difference between 'dissemble' and 'disassemble.'


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The trailer for The World
  • "The latest film from Chinese director Jia Zhangke (Platorm, Unknown Pleasures) focuses on a young dancer, her security-guard boyfriend and others who work at World Park, a bizarre cross-pollination of Las Vegas and Epcot Center where visitors can interact with famous international monuments without ever leaving the Bejing suburbs. Daily lavish shows are performed amongst replicas of the Taj Mahal, the Eiffel Tower, St. Mark�s Square, Big Ben, the Pyramids and even the Twin Towers. But working beyond the kitsch potential, The World casts a compassionate eye on the daily loves, friendships and desperate dreams of these provincial workers."


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If Jeffrey Dahmer Had Been a Right Wing Pundit


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Chappelle Gives Surprise L.A. Show


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"Imagine an electric car that produces hardly any noise, no air pollution, and is as fast as a Ferrari."


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Anonymous Sparks said...

All electric cars have one problem: this little thing called the First Law of Thermodynamics, a.k.a. the Law of Conservation of Energy.

Surely, I'm not the only person on the planet who realizes a million people recharging their cars every night (or even every other night) doesn't save energy, but merely shifts the load from the local gas station to the local power plant.

 

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URL says it all: SmokingHotWaitress.com


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Key West Fantasy Fest Body Painting . Very entertaining gallery!


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Legendary sports stars in the "wrong" uniform. Mays as a met, Namath as a Ram, etc.


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URL says it all: TronGuy.net


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If you like P.J. Soles, today is your lucky day.Uncle Scoopy's Guest House features the Extended Cut of Stripes, which includes a Soles nude scene which has never been seen publicly in the 25 years since the film was lensed.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Loved the pics of PJ Soles. I have always thought she was a genuinely cute girl. Not a radiant, super sexy woman, but one you would really like to settle down with and enjoy some great SEX!!!!

Thanks for the shots.

 

Lawyers sue God


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The Guardian profile: Ewan McGregor. The highly compensated movie superstar is now working for peanuts - doing eight performances per week in Guys and Dolls, with a six month commitment. That's Ewan. Interesting guy.


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No DVD, but Here is the controversial 49ers Training Film you read about! All 14 minutes of it. Racial stereotypes, lesbian porn, and the other things that make life worth living.


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Brooke Shields has officially engaged with Tom Cruise in what is fast becoming a celebrity war of the words.


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Three films, early death, lasting fame - The legacy of James Dean


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Running out of paper to throw in your office waste basket? Virtual paper is unlimited, and the game even includes variable wind speed!


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Cameron Diaz sues US tabloid over claims of 'cheating' on Timberlake


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