Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Michelle Trachtenberg was seen at the "Batman Begins" premiere. I didn't even think she was involved with the movie. Gee. I wonder which role she is playing?



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The Sun Online - News: Mr Spock can see Uranus! "STAR Trek legend Mr Spock has boldly gone on his bravest enterprise yet - photographing fat women NAKED."


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That picture of John Kerry in the Boston Globe reminded me of the great work he did with his original running mate.


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Mrs Robinson has joined Joltin' Joe. "Legendary actress Anne Bancroft died of cancer on June 7 at Mount Sinai Hospital, according to an Associated Press report. She was 73."


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Jessica Simpson Fucked My Boyfriend! According to Bam Margara's ex-girlfriend, Jen. The story was also repeated by Margara's own father. Bam, however, said his dad was "full of shit."


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Anonymous KGB said...

He said his father was "full of shit"? Oooh...THAT'S a paddlin'.
You better believe it.

[from the Simpsons, as you know]

 

In a sweet peace offering, Brooke Shields sends Tom Cruise two tickets to Chicago. “If he wants to see Chicago, I've left him two tickets - one adult, one child," so he can bring his girlfriend.


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The trailer from 'Rent'
  • Based on Puccini's classic opera La Boheme, Jonathan Larson's revolutionary rock opera "Rent" tells the story of a group of Bohemians struggling to live and pay their rent in the gritty background of New York's East Village. "Measuring their lives in love," these starving artists strive for success and acceptance while enduring the obstacles of poverty, ilness and the AIDS epidemic. One of the longest running shows on Broadway, "Rent" was the winner of the 1996 Pulitzer Prize for Drame, the Obie Award, the New York Drama Critics Circle Award, four Tony Awards and three Drama Desk awards.


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Three new clips from My Summer of Love
  • 'My Summer of Love' is this summer's most intoxicating and intriguing romance. From Pawel Pawlikowski, the award-winning director of 'Last Resort,' comes a tale of obsession and deception, and the struggle for love and faith in a world where both seem impossible.


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The Boston Globe gets John Kerry's college transcripts. Kerry's Yale record was actually worse than Bush's
  • Kerry had four Ds in his freshman year alone, but Bush had only one D in his entire four years, and that one missed a C by only one point.
  • Kerry had no As or Bs at all in his freshman year, scoring the four Ds and six Cs.
  • Overall, the two men finished with nearly identical averages: Bush 77, Kerry 76.
  • To me the most amazing thing is that neither of them ever got an A. Not one single A. Ever.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

An A was rare in the Ivy League in those days. I was at Cornell, 1959 - 63. At that time, only about 5% of grades were A, and I heard faculty complaining that the administration was pushing them to lower grades still more. 15 years later when I was applying to my doctoral program, admissions asked why I didn't have all A's like the recent graduates from Lower South Central Subnormal!

 


Anonymous KGB said...

What a relief to know that
B-students were competing
for the highest office in the
Free World...

 

The Daily Show's Produce Pete cozies up to a bunch of old fruits.


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Jon Stewart interviews Russell Crowe The actor admits he'd rather get hit in the face than have electrodes on his testicles.


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A strange animal-like creature walks upright among us. If I'm not mistaken, it's Paul Giamatti.


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I thinks it's a rabbit (with ears folded down) or a Manx cat on its hind legs.

 


Anonymous Simester said...

Looks just like a little dog on its hind legs to me...

 

URL says it all: poopiecookies.com


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Swedish herring museum creates a stink. As the official Sildakongen, I am required to be there for the foul-smelling opening ceremonies.


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The unofficial DICK CHENEY FAN CLUB. Take a respite from arguing about politics policy. Let's talk about something we can all agree upon: the beautiful human being that is Vice President Dick Cheney.


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A shitpile of clips from Mr. and Mrs. Smith


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The trailer for Murderball
  • "The notion of quadriplegic athletes may be unimaginable to some, but Murderball shows that they can be as great as any. The film chronicles these men as they overcome unimaginable obstacles to become world-class athletes. Murderball (aka quad rugby) combines the finesse of soccer with the bone-jarring collisions of a demolition derby. The athletes use custom wheelchairs that look like something out of a Mad Max movie. Players careen around the court with reckless abandon, slamming into each other, fueled by an unrivaled competitive spirit. Their ultimate goal is to win a gold medal at the Paralympics. Team USA has dominated the sport for years. But when Joe Soares, a gold medalist in 1996 and one of the best ever to play the sport, gets cut from the team, he becomes coach of Team Canada with one goal: beat Team USA at the 2004 Athens games. What follows is a roller-coaster ride of human drama, athletic excellence, and heart-stopping competition that couldn't have been scripted any better."


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The trailer for the animated film Open Season. "A deer buddies up with a domesticated grizzly bear when the two animals are alone in the woods during hunting season. Meanwhile, Beth, a forest ranger who raised the bear, embarks on a desperate search to find her friend."


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Letterman's: "Top Ten Ways To Cheer Up Saddam Hussein" ... "Three words: Los Angeles jury"


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The Daily Show: "The President parades babies on national television to show they shouldn't be exploited."


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BOLTON'S ANGER TIED TO GAMMA RAY ACCIDENT. "Don't make me angry," the U.N. nominee told reporters. "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."


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"Charlotte Church has topped a gay icon list" Topped? So she beat Bette Midler, Liza Minelli, Cher, and Judy Garland? I'm impressed. (And surprised)


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Pistons win the right to get swept by the Spurs. Just joshin'. Kinda. The Heat led 74-68 halfway through the fourth, but couldn't close the deal.


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Jolie performed one of her own stunts in the dominatrix skirt - and forgot to wear underwear.


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"Rawhide," as sung by Frankie Laine and Screamin' Howie Dean


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The Sun's incredibly cheesy dramatic re-enactment of Crowe's crime.


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