Monday, June 13, 2005

1000 boys thrown out of polygamous US sect so that older men can marry more wives. The sect "believes a man must marry at least three women to go to heaven." I say if those guys can put up with three wives, they deserve to go to heaven.


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URL says it all: SprayOnMud.com


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Forward this to your girl. The 10 Worst Handjob Mistakes


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Paris Hilton is planning to give up her public life in two years, by which time she expects to become a mother


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Israeli researchers say they have succeeded in growing a date palm from a 2,000-year-old seed. It is considered the most remarkable such achievement since Tony Randall became a father.


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It's good to be the king. Swazi king waits two weeks for wife No. 12. "Swaziland's King Mswati III took an 18-year-old former Miss Teen Swaziland finalist as his 12th wife during the weekend, barely two weeks after marrying his 11th, media in the tiny African kingdom said." They have a very sensible system for selecting wives. "Nothando Dube was selected as Mswati's fiancee after last year's Reed Dance, an event where thousands of maidens dance bare breasted, and where Mswati has chosen wives in the past."


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Katie Holmes could soon be converting to the Church of Scientology. "The former Dawson's Creek star, who was raised Catholic, says she's studying up on the religion espoused by her boyfriend of not quite two months, Tom Cruise."


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Headline of the day: "Forest department to develop wild ass sanctuary"


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Conan's Max Weinberg shares his idea of a successful Army recruiting campaign


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The buzz on the adult sites: Who is the celebrity partner in the Tom Sizemore sex tape?


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URL says it all: SexySharapova.com


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Anonymous KGB said...

She's a better player than Anna K,
but she's not hotter. This girl is
just plain DULL.

 

MIKE TYSON REPLACES DEAN AS DNC CHIEF ... Promises to Offer More Moderate Voice as Democratic Leader ... "Tapping Mr. Tyson for the top job at the DNC could heal wounds caused by Gov. Dean."


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Reasonable doubt won the day for Jackson - The Abrams Report. Michael was overjoyed. He said "I feel like a kid again."


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Make the big bucks - Extract DNA from Anything Living - at home in your spare time.


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Portable, Wall-Mounted Bathroom Beverage Holder


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Men have nipples to sooth a crying baby until it can be fed. Whatever, dude. I suppose that's as logical as any other explanation you can dream up.


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Blogger the maryland democrat said...

ok well they are retarded the reason is that nipples devolp while you are still sexxualy nuetral ie femal is the defauklt sex sex isnt determind till a few weeks after nipples develop that is why they are on males.
ps this is aslo why you can be an xy female becasue they where not exposed to enoguh testosterome so they just developed into the default this is partialy why there are more females than males.

 

The MovieJuice! satirical review of Batman Begins


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Weekly World News: "PAINTBALL GUNMAN HIRED TO SHOOT AT PRAIRIE-DOGGING OFFICE CUBICLE WORKERS"


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IFILM has five clips from Mr. and Mrs. Smith, including an exclusive


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Tobey Maguire to play a mute. I'm pretty sure that will improve him.


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Yo, Adrian! Just for fun - The Movie House review of The Italian Stallion (aka "The Party at Kitty and Stud's"). In case you are not familiar with it, it's a 1970 porno film starring Sylvester Stallone in his pre-Balboa days.


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The trailer for Broken Flowers
  • In the new film from acclaimed writer/director Jim Jarmusch, which won the Grand Prix at this year's Cannes International Film Festival, Bill Murray stars as Don Johnston. The resolutely single Don has just been dumped by his latest lover, Sherry (Julie Delpy). Don yet again resigns himself to being alone and left to his own devices. Instead, he is compelled to reflect on his past when he receives by mail a mysterious pink letter. It is from an anonymous former lover and informs him that he has a 19-year-old son who may now be looking for his father. Don is urged to investigate this "mystery" by his closest friend and neighbor, Winston (Jeffrey Wright), an amateur sleuth and family man. Hesitant to travel at all, Don nonetheless embarks on a cross-country trek in search of clues from four former flames (Frances Conroy, Jessica Lange, Sharon Stone, and Tilda Swinton). Unannounced visits to each of these unique women hold new surprises for Don as he haphazardly confronts both his past and, consequently, his present.


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ANGRY CHIRAC AGREES WITH BUSH THAT THE FRENCH SUCK ... a rare accord for the two heads of state


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AstroPic o' the Day: A Tornado and a Rainbow together over Kansas


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eBay item: BOEING 727 JET CONVERTED TO A LIMO FOR STREET USE. "It is legally drivable in the streets and can cruise on freeways at the speed of a regular car." Opening bid is about a million simoleans.


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