Friday, June 17, 2005

Urban Legend: Dell is selling computers with keyboard loggers installed at the behest of the Department of Homeland Security. Status: False.


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Why is it called "the missionary position"?


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Why did the expensive, well-reviewed 'Cinderella Man' bomb? Bad timing.


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The first look at Peter Jackson's King Kong


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"Two-faced kitten shocks owner, veterinarian"


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Weekly World News: "HOW TO ESCAPE AN AWFUL DATE." How desperate would one have to be in order to take dating advice from Weekly World News?


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Circus Museum - poster art from European circuses.


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Photo gallery: Goodyear Blimp crashes in Coral Springs, Florida


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More breaking news from Conan's late night copter cam


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Conan and Larry King look far far into the future - all the way to the Year 2000.


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Tom-Yum-Goong Movie - Two Teaser-Trailers (One of those Thai fighting films with Tony Jaa.)


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The international trailer for The Skeleton Key
  • "From the writer of 'The Ring' (Ehren Kruger) and the director of 'K-PAX' (Iain Softley) comes Universal Pictures' contemporary supernatural thriller, 'The Skeleton Key'. Set largely in the dark atmospheric backwoods just outside of New Orleans, 'The Skeleton Key' stars Kate Hudson as Caroline, a live-in nurse hired to care for an elderly woman's (Gena Rowlands) ailing husband (John Hurt) in their home...a foreboding and decrepit mansion in the Louisiana delta. Intrigued by the enigmatic couple, their mysterious and secretive ways and their rambling house, Caroline beings to explore the old mansion. Armed with a skeleton key that unlocks every door, she discovers a hidden attic room that holds a deadly and terrifying secret. Peter Sarsgaard portrays Luke, the local attorney working on the couple's estate, and Joy Bryant plays Jill, Caroline's best friend."


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The Batmeister pulls in $24 million before the weekend.


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Today's Tom Sneddon Award for conspicuously wasting the taxpayer's money goes to Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, who asked a state prosecutor on Friday to investigate how long it took Terri Schiavo's husband to call for help after she collapsed 15 years ago.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, no! You don't understand. He has to do this to prove what a good Christian he is. It's the same reason his brother sent troops into Iraq!

Doc

 

"Does viewing files on the Internet constitute possession?" Tricky legal question. Any picture you see on your web browser is actually being viewed from your own hard drive. You don't know precisely where it is without making an effort, but it's there somewhere. So, technically, if a child porn image appears on your screen from an accidental surf to an unknown URL, that picture is sitting on your own hard drive. Is that possession? The courts have not decided.


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Rumplestiltskin department: Yarn shop: knitting yarn and custom spinning from dog hair. Or as Rumplestiltskin said when the princess correctly guessed his name - "I meant my FIRST name, bitch." His full name: Ted "Theodore" Rumplestiltskin.


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URL says it all: CheerleaderHairpieces.com


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How to Survive Being Eaten by a Whale


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Finally! Chicken clothing has gone patriotic. No USA colors yet, but well-dressed Japanese and Austrian chickens can now proudly head to the front of their pecking orders.


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Compare your political opponents to Hitler? You need to meet the absolute master of the overblown comparison, Senator Dick Durbin.


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Die is Cast - the Gallery of Casino Carpeting


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Mariah Carey claims she has slept with fewer than five men in her whole life.


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Hundreds of little-known uses for well-known products


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SADDAM REQUESTS JACKSON'S JURY, Asks Accuser's Mom to Testify Against Him


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Jon Stewart looks at Godwin's law in debate. ... "Someone disagrees with you? Compare 'em to a Nazi. Works like a charm. A Hitler charm."


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Jon Stewart interviews author Kenneth Timmerman "Iran is out to get us."


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Daily Show: President Bush attempts to defend the Patriot Act without employing a patronizing tone.


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A preview of Comedy Central's new show "The Colbert Report"


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Suicide By Super Glue


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Remote controlled FLYING speed boats (keep watching)


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This link is a re-run, but now's the time: The Complete History of the Batmobile since 1941


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BeautifulPeople.Net - internet dating service for beautiful people only.


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Battlestar Galactica's Tricia Helfer removee her clothing.


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Colorado Rockies draft 11th grader by mistake.


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Update of the Star Wars TV plans


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Headline of the day: "Cats use fax as toilet, spark house fire"


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Rednecks try to snatch a tarpon away from a mako shark.


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Fourth quake shakes California. God said to be restructuring the California jury pool.


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"Actor Tom Cruise said he and girlfriend Katie Holmes are engaged, after he popped the question early Friday morning atop the Eiffel Tower." The press is already calling them TomKat.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

After all this crap he's been spouting lately this is the final nail in the coffin for any respect I used to have for him. I think he's a freakin' genius to get Katie to marry him, however all the Scientology bull$#!@ I've been hearing and other crap he's spewing (mostly on Access Hollywood) is total malarky.

Just because of his psycho ranting and raving I'm probably not going to go see War of the Worlds, which is a shame because I really enjoyed Minority Report (And Spielberg films in general). Heck I might even bypass MI:3 next summer and turn in my badge to the Tom Cruise fan club and join the Former Sane Stars Society instead.

He's just ruined my interest in any project that stars him when he has a personal agenda to get across.

At least then I don't have to hear about aliens inside of us (or in Volcanos or whatever the @#$! it is), how prescription medication is bad for you and how Hitler made Methadone. (which has been proven to be (and is) a urban legend btw) however Tommy would like you to believe it is all true.

Thanks for posting some of the anti-(and parody) Scientology links Scoopy, they made for interesting reading. Sad part is in the Early 90's I remember seeing one of their info-mercials on TV and it looked interesting (before I knew all this crap I know now) and another funny thing is the voice of Bart Simpson is a Scientologist and now she's the mayor of a L.A. suburb. What's next, Cruise for President? (And no I wouldn't be surprised, maybe Travolta or Issac Hayes will be V.P)

 

Two PETA Employees Arrested on Animal Cruelty Charges


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Billy Bob Thornton says sex with Angelina Jolie is overrated. (Middle of page.) He's a classy guy.


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Otter's Plushie Forest. Otter is one strange dude.


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The Parade of Unfortunate Star Wars Costumes


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Silly spoof of the Paris Hilton burger ad


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