Monday, June 27, 2005

This is a real headline: "Belgium to ban Boy Scouts from killing chickens"
  • ... Under the old rules, the scouts were not allowed to shoot or stab the bird, but they could choke the chicken.
  • There's good news for you Belgian gals - girl scouts may still kill chickens with impunity!


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Jennifer Tilly wins the World Series of Poker (Women's No Limit Hold 'Em)


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Psychiatrists claim Cruise comments are 'irresponsible'


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Rejected Crayola Crayons


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Bob Dylan in exclusive CD deal with Starbucks. And this is no bullshit: "Dylan: Live at the Gaslight 1962,' co-released with Sony BMG Custom Marketing Group, will hit Starbucks coffee shops Aug. 30. It features 10 previously unreleased tracks from performances at New York's Gaslight Cafe over four decades ago, including 'A Hard Rains A-Gonna Fall' and 'Don't Think Twice It's Alright.'"


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Pictures from Coney Island's Mermaid Parade on Sunday


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SCOTUSblog: Reporters lose in leaks case ... "the Constitution and federal common law do not recognize a reporter's privilege of confidentiality."


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General admits to secret air war
  • "THE American general who commanded allied air forces during the Iraq war appears to have admitted in a briefing to American and British officers that coalition aircraft waged a secret air war against Iraq from the middle of 2002, nine months before the invasion began."
  • It seems that the Iraqis didn't even notice, because if they had, they would undoubtedly have screamed bloody murder to the U.N. and the international press. Now THAT'S a secret bombing!


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11th richest man in the world dies piloting a chickenshit homemade aircraft. (What can ya say? Flyin' that crazy shit was what he loved to do, and he was just up there for fun.)


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The trailer for Magnificent Desolution: Walking on the Moon 3D
  • "The IMAX space legacy continues with 'Magnificent Desolution: Walking on the Moon 3D,' which will take audiences to the surface of the Moon to walk alongside the extraordinary Apollo astronauts who have stepped upon its surface. With never before seen photographs, CGI renditions of the lunar landscape and previously unreleased NASA footage, audiences will be immersed in the life-changing experiences of these astronauts by showcasing what they saw, heard, felt, thought and did while on the lunar surface."


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Five clips from November
  • November is a psychological thriller exploring a woman's struggle to transcend trauma through a surreal blend of emotion and memory. The narrative and visual style are comprised of dreamlike moments and images stemming from Sophie's subjective experience, blurring the line between reality and the unconscious.


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Speaking of Peter Jackson: The trailer for King Kong is finally online


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'Lord of the Rings' director sues over revenues. The basis of the suit is quite technical. Time Warner sold ancillary rights to the film to other divisions of their company. Jackson is entitled to a percentage of those revenues, and he got them all right, but his suit alleges that the Warner Movie Division should have placed all of those ancillary rights up for bid on the open market instead of just handing them over to sister companies. Sounds like a small deal? Well, sir, Jackson says it may have cost him as much as $100 million!


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CMT signs multi-year deal to air Miss America Pageant


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This purports to be a 19 second excerpt from the sex tape of the hip hop diva, Eve. (I don't know whether authentic.)


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DUREX DICKORATIONS - the world's #1 source for penis outfits.


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One of our submitters went on a Cameron Diaz hunt. Kicking it off, here is one of her notorious "pre-fame" exploits, an uncensored bondage photo shoot (film clip at iFilm - only the good parts!)


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Another site with more Cameron Diaz paparazzi (see below). Check out the wicked scar on her right ass cheek.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

where did you get these photos from?

 

More of Cameron Diaz's scar - and a great wedgie.


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A Dutch site with lots of paparazzi bikini shots of surfer girl Cameron Diaz.


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This is supposed to be Aniston and her new flame, Vince Vaughn. Whatever. I give ol' Vince a lot of credit. He must have a healthy self-image. I'm not sure I'd like being compared to Brad Pitt.


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The Food Timeline
  • "Ever wonder what foods the Vikings ate when they set off to explore the new world? How Thomas Jefferson made his ice cream? What the pioneers cooked along the Oregon Trail? Who invented the potato chip...and why? Welcome to the Food Timeline."


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Brad and Angelina play mommy and daddy.


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White House Statement Formally Supporting Senior Advisor Karl Rove's Recent Observations on the Scourge of Liberalism -(WHITEHOUSE.ORG)


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Abandoned Railroads of the US


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JoBlo.com's 2006 Movie Previews.


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Seinfeld's Secret: It's Nothing, Really. Good article - very entertaining. "Seinfeld said his favorite 'Seinfeld' episode is probably the one in which George Costanza pretends to be a marine biologist and rescues a whale by pulling from its blowhole a golf ball hit into the ocean by Cosmo Kramer." That's probably my favorite as well - "The sea was angry that day, my friends!"


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"Like and old man trying to send back soup at a deli."

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was it a Titelist?

 

Tell me this isn't the greatest music story EVER!! Billy Ray Cyrus joins William Hung on a new version of "Achy Breaky Heart"!!! The Hung album also includes "Surfin USA" and the Tony Bennett classic, "I Left My Heart in San Francisco." All of you on my Christmas list can pretty much know what to expect in your stocking.


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This is not a hoax, but a real news story. (I guess.) Scientists have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hours of clinical death. ... Yes, scientists at the prestigious George Romero University have succeeded in reviving the dogs after three hours of clinical death, paving the way for trials on humans within years. OK, maybe I made up the name of the school, but the rest is really in the story.


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Using certain types of anti-freeze, they might be able to get the temperature to just below zero, at which point they could preserve the subjects for much longer periods of time. Besides medical applications, the concept could be used in space exploration.

 

Conan on the Aisle - the late night host looks at the new Herbie movie.


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A new two minute clip and four character featurettes from Fantastic Four


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Here's a clip and the trailer from Murderball, an offbeat documentary about some tough-ass quadriplegic rugby players.


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Borowitz: IRAN SAYS IT IS BUILDING MOST PEACEFUL NUCLEAR WEAPON EVER ... Nuke Experts Skeptical of President-elect's Claim
  • “The nuclear bomb we are currently building is for display purposes only.”
  • "Elsewhere, in his most gloomy assessment to date, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said that the insurgency in Iraq could last longer than Cher’s Farewell Tour."


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Supreme Court rules that Grokster can be sued. (Ruling in .pdf format)
  • "We hold that one who distributes a device with the object of promoting its use to infringe copyright, as shown by clear expression or other affirmative steps taken to foster infringement, is liable for the resulting acts of infringement by third parties."
  • "The record is replete with evidence that from the moment Grokster and StreamCast began to distribute their free software, each one clearly voiced the objective that recipients use it to download copyrighted works, and each took active steps to encourage infringement."
  • A large chunk of the Supreme Court's unanimous ruling consisted of some rather harsh words about the incorrect ruling by the notorious 9th Circuit, an error-filled decision which forced the case to the Supreme Court.


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A summary of USC 2257 and its impact on adult internet sites. (Sites with non-simulated sexual acts.)


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Anonymous demonbox said...

Great article. Shows some of the concerns with legislating morality. I don't believe the law is set up just to prevent child pornography (clearly an important thing). One of Gonzales first acts was to prosecute pornagraphers who were into scat. I see this as a continuation of that in some ways...

 

Summer of Love organizer, Chet Helms, dead at 62


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Watch Muppet cranks Statler & Waldorf as they review recent trailers on Movies.com.


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On-This-Day.com. A list of various things that have happened on the current date. Check out any date to see what happened in history and people with that birthday.


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ADULT SIZE Big Wheels


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FedexFurniture.Com
  • "FedEx Furniture is furniture put together by empty FedEx Boxes, and held together by fedex packaging supplies. All of the furniture seen here is 100% functional. The couch is standing/sleeping approved, I sleep on the bed every night, I eat at the dining table, and I work at the desk almost 20 hours a day."



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Directory of the Populist Murals of Northern Ireland


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pennsylvaniastatesong.com. A tongue-in-cheek argument to replace Pennsylvania's "repulsively saccharine clusterfuck that is the current state song!" (It's actually a promo for a new album, but it's a funny promo.) The Bloodhound Gang's Jimmy Pop states, "Pennsylvania sucks. Pennsylvania's current state song sucks. I can change the latter."


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Le Building - a short, odd little 3-D cartoon


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Topless Gymnastics in slow motion. Now THAT's entertainment.


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Piglet and Tigger reunited. John Fiedler, the voice of Piglet, died Saturday at 80. To most of us baby boomers, Fiedler is most recognizable as the wimpy Mr Peterson, a favorite patient of Bob Newhart's classic psychologist.


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PCWorld.com - The Best (and Worst) ISPs


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New Google Maps satellite images:


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