Tuesday, June 28, 2005

What's the greatest American rock band of all time?


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Amazing new study shows that your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow bit shape determines what you're like in bed!


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Brian De Palma may direct a prequel to The Untouchables.


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The trailer for Sympathy for Lady Vengeance "The third film Chan-wook Park's revenge trilogy following 'Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance' and 'Oldboy'."


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Britain's Prince Harry had blood test to prove Charles was father. WTF. Look at the ears. It was either Chuck or Dumbo.


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Super-Thin Lindsay Lohan Collapses


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I didn't make this up: U.S. Government rules that the "Siegfried and Roy" attack was not the work of terrorists!! They have also ruled out beehive hairdos. I didn't make that up either.


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Ex-Presidents Bush, Clinton Play Golf


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NPR pays out some hefty salaries!


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Another cast member from "Real World Austin" joins the handcuff brigade.


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Silence is Golden - the AMC Theater warning about cell phones.


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Comedian Pablo Francisco riffs on movies


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Atlantic City frets over thought of losing the Miss America pageant to Nashville


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Now that's funny! Developer wants to use new Supreme Court ruling to eminent domain Souter's house!!!
  • "Could a hotel be built on the land owned by Supreme Court Justice David H. Souter? A new ruling by the Supreme Court which was supported by Justice Souter himself itself might allow it. A private developer is seeking to use this very law to build a hotel on Souter's land. The CEO of Freestar Media, LLC, points out that the City of Weare will certainly gain greater tax revenue and economic benefits with a hotel on 34 Cilley Hill Road than allowing Mr. Souter to own the land."
  • The developer plans to call it The Lost Liberty Hotel


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American scientists create robot lobster. Unfortunately, North Korean scientists have countered our plan with robot drawn butter.


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Statement of the Shrink League: "It is irresponsible for Mr. Cruise to use his movie publicity tour to promote his own ideological views and deter people with mental illness from getting the care they need" ... "Instead, he should use the tour to promote OUR ideological view and allow us to drain those loonies of the money WE need. What the hell do they need money for? They're nuts! They'd just spend it all on silly straws and those noisemakers from New Year's Eve"


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The Daily Show: "The on-the-ground evidence, or as we like to call them, 'facts' suggest Cheney might be incorrect."


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Patently Absurd: "Totally Absurd Inventions ... America's Goofiest Patents!"


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Dead Pets - They Never Run Away!


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Iowa State University's Tasty Insect Recipes


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Become more macho or risk your extinction, men told ... Symptoms of the illness that has been dubbed "mantropy" include a penchant for pedicures, fruit smoothies and small dogs.


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Mao: the Untold Story. A review of a book on the life of Chairman Mao: "the whole official history of the revered founding father of Communist China is a myth written to cover up the evil of a monster". A few samples:
  • Mao and his leading comrades never actually marched, since they were carried in litters and were generally treated "like landlords."
  • Mao never tried to pit his Reds against the Japanese: He was too busy plotting to destroy his own rival commanders and to maneuver Stalin to help give him control of China on a plate.
  • In Yenan in 1941, Mao funded his operations by turning 30,000 acres of fertile land to opium production.




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The Weekend Warrior makes his predictions for the upcoming weekend. He's callin' it $60 mill for Spielberg and Cruise, and nine mill for Martin Lawrence.


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"PRESIDENT TO NAME YODA HOMELAND SECURITY CHIEF" ...
Bush refuses to change his mind even after learning Yoda isn't real


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Lretterman's "Top Ten Rejected Titles For Saddam Hussein's New Novel"
  • "Inspectors Turn up no Evidence that Herbie was Ever Fully Loaded"
  • "The Brotherhood of the Traveling Underpants"




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NEWSBREAKERS When News Breaks, We Bust It. These are the crazies who try to sneak themselves into the background of live news reports. Their many costumed characters include the Cheese Ninja.


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The poster for the dystopian thriller from the Wachowski Brothers, V for Vendetta, which stars Portman and Agent Smith. It's like a futuristic version of Zorro, except with a V instead of a Z.


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This week's movies: Rebound - no reviews yet. A sports comedy with Martin Lawrence as a college basketball coach who is a mastermind with an uncontrollable temper, ala Bobby Knight. Banished from the college game, he is able to get only one coaching job - at a junior high school that lost its last game 109-0.
  • (This film will appear on 2300 screens, War of the World on 3600)


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This week's movies: War of the Worlds is rated 100% positive at Rotten Tomatoes, although no major reviewers have checked in yet, but there is something curious going on here. It is only rated 6.8 at IMDb. There seems to be an organized campaign to rate the film "1/10" at IMDb, presumably to suppress the overall score (for reasons unknown to me).


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The trailer for Cry Wolf.
  • "Nobody believes a liar - even when they're telling the truth. When a young woman is found murdered, a group of local high school students decide to further scare their classmates by spreading online rumors that a serial killer called "The Wolf" is on the loose. By describing "The Wolf's" next victims, the students' game is to see how many people they can convince - and if anyone will uncover the lie. But when the described victims actually do start turning up dead, suddenly no one knows where the lies end and the truth begins. As someone or something begins hunting the students themselves, the game turns terrifyingly real."



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"My exorcisms get results"


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TOM CRUISE BIDS FAREWELL TO EARTH ... Returns to Planet of Origin on Eve of Film's Debut


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Star Trek episode concept of the week: "The Giant Radio Lobes of Fornax A"


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Paula Abdul near death after grueling nail salon ordeal.


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UK tries to close the "power couple public embarrassment" gap! Hugh and Liz are at it again. "Liz was flirting with Hugh all night. We couldn't believe it when she grabbed Hugh's hand and started sucking his finger suggestively."


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Uncle Scoopy's Guest House presents Teri Garr and Nastassja Kinski in One From the Heart


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Weirdest amazon.com item yet. Weighing in at 700 pounds, with a current retail price of eight large, it's all 1082 books in the Penguin Classics Library!!


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