Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Q: Is this man copping a feel of Katie Holmes?


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

HELL NO - that guy couldn't have been a bigger girl if he had the tits!!

 

Persistent kid teaches himself to skateboard off a roof.


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Daily Show: "Hannah Rosin talks about the research she did for her New Yorker article 'God and Country.'"


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Daily Show: "Public approval for Bush's proposals rank between lukewarm and donkey-dong-blowing."


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Daily Show- Colbert suggests a new way to understand "Mission Accomplished" ... "Try and stop reading in a linear, left to right, letters in consecutive order, syllable-based way."


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The Daily Show's Louis Black offers Free Health Advice ... "If your sexual activity involves a lot of tears, you're probably doing something wrong."


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Daily Show: The Supreme Court rends the wall between church and state into more of a beaded curtain.


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The Daily Show takes a tour around the States


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Jon Stewart interviews Morgan Spurlock


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This is a funny vid: Jared Fogle footage from the cutting room floor. "Fuckin' Blimpies - that's where I'm goin'"


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Britney Spears shows off the pregnant belly.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

The next picture has Mr. Spears wearing the loosest pants I've ever seen on a white guy. He looks like a kid wearing his dad's clothes. I bet he spent big $ to get that perfect pre-distressed look. The dirt is probably all his.

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's still white trash (look at the getup) but damn getting knocked up sure didn't hurt her boobies. Wowza. =).....

 

Peeping Tom pulled from outhouse tank. Submitter wrote: "I guess this is what happens when spank booths or peep shows become too high class for your tastes. Oh the questions that one wants to ask this man."


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Pharming Underground


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"Rabbit-exploding device proves popular." They can also be used to explode gophers. So far, they are most popular in New Zealand, but the company has two big orders from the USA: a Mr. Jimmy Carter and a Mr. Carl Spackler.


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Advanced scientific study concludes: "The amount of food you put on your young child's plate is the main factor influencing how much he or she will eat"


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This nekkid woman is not Katie Holmes. But you can dream. Sure looks a lot like her.


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New WTC tower design made public


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Important Top-Headline News from Norway: thieves steal family's shrubbery. At this moment, the police have assigned four detectives to the case full-time.


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"We want a shrubbery!" Name the movie...

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was going to say you stole my joke.

Have the Pythons been in Norway recently?

 

WTF??? Republicans in Congress threatened Major League Baseball on Monday with repeal of its antitrust exemption if billionaire financier George Soros is involved in buying the Washington Nationals.


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Weekly World News claims: "SWEDEN LEGALIZES LOOKING UP LADIES SKIRTS!"


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The Signers of the Declaration of Independence (The Price They Paid)


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Surprising Expiration Dates: "A handy, who-knew guide for 77 foods, beauty products, and household goods"


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Guinness - World's Fattest Cat


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The Top 10 Funniest Cameos


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Here's the trailer for Jim Carrey's new film, Fun With Dick And Jane


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Conan O'Brien's weekly quotables. Some very good jokes. Samples:
  • The 'Daily News has suggested that Katie Holmes signed a 5-year, $5 million contract to marry Tom Cruise - but according to the contract the two will not have sex. After hearing this, Star Jones' husband fired his agent.
  • Despite protests from conservatives, President Bush appointed an openly gay man as his assistant Secretary of Commerce. Bush claimed that a gay man is perfect for the commerce department because "Those people love to shop."
  • Someone on E-Bay is selling a piece of toast they claim shows an image of Michael Jackson. Experts say it's the first piece of toast to be black when it went into a toaster - and white when it came out.
  • In Japan, a 95-year-old man broke the record in his age bracket for the 100-meter dash. Unfortunately, when the 95-year-old man tried to run through the tape at the finish line it snapped him in half.


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John Cusack discusses his next romantic comedy. I know he's always had the sensitive guy thing going for him, but when did he become such a wuss? In the article he says, "And sometimes you think if I do this movie maybe it will help me get the movies I want to get made. You know it will help my profile out. It's just the dance you do with the business." Bah, fokkin humbug. I'm going to go watch The Grifters and Better Off Dead to cleanse my palate.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well the sad part is, when was Gross Pointe Blank and High Fidelity released? Almost 5 years ago or more for both (without looking anyway)

What has he done since then......yeah that's what I thought.

And the other sad thing is on the commentary for "One Crazy Summer" Steve Holland talks about how Cusack just calls him "That Director" and doesn't like being associated with the two films that made him a star to begin with (One Crazy Summer and Better Off Dead)

At least the one cool thing is there is suppose to be a deleted scene where Coop (I think that was Cusack's char. name in OCS) goes to college and hooks up with BOD's Diane Franklin but was cut.

Shame he wants to do more serious work like Runaway Jury, that stupid thriller, Max and America's Sweethearts, instead of what he is liked for and what he cut his teeth on being an everyman and a likeable character in the film.

Plus what's it tell you that he broke up with Allison Eastwood? (Watch Midnight in the garden of Good and Evil and see what he had at that time)

Hell if it were me, let's just say she'd be the Mrs. by now.

 


Blogger Uncle Scoopy said...

Cusack and Savage Steve never have anything good to say about one another, even though they made a great team.

Sad.

 

Leonardo DiCaprio hopes that his next pic will be Ed Zwick's dramatic thriller The Blood Diamond.


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AMC Entertainment, is offering a money-back guarantee for boxing picture 'Cinderella Man,' hoping to boost interest in the struggling film amid a record box-office slump. I haven't seen the film, but the people I know who saw it, loved it, so this may make sense.


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Dr.Phil's Test. He gave this test to Oprah. It's about as accurate as anything else Dr Phil does, which is to say the final evaluation was pretty close to the opposite of what it should have said! It told me I was Mr Warmth.


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Tom Cruise says he believes in aliens. With most celebrities, I wouldn't worry as much. I'd just figure they were speaking hypothetically. But Tom? Some day that guy is going to rip off his human mask and show his tentacles.


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Leonardo DiCaprio has bought his own island in the Caribbean. Let me guess. Cuba?


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That Eve sex tape turned out to be genuine: Eve Objects To 'Personal' Sex Tape Posted On Internet


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