Friday, July 01, 2005

Pranking on a McDonald's Sign


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Spanish law to rule out sexism. Yup. Check this page in about a year, and I'll be reporting that sexism in Spain is a thing of the past.


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Come on, that editorial is a parody, right? Hard to tell with the Aussie sense of humor, but that looks like an exaggeration at the least...

 

Jon Stewart explains the difference between the Billy Graham Crusade and the Gay Pride Parade.


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The trailer from the one sequel everyone has been anticipating. Is Kyser Sose back in The Usual Suspects Two? Nah, that's small potatoes. I'm talkin' Big Momma's House 2.


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Eleven clips from Fantastic Four


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The Blue Booklet (notorious guideline to prostitutes)


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R&B Crooner Luther Vandross Dies at 54


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Uncle Scoopy's Guest House presents Nicole Eggert in Secret Sins


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All About Torgo


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WTF?? Jack Nicklaus will be featured on a 5-pound note to be issued by the Royal Bank of Scotland.
  • He replaces the current face, that of Groundskeeper Willie.
  • No real, living person, other than a member of the British Royal Family, has ever appeared on a Scottish or English banknote.
  • I like Jack a lot, but this seems crazy, especially given that he has a sponsorship agreement with RBS. Let's see - he puts their name on his golf bag, and they put his name on their banknotes. Sounds fair. I think I need to cut a deal between Other Crap and the U.S. Mint. I think I'd look great as a replacement for Susan B. Anthony. Ah, the Uncle Scoopy Dollar.


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Supreme Court Justice O'Connor Resigns. This could trigger quite a wild battle over the nomination of a replacement.


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Tony Blair may remove his testicles from blind trust and snub the U.S. on global warming. The other six members of the G-8 have agreed on a position, leaving only President Bush and Blair on the outside. Blair sincerely believes that global warming is mankind's' greatest threat and requires a concerted effort from the developed nations, while President Bush prefers to deal with the problem through faith-based cooling.


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Weekly World News: "HOW TO GET WOMEN TO PAY ON DATES!"


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"Build a better mousetrap ... " department. "the best FAKE DOG POOP ever!"


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New state laws in Michigan and Utah make everything illegal.
  • Well, now that I think about it, just about everything done in Detroit is illegal.
  • "These laws regulate much more than just adult entertainment content. They actually make it a crime for our newsletter to link to any site containing ads for alcohol, tobacco, credit-card and financial accounts, mortgages, car rentals, gambling, and the myriad other things that minors aren't supposed to have."
  • You know the saddest thing about these laws? I'll give you five-to-one odds that the people who are in charge of enforcing them think that the virus-laden mail they get from something.com actually comes from something.com!! They will tie up thousand of hours of law enforcement time only to find that the mail was sent from some island in the South Pacific and shunted through some anonymous remailer in Finland, and that something.com was just a dummy address plucked off by e-mail harvesting software.


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Today's front pages from around the world. This would be a very useful bookmark, but the site is so slow that by the time the flash loads they are yesterday's front pages.


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"fags can starve your hair of oxygen and make it dull, lifeless and brittle." Then how do you explain Hollywood hairdressers?


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The Axe-Woodsman Bacon-Grease Bear-Paw Cookbook


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How to cook a whale found dead.


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"Watch Deep Impact's Comet Collision Via Webcast"


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Letterman's Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At A July Fourth Barbecue.
  • "Beef is great, but squirrel's so much cheaper"
  • "I'd like to tell you why scientology is so important to me"



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"But you don't know the history of Bar-b-que, I do"

 

Free legal download of "ass to mouth" from Pizazz!


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AUSTRALIA: VICTIMS OF VICTORIA'S RELIGIOUS TOLERANCE LAW. It's another one of those laws that allows the government, rather than the individual, to determine the boundaries of public discourse. Incomprehensible to Americans, who take the treasured First Amendment for granted, is a Germany which considers it great progress that they went from forbidding anti-Nazi speech to forbidding pro-Nazi speech. Let's face it, either way one is allowed to say only what the government says is all right. That thinking always comes around to haunt you when it's time for the next group to take power, and that time will come.


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This is the direct result of political correctness, which is a derivative of liberalism. This once again demonstrates the rule; Liberalism always generates the exact opposite of its stated intent.

 

Managing your investments to provide a hedgehog against inflation just got harder, because hedgehogs do not like tidy gardens "Dinnsdale!"


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No! Say it ain't so, Joe! Schoolgirls forced to wear pants.


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"You don't know the history of pants, I do."

 

THE ABORTION SONG HEARD MANY TIMES THIS WEEK ON THE HOWARD STERN RADIO SHOW


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The trailer from The Aristocrats
  • "Comedy veterans and co-creators Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza capitalize on their insider status and invite over 100 of their closest friends, (who happen to be some of the biggest names in entertainment, from George Carlin, Whoopi Goldberg, Drew Carey to Gilbert Gottfried, Bob Saget, Paul Reiser and Sarah Silverman, just to name a few) to reminisce, analyze, deconstruct and deliver their own versions of the world's dirtiest joke, an old burlesque routine, too extreme to be performed in public, called 'The Aristocrats'."


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Fish whopper: 646 pounds - a freshwater record (with extraordinary picture)


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Incredible video. 457 foot ferry crashes into a small marina In West Vancouver. Astoundingly, nobody was hurt.


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Batman and Obi-Wan couldn't save the day, but at last there is hope for the film industry. Barry Manilow is planning a movie version of his musical Copacabana.


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Brooke Shields and Tom Cruise continue the war of the words.


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Alleged Net pirates raided across the globe: "The government announced an 11-nation crackdown Thursday on Internet piracy organizations responsible for stealing copies of the latest Star Wars film and other movies, games and software programs worth at least $50 million."


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