Monday, July 04, 2005

News for the stupid: Russian astrologer sues Nasa over comet impact.


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Chirac mocks Britain. Yeah, that'll really ease those Anglo-French tensions.


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MovieJuice! does a satirical review of War of the Worlds, or as they call it, "Destruction Junction"
  • "I'm the pre-teen Maggie Smith," says Dakota Fanning, "if Maggie Smith had a stripper name."


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In order to release The Dukes of Hazard film, Warner Bros. has agreed to pay a Georgia-based producer Robert B. Clark $17.5 million for copyright infringement for his 1974 film MOONRUNNERS.


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July 4th Special: a video of Marvin Gaye singing the national anthem at the 1983 NBA all-star game. Beautiful, soulful rendition. It would be Gaye's last performance. I've heard this many times, but I haven't seen the video before.


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Beyonce's Bouncing Boobie Video


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We now know for sure that the universe is controlled by a being who has existed since before the beginning of time.


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Weekend Box Office - July 1-3, 2005
  • No surprises at all, except that the new Martin Lawrence comedy, which was expected to do poorly, did even worse than expected
  • Last week's films provided an interesting study in contrasts. The Herbie movie did OK, dropped only 30%. Bewitched did poorly and dropped more than 50%. In fact it dropped below Mr and Mrs Smith, which it beat last week! Finally, the zombie movie did about as poorly as possible. It dropped an astronomical 73% from last weekend! That is among the twenty worst "second weekend" drops of all time. (Gigli holds the record at -82%)






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Acts see album sales soar after Live 8 gigs
  • "They came out of charity. They left with booming record sales. Pink Floyd's "Echoes" album posted a staggering 1,343 percent increase in sales on Sunday compared with the same day a week ago."


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DEBATE OVER PSYCHIATRY HEATS UP, DAKOTA FANNING RIPS BROOKE SHIELDS.
  • In conclusion, she added, “When I find my attention flagging, I don’t take drugs – I eat a bag of Skittles.”


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Hubble Captures Deep Impact's Collision with Comet


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Deep Impact: Your First Look Inside a Comet!


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Dumbest ... rumor ... ever. Ellen Degeneres is rumored as an option to replace Ted Koppel. Ellen must have started that rumor. It's the ol' Hunter Thompson trick - start a rumor, then report that the rumor is floating around ...


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Why Men Die Younger


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Obits of the future


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Tom and Katie will reportedly marry next month at the Scientology headquarters in Los Angeles


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O'Donnell says Rove is also named by a second source.
  • Of course it was Rove. Have you ever watched an Austin Powers movie? The source of international mayhem is never Basil Exposition. The evil is always started by Dr. Evil.


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Pamela Anderson is reportedly back with former husband Tommy Lee. It was inevitable. They will keep running into one another as long as MENSA holds those annual gatherings.


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"Justin Timberlake reportedly threw up after eating at his own restaurant." Timberlake couldn't make it in time to the bathroom and threw up on the floor.
  • Now THAT's an advertising campaign.
  • He couldn't make it to the bathroom because there was a long line of people waiting to throw up.


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"Nicole Kidman has reportedly been spotted acting like a chimpanzee." I always wondered what she and Cruise had in common.


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