Thursday, July 07, 2005

Anti-Aging Beer. Yeah, that's gotta work, because heavy drinkers of beer always look so much younger than their years.


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'Fantastic Four' Has Few Fans in Fandom. So comic book geeks hate it even more than the critics do? This can't be good.


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Jack Black teams up with the director of Napoleon Dynamite
  • Jack Black, his friend and "School of Rock" writer Mike White, and "Napoleon Dynamite" director Jared Hess ... Black portraying a Mexican priest who secretly moonlights as a masked wrestler in order to save an orphanage from closure ... titled "Nacho Libre"


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Talk about specialty sites. Busted is dedicated entirely to surprising Japanese people while they have sex in cars.


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Three trailers for ::VIRUDDH::. (Indian film about elderly people who must come to grips with the death of their son.)


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The trailer for God's Sandbox
  • "A successful author, Liz, searches for her daughter, Rachel, in the Sinai Desert. Although her daughter objects, Liz remains at the beach and meets a Bedouin storyteller, who relays the unusual love story of Leila -- a Western tourist -- and the son of a Bedouin Sheik named Najim. Their relationship is torn apart when Leila is exposed to a female circumcision ceremony."


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"It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long." Music plus written lyrics.


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A cool hack of Google Maps to measure your walking or biking routes!


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Former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani was yards away from one of the deadly explosions that struck London on Thursday (an 'eerie reminder' of Sept. 11, 2001.')


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War of the Worlds has the 13th best opening week of all time. (Earlier this year, Revenge of the Sith reached #2 in this criteria and came within a hair's breadth of #1.)


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Easiest money you ever made. Pauly Shore will pay you a dollar if you don't laugh at his new show.
  • It's the first-ever money back guarantee for a TV show. They disclaim that, "Only the first 250,000 requests will be honored," but I can't imagine they would have to honor that many. How many people would actually sit through a Pauly Shore show for a measly buck?
  • By the way, if they ever make a film of "Godfather 1.5", Pauly has got the role of Fredo locked up. Look at the picture of Pauly holding the dollar.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alright - so you need to send a SASE in a stamped envelope, so it will cost you 74 cents to get back a dollar. There will still probably be a bunch of fools that do this for 26 cents

 

SECOND TOUR OF FINLAND -- The Unofficial Drive Shaft Fansite (Charlie the drummer was "lost" on Oceanic's Flight 815)


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Director Peter Jackson loses 70 pounds.


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"From court sources ... ailing Chief Justice William Rehnquist also will announce his retirement before the week is over."


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Four London Blasts Kill 40, Injure 390 . A group calling itself "The Secret Organization of al-Qaida in Europe" claimed responsibility.


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Well, they're not very secrative if they are broadcasting they name all over the news. I guess now they need to change their name...

 

Roger Ebert blasts Fantastic Four back into space.


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The official home page of Oceanic Airlines. Unfortunately, thay have had to discontinue service in the wake of the Flight 815 tragedy. (It looks like the real thing.)


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

This website is fake -- it's for the TV show "Lost". See the photo of the fake Oceanic wreck at http://starbulletin.com/2005/06/14/features/story1.html.

(There has never been an airline named Oceanic Airlines. Ever.)

Also, note when you place your cursor over "tragedy" in the yellow box on the right, a dark box on the right appears. Drag it over and it's a picture of part of the script for "Lost". There's also some text underneath it that says "I survived a horrific plane crash an am stranded on an island somewhere Northeast of Australia and Southwest of Hawaii. In the event that I am never found, please forward word of my fate to my parents." I've never seen the show, so I don't know what any of this means.

 


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Yes, I didn't think I had to explain that.

That's why I said "it looks real," which would have made no sense if it WAS real.

They are taking this to outrageous lengths, with complete web sites popping up everywhere for no purpose other than to establish credible identities for the missing persons.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry -- since I work with airlines all day and never watch TV, stuff like this sometimes gets lost (no pun intended) with me.

 

No nudity for Ashley Judd in Bug, although the character will get nekkid
  • Liz Smith says: "ASHLEY JUDD gets paid big bucks to act in movies. Act. No matter the salary, she refuses to bare all for her art. Shooting 'The Untitled William Friedkin Project,' in New Orleans, she stuck to her guns. A call went out for a body double - 120 pounds, 34B/36A-24-35 frame. The body receives a mere $1,000 to do it raw for the modest star."


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So she can flash for the paparazzi but not for the big screen? Hypocrite all the way.

 

Ashley-Judd.com :: more details on "Bug," the "unnamed William Friedkin project" mentioned above.


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"Ryan Phillippe, Jesse Bradford and Adam Beach are set to star in Clint Eastwood's Flags of Our Fathers, which Eastwood is directing and producing with Steven Spielberg."


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"Leonardo DiCaprio will produce a film adaptation of Kurt Vonnegut's novel Cat's Cradle."


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58 pages of "separated at birth" celebrities. There are some very funny ones.


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"the annual Spring Ho Festival has something for just about everyone"


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East Street Riders - the rich urban bikers.
  • "Unlike biker bars in outlying areas, Crome has a slate and chrome water fountain and valet parking. A typical biker bar sells lots of Bud and chips. Crome will serve martinis and lobster quesadillas."



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Ordered anything from Amazon? George Costanza (or another celeb) may just show up at your door to hand-deliver it!


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How Many Highlanders Can There Be? ... "Highlander 5: The Journey Continues" is on the way, and that deal includes an option for three more Highlander pictures if the studio so desires.


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Kelly Monaco, who defeated Mr Peterman in the finals of Dancing With the Stars, was the Playboy Playmate of April 1997. Here is her Playboy Plus free gallery.


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Stinkbomb alert: Fantastic Four - 23% positive reviews - and some very harsh comments.


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A Century of Sucking (Insert your own joke about the Cher Farewell Tour here)


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The 20 Hamburgers You Must Eat Before You Die


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Video: Pete's New Sex Toy


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Will Mr. Peterman Be Lord of the Dance? I want to know why my man George Costanza wasn't entered.


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Judge Declares Mistrial in Notorious B.I.G. Case


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G8 LEADERS HOLD CONCERT ATTACKING STING ... Millions Watch Heads of State Rip Rock Star
  • "Elsewhere, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said that the insurgencies in Iraq and Afghanistan were forcing the Pentagon to rethink its ability to lie about two wars at the same time."


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The trailer for Underclassman
  • "Nick Cannon plays Tracy "Tre" Stokes, a streetwise LA cop in "Underclassman," which combines frenetic action with sharp-eared comedy. When a student at an elite private school gets murdered, the rough-edged rookie Stokes gets assigned as the undercover detective to track down the killer. The resulting culture shock is only one of his difficulties. The ever-resourceful Stokes resorts to using his unique blend of sharkish good cheer and rakish charm to woo his beautiful teacher Karen Lopez (Sanchez) to help him pass Spanish and his arrogant athletic prowess to make the school streetball team. Once Stokes gets "in" with the edgy team captain and lead suspect Rob Donovan (Ashmore), he discovers that Donovan is being coerced into participating in a student car theft operation. Using his talent for hunches, Stokes wastes no time employing unorthodox methods of investigation. Although disapproving of Stokes behavior, Captain Victor Delgado (Marin) is worried for his safety and assigns two of his detectives as back up - Detective Lisa Brooks (Hu) and Richard Gallecki (Gomez) to keep an eye on him."


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The trailer for The Great Raid
  • "Set in the Philippines in 1945, The Great Raid tells the true story of the 6th Ranger Battalion, under the command of Lieutenant Colonel Henry Mucci (Bratt) who undertake a daring rescue mission against all odds. Traveling thirty miles behind enemy lines, the 6th Ranger Battalion aims to liberate over 500 American prisoners-of-war from the notorious Cabanatuan Japanese POW camp resulting in the most audacious rescue ever."


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The trailer for Tim Burton's Corpse Bride
  • "'Corpse Bride' carries on in the dark, romantic tradition of Tim Burton's classic films 'Edward Scissorhands' and 'The Nightmare Before Christmas.' Set in a 19th-century European village, this stop-motion, animated feature follows the story of Victor (Johnny Depp), a young man whisked away to the underworld and wed to a mysterious Corpse Bride (Helena Bonham-Carter), while his real bride, Victoria (Emily Watson), waits bereft in the land of the living. Though life in the Land of the Dead proves to be a lot more colorful than his strict Victorian upbringing, Victor learns that there is nothing in this world, or the next, that can keep him away from his one true love. It's a tale of optimism, romance and a very lively afterlife, told in classic Tim Burton style."


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