Monday, July 11, 2005

Two new clips from the comedy documentary, The Aristocrats


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Two trailers and some R-rated clips from the arty sleazefest 9 Songs.


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Eight clips from The Island


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URL says it all: HeavenIsForSale.com


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Movie execs fear that the release of the new Potter book will destroy this weekend's box office.


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I love the title of this book. "How Cliches, Weasel Words and Management-Speak Are Strangling Public Language."


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Conan does his latest segment of "If They Mated"


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Documentary Looks at Mantle's History. It will concentrate on the period before and after his storied playing days.


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"Hello Martha, I was just wondering if you could really die from picking your nose?"


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Headline says it all: "Sauerkraut Wrestling Proposed For Lawmakers"


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"Lojban: The Logical Language"


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Short Wave Espionage. "Mysterious broadcasts, usually of a mechanised voice reading numbers, happen each day at around 3-12MHz. Nobody has any proof of their purpose, although espionage is the most popular theory."


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BaitCar.com | Bait Cars Are Everywhere. Steal One. Go To Jail.
  • Submitter wrote: "This is apparently a big thing in Vancouver, Canada. Cops place a car out in the city as bait for potential thieves. If someone gets in, video cameras start filming in the car, and local cops are alerted of the theft. The certain arrest makes interesting viewing."


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Defiance Films Announces The World Series of Sex Contest


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Oh, no! Say it ain't so, Joe. Meet the Parents 3: Meet the Little Focker


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Yoga for regular guys, featuring that Zen Master, Diamond Dallas Page.


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Rubber Bracelet Wristbands and Rubber Bracelet Watches. The submitter wrote: "This rubber bracelet craze started out a year ago with a good cause (the Lance Armstrong Foundation). Now everybody has them! When is the Fun House bracelet coming out?"


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Blogger Goose said...

I'm thinking a nice black and turquoise mix with the words Other Crap would make a good rubber bracelet.

 

Hugh Grant and Jemima Khan Make Love In Public View: "HUGH GRANT and his girlfriend JEMIMA KHAN were reportedly so keen to share their passion for each other, they had rampant sex in full view of their stunned neighbours."
  • I'm glad to see Hughie is back in top form. Like Dennis Rodman, his antics are always entertaining, and I always miss those two guys when they maintain a low profile.


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"MASSIVE GOVERNMENT COVER-UP! MOON DOOMED!" "It will explode within 6 months! Thousands of lunar fragments will smash into Earth." This report is filed from the "Austin Briggs Air Force Base," which is an obscure joke by the Weekly World News. Austin Briggs is the guy who drew the Flash Gordon comic strip.


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Bert's Quarter Shrinking Gallery. At last, a real purpose for science. Seriously, this is pretty damned fascinating. These guys have one of the world's strangest hobbies: coin-shrinking.


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The Prostitution Pictures


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Wedding Crashers - an interview with Owen Wilson


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How to make your own washable menstrual pads


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Japan facing a critical shortage of fake priests.


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"Scientists have injected human brain cells into monkey fetuses to study the effects." So far, the only effect is that all the monkeys have applied to get that money-back refund from Pauly Shore.


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Actress-Singer Frances Langford Dies at 92.: "Frances Langford, whose steamy rendition of 'I'm in the Mood for Love' captivated soldiers stationed overseas on Bob Hope's tours during World War II, died Monday. Her most famous role may be as the insufferable wife Blanche opposite Don Ameche on the popular 1940s radio comedy, The Bickersons."


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Today is 7-11, so 7-Eleven is giving away free Slurpees.


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Prince Albert to become the head honcho. He could have avoided getting that stewardess pregnant if he had taken her anally, but then he would have had to listen to all those "Prince Albert in a Can" jokes.


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Britney Spears is pregnant in her new music video, which must be about the worst one I've ever seen. And I've seen several of Neil Young's. One of my favorite MTV shows of all time was when Weird Al Yankowic did "The Videos I want to see," which was the worst ones he could find. I wish they would bring that show back.


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Yeah...it did suck (then again so do videos in general, but this one WAS particularly annoying), which is why I'm nominating it as a potential pick for "The Soundtrack of Hell Volume 2." If you add in its cloying lyrics and its foray down the "I'm-now-a-mature-artist-who-has-discovered-spiritual-meaning" road that a lot of talentless hacks have felt the need to regurgitate recently, you have a final product that sucks the worst kind of ass. I'd rather run a cheese grater over my balls than hear this song ever again.

 


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I notice these days a lot of singers with limited ranges are creaking to get the low end or going nasal to get the high end (FMI Google the terms + phonetics). Britney is one of those especially annoying singers who do both. I would guess her real range is maybe 1/2 or 3/4 of an octave. Her longevity in the business can be attributed to great timing: at a time when there were mostly girl groups (e.g. Spice Girls), she was the first solo female pop performer. I would say Christina Aguliera is the most talented of the current solo female pop performers, with maybe Kelly Clarkson as a close second.

 

Linklater discusses Bad News Santa Bears.


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Headline of the day from an unlikely source: The New Scientist. Robot hand performs remote breast checks. It's actually an excellent article about new techniques which allow highly specialized doctors to work around the globe without leaving their own offices.


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This is a weird computer animation. You control a falling woman through maze of bubbles. The submitter wrote: "Weird, creepy but addictive falling woman animation. You can use your mouse to throw her about or pull her through tight spots etc."


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Calgary Stampede - Cowboy Nickname Generator


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Part 2 of "TOP 10 CHEESIEST AND MOST UNBELIEVABLE SEX SCENES"


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"JOHNNY Depp says his portrayal of Willy Wonka is loosely based on eccentric billionaire Howard Hughes, not fallen pop star Michael Jackson."


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"Shot on budgets ranging from $1 million to $2 million, Sci Fi's movies are made in money-saving locales like Bulgaria, Romania and Missouri."
  • OK, I have to tell a story which comes to mind because of that quote. I used to work for a large multi-national company, and like everyone in middle and upper management, I had to acknowledge with my signature that I had read and understood the company code of ethics. One of the points of the code was that "nobody in the company may bribe a public official." That's sensible enough, but there was a sub-point related to the niceties of doing business in certain parts of the world where one must pragmatically concede that it is simply not possible to operate a retail business without bribing public officials - places like Nigeria, Indonesia, and Chicago!!


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Here are the video clips of that crazy-ass skateboarder leaping over the Great Wall of China.


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